In reality, I do not have the honor of being Jewish. The idea that only Jews could possibly have a problem with Islamic jihad violence and Sharia oppression is absurd, but aside from its lowbrow entertainment value, this video is illustrative of the increasingly open anti-Semitism of the Left, as it continues to pursue its unholy alliance with Islamic supremacists.
While we’re watching movies, it is worth noting that the video above is good for laughs, but it is no match for this all-time classic:
Jimbo says
Welcome to the fold fellow Yid. Lol. Remember the secret handshake.
PRCS says
Now, that’s funny.
mortimer says
In fact, many Muslims have Jewish DNA because of all the forced conversions, enslavements and abductions of Jews in the past.
They should look into their own family tree!
Alexander Lumbantobing says
True.
Laura says
If you consider the fact that the Jewish people came from Abraham through Isaac, and the islamics came from Abraham through Ishmael, then they BOTH have semitic DNA. The Bible is never wrong 🙂 And Dr. Divinity is distinctly correct 🙂
cs says
I knew all along.
Le shana habbah bi Yerushalaim.
Fr. Basil says
Wasn’t RS at one time accused of being externally Jewish, but really a secret Catholic?
somehistory says
The Apostle Paul, a Jew, said ‘a Jew is a person who is a Jew on the inside.’ (Romans 2:29) He was writing to Christians in Rome.
If only the bigots and anit-Jewish could understand.
jihad3tracker says
If anyone needs more proof, how about this evidence :
Robert spins the dreidle at Chanukah parties, gets tipsy (after temple) on Manichewitz wine, pickles his own herring, circle-dances at mitzvahs, and his favorite joke comes directly from Golda Meir —-
“If Moses was so smart, why did he lead the Jews to the only place in the Middle East without oil?”
Zimriel says
… because Moses, the prophet, knew the place had vast reserves of natural gas
j says
Ummm…. not quite- unless he had access to deep-sea research vessels
ploome says
Congratulations, Robert….the ultimate insult
mortimer says
Is that the only argument they have?
It’s an admission that Robert Spencer’s arguments against the jihad ideology are UNANSWERABLE.
jay says
happy chanukkah, bro!
Budimir says
Thank you Robert for sharing these videos. I was about to relax and have fun with some Saturday Night Live sketches, but these ones are much better, had me laughing far too hard…
Mark says
I like the bit about “I couldn’t find a single image of Robert Spencer with the American flag”. Out took me 20 seconds on Google: http://www.bigpicweblog.com/exp/images/uploads/Spencer-P1070009-c.jpg
Westman says
They didn’t take long to disable that pic.
Here is one that works:
http://www.frontpagemag.com/sites/default/files/uploads/2011/05/Spencer-P1070009-c.gif
And another:
https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/404043867_640.jpg
And another:
http://www.franciscan.edu/uploadedImages/Content/Events/Talks,_Conferences,_Symposia/Robert-Spencer-Gentile-Gallery.png
gravenimage says
Video: Robert Spencer unmasked as secret Jew!
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Robert, you sly dog–aren’t you “unmasked as a secret Jew” several times a day? sarc/off
As for being unable to find a picture of Robert Spencer taken with an American flag, I just have to say they didn’t try very hard. Here’s just one:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4YFhK87NXPE/SJfDV3EC-rI/AAAAAAAABNM/QLpuT2WGgs4/s320/RobertSpencer(edited).JPG
More:
While we’re watching movies, it is worth noting that the video above is good for laughs, but it is no match for this all-time classic:
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Yes–a classic indeed. All it takes is having a Muslim neighbor nice enough to collect his mail for him for a couple of days to assuage all of Robert Spencer’s fears about Muslims mass beheading their victims!
(Notice that this video treats such fears as nothing but paranoia)
And while the first video rants about how Robert looks Jewish, the second finds the most Muslim-looking of Muslim guys to play him–replete with mustache-less beard. Chances are the Muslims making the video didn’t know anyone who *didn’t* look like that.
To compensate, everybody in the film calls him “Robert Spencer” over and over again, and he wears a truly epic gold cross to mark him as Christian.
Another nice little touch–and one that, surprisingly, I managed to miss first time I watched this–is that to indicate that Robert is not Muslim he is seen repeatedly swilling liquor–a goblet of red wine when he comes to the door, and a glass of the hard stuff while trolling the internet looking for Muslim atrocities.
Jihad is a pretty grim matter–you have to find some humor where you can…
nacazo says
The check is in the mail.
— The Mossad
jihad3tracker says
Thank you, nacazo, for my first solid chuckle at the end of another grim jihad-pathology week.
nacazo says
Even Russians get on the bandwagon. On the recent protests agains Turkey some of the caricatures depicted Erdoghan as secretly jewish.
cs says
What about the pope? He must be Jewish as well.
gravenimage says
Unfortunately, there’s a broad streak of antisemitism in Russia, as well.
Bridget Ames says
I think it is your great privilege to be one of the many rites of the Catholic Faith. It is one of the reasons I can trust your formation. Most of the blood is all intermingled anyways. I am supposed to be from the line of Aaron according to blood tests, but I do not look Jewish. In fact many have a hard time placing my ethnic background due to so many varying races in my background. In the end what matters is how a person behaves, appearances are only “accidentals” borrowing from philosophy.
nacazo says
According to the last video, Robert Spencer fell for the dawa/taqqiyya and converted to islam. So Robert Spencer, Christian? Jewish? Muslim? The plot thickens.
nacazo says
Even the russians jump on the bandwagon. In the recent protests against Turkey, some caricatures accused Erdoghan of being secretly jewish.
ballotcode says
I thought that he was that critter from LOTR.
gravenimage says
This is not at all uncommon. Muslims accuse *anyone* they dislike of being Jewish–even other Muslims.
SteveR says
Who made that video?
Hindu American says
Three madrassa-educated pakis with no social skills, lots of time on their hands and zero chance of meetings girls (of their age)?
Laurence says
@Robert,
So that’s how you got your first Qur’an; but my, my, how much you have changed in appearance over time. Enjoyed the video 🙂 Thanks Robert.
PGuud says
What an atrocious piece of Muslim foolery!
Decryption result: Mr. Pebbles is a Muslim to his hollow core
Islam: where freedom ends and slavery begins.
Mirren10 says
Or he’s a neo-nazi, or a fascist leftard. They all hate Jews.
Ashley says
Where to begin?
You receive $150.00/year from “D. Horowitz Assoc.?” No doubt Horowitz is a Jewish lawyer…and a mighty cheap one at that.
You’re a duck?
You aren’t 6′ 7″ tall?
Your ability to make fodder of such astounding, grotesque propaganda leaves this JW reader awestruck.
On a serious note…and I know I speak for many here. Your safety is most paramount. You and Pamela face what Rushdie faced, only on steroids. Dark days ahead.
Be safe, friend.
gravenimage says
Ashley, the reference to “D. Horowitz Assoc.” is Robert’s working with the David Horowitz Freedom Center.
Here they are:
http://www.horowitzfreedomcenter.org/
The center also runs Front Page Magazine, which is a wonderful resource for Anti-Jihadists:
http://www.frontpagemag.com/
And thanks for catching the $150.00 reference, Ashley–I guess that proves Robert is making the big bucks!
And my favorite part of this ridiculous video is to Robert ‘smelling like a duck’! Hey, we need to get our laughs where we can when it comes to Jihad.
Hope you and yours are having a wonderful holiday season!
nacazo says
Well. Europeans use a (.) where Americans use a (,) and vice-versa. So he’s saying that Robert gets paid $150,000 a year. Should get paid more if you asked me just for risking his life speaking truth to (islamic) power.
gravenimage says
True, Nacazo. I think Ashley’s take is a lot funnier, though.
TheBuffster says
Funny, I always thought Robert looked kind of like an Arab.
mach37 says
That’s MY comment, too. I figured RS for an apostate until now.
gravenimage says
His background is Greek Melkite Catholic. His recent ancestors fled Turkey due to Muslim oppression. But it is hardly impossible if he–like so many Americans–has other strains in his background.
While Robert likely has Muslims somewhere on his family tree–the pressure on Christians in Turkey to convert was brutal–he was never Muslim himself.
Angemon says
I’m tempted to point out all the inconsistencies and fallacies on that video, but there’s a character limit in JW text boxes, and I don’t think the author of that video is actually interested in being fair and unbiased, so a hearty chuckle will have to suffice
wildjew says
That’s great!
Bradamante says
Sheesh. To call this video lowbrow would be an insult to lowbrows. I remember the talk Mr Spencer gave whilst wearing a yarmulka (because all men in the synagogue were requested to wear yarmulkas as a gesture of respect); as it happens, I shot the video. Amusing to see it feature prominently in this silly piece. Funnily enough, I also remember seeing Mr Spencer participating in a Catholic church service. No video of that — but obviously even if there were some, it wouldn’t have slowed down people with intellects as quick as these guys.
gravenimage says
Thanks.
Patti says
Too funny! Love you Mr. Spencer! Keep up the GREAT work!
SIngh the Sikh says
All Robert needs is a Sikh turban and he could easily pass as one! We would be happy to count him as one of ours for his tremendous work in exposing jihadism, of which Sikhs have been genocidal vicitms.
Paul says
“Robert Spencer unmasked as secret Jew!”
Typical ‘progressive’ relativist bullshit reasoning : If it can somehow
be proved that Robert Spencer is of another ethnicity that will somehow
magically and transcendentally erase all of the hateful and supremacist
verses in the koran and the hadiths as well as the hundreds of millions of
deaths they have caused and the many more that surely lie ahead.
By the way, here’s a link (UK version) to Christian Friends of Israel :
https://www.cfi.org.uk/
خَليفة says
Wow, you think those videos will win some kind of award for original script, great cinematography, ground breaking arguments? No on all accounts.
It’s almost funny how poorly put together those videos were. One has to wonder, are those guys really that stupid or do they secretly have a crush on Robert?
Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says
Let’s analyze the clothing in the second video. How realistic is it for Muslims to wear headgear at home while sitting around the kitchen table? And how many Christians wear a garish cross around their neck, like the pre-reversion Robert Spencer does? Well, here is one such Christian (or Christian imposter):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j91OsGlvxiA
Is the National Sleep Foundation a crypto-Christian dawah organization?
nacazo says
The robert spencer in the second video shaves exactly like the hadiths say mohamed shaved. Strange for a supposed Christian.
nacazo says
If it smells like a jew hater….must be a jew hater.
Jay Boo says
It is not about taking the cash, or even about Robert playing cache-cache.
When these mocking Muslims practice their religion …
We call it — taking out the trash.
Bezelel says
I’m not Catholic or Jewish, not that I would mind being either, But I was told that the reason the Pope makes a Cross gesture with his hand while blessing someone is because the Star of David is too difficult for him to draw. Not many artists get to be a Pope.
TH says
That is obviously false. The sign of blessing is the sign of the cross, the principle Christian symbol.
Jay Boo says
Illegal in 53 countries
Merry Christmas T-Shirt with Crucifix
http://www.zazzle.com/merry_christmas_crucifix_tshirts-235419231833254047
Bezelel says
Since The Cross had “King Of The Jews” written on it, I don’t see Christ taking an issue with it.
http://starofdavidstore.com/star-of-david-cross
Messianics have their opinions too.
Champ says
In reality, I do not have the honor of being Jewish. — Robert Spencer
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Indeed!
And that video, along with that music, was absolutely *hilarious* …oy vey!
✡ LONG LIVE ISRAEL!!! ✡
? says
?? ✡Long live Israel!✡??
Dan says
If a terrorist looks like a Muslim
Talks like an Muslim
And acts like a Muslim
Then it’s a Muslim terrorist.
Adam the mad says
I always thought Spencer look like a Jew, not that it matters
Gabriel Winchester says
I always assumed he was Jewish, based on his appearance, and yet, strangely, I felt no need to slaughter him. And I believed what he said! Go figure. The idiotic “hate projection” of muslims is dangerous, but also kinda funny. They are soooooo lame.
Evolution says
Robert Spencer’s fighting the good fight so well that I’ve never even bothered looking into his religious beliefs all this time.
I always figured he was atheist or Jew…
The very first time I saw him, before I’d even heard his name, I thought he was muslim ! (It’s the beard…)
Point is, it doesn’t matter what religion or nationality he is, as long as he’s on the good side.
Bridget Ames says
Eastern rite males always have beards unless their jobs require no beard. It is custom.
Evolution says
Good to know, thanks !
underbed cat says
O.K. Robert Spencer ….confess! Pretty convincing…..Actually it’s a joke…yah know that beard….hmmm could go both ways..convert in reverse?..But on a serious note it really is doctrine and behavior, beards aside. So it was a play on the See Something Say Something message. You know the kindness is great, but the objectives can be deadly and there in lies the big problem,
The video’s are a fake scenario, the reality is quite different. If these sudden global warmings weren’t happening all would be well. Speaking of which, the world if safe now, Obama got it signed, hold your breath for the taxes, fines here come the refugees. The earth will be saved, but we may not be, crimminal offense if you hurt the earth….people not so much.
Rob says
Didn’t Edward Said say that researching and discussing Islam by non-Muslims was imperialist and not permitted.
To which Bernard Lewis responded: ‘Does that mean the only legitimate students of marine biology, must be fish?’
There is a story that as the late Christopher Hitchens neared death he called for a priest to visit his bedside.
‘At last Christopher is seeing the error of his ways’, his friends said.
When the priest emerged from the bedroom he pronounced that Hitchens has converted him to atheism.
Arthur says
“Robert looks very American.”
In the USA, I live among and work with people of all kinds of ethnic/geographic backgrounds on a daily basis. Mr. Pebbles evidently hasn’t spent much time in the USA to appreciate how truly diverse this country is!
I think it’s the smile that gives Robert away as an American! Freedom and liberty tend to bring a smile to one’s face! (or maybe its the fluoridation?)
gravenimage says
Great post, Arthur!
Wellington says
All fits all the more when one considers that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is still treated as, dare I say, gospel in the Muslim world at large.
Kilfincelt says
I have a very Jewish looking nose. I thought that I might have some Jewish blood, but, alas, when I had my genome read, I turned out to be very Northern European with not an ounce of Jewish blood although I do have .1% Asian/American Indian blood. In any case the person that made this video confused a duck with a very American and regal Bald Eagle.
(Sorry, Robert, about the bald part.)
Christina says
Comedy at its best.
mike ryan says
Welcome to the tribe, Robert!
I am a Jew, despite looking like the “Aryan’ poster child. Ha.
Linde Barrera says
To Robert Spencer- You should feel highly complimented sir, by both films. “Every knock is a boost.” (FDR) These 2 films are the works of people who are best at proganda. Questioning if you are really Jewish sounds just like an Islamo-fascist. And the “Robert Spencer” character wears a cross at first but readily gives up Christianity to become a Muslim is a dream come true for any Muslim. Like I said, great propaganda. The only detail that could possibly be highly regarded (by feminists) is that in the kitchen scene, there are no women hanging around to cook for, and serve the men. But according to the rules of Islam, only a visibly old woman would be allowed to be present with the younger men in the kitchen. So dear Robert, keep up the good work. You must be reporting the truth and it is worrying them. God bless, be safe.
Expat88 says
A Greek Christian? A Jew? A Muslim? (Sunni or Shia?)
He’s a Sikh, no, he’s a Druze, no, he’s a Maronite, no, he’s an Alawite, no, he’s a Ba’athist, no, a Yazidi, no, a Kurd, no, an Armenian, no, a Chaldean, no, a Circassian, no, he’s a Turk!
So confusing. I think we should just concede that Robert is a mystery and a man of the world……
Evolution says
King of the north !
Will Doohan says
Robert Spencer – International Man of Mystery!
Jay Boo says
I will bet that Robert spencer eats bagels and watches Jerry Seinfeld re-runs.
Very suspicious.
Jay Boo says
Robert Spencer (caps key)
Gufo says
Mr. Spencer being Jewish or not… how is this supposed to prove any agenda? How does it change islam? Do islam and its violent, fascist, racist teachings change in any possible way as a consequence of Mr’ Spencer’s religion? And most of all: what was the muslims’ excuse for committing genocides, practicing slavery, pedophilia, submitting entire countries and populations, BEFORE Israel was even created?
Shmooviyet says
Another Jew in the world for the permanently p’d-off RoP to blame for all of their miseries… and lack of job opportunities.
duh_swami says
ff you are an anti-jihadist and have not been called a Jew you;re not doing it right….
Matthieu Baudin says
“… the increasingly open anti-Semitism of the Left, as it continues to pursue its unholy alliance with Islamic supremacists….”
This is true. Today’s democratic political left, as well as today’s leftwing Tyrannies, should think carefully about dabbling in the Jew baiting game. The German National Socialists were a left wing outfit right through and even beyond the Night of the Long Knives when the Brown Shirt leadership were slaughtered. Anti Semitism and Race Theory was fashionable at the time and easily married to anti Bourgeois sloganiring, revolutionary sentiment and much left ideological baggage of the era.
I’d also be proud to have my photo taken in front of the Israeli flag because even though I have no known Jewish ancestry, Israel represents a triumph on the part of a formerly stateless people to establish a home in the world where relatively normal lives can be lived. Israel is a beacon of civilised values in the middle east that it’s neighbours could benefit from in a myriad of ways if they moved away from fanatical dreams and the old habits of despotism.
Jon says
Surprise to me too there. I just assumed Robert was Jewish, probably because of his connection with Pam Geller. Anyway, like he says, you don’t have to be Jewish to loathe creeping militant Islam 🙂
gravenimage says
Robert works with people who are Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant Christian, as well as Jewish, Hindu, Sikh, Buddhist, Agnostic, and Atheist. He works with any good people who stand against JIhad.
BC says
Well I always had the impression you were Jewish probably because PG is a self proclaimed Jew. It does not matter whether you are or not. If you are congratulations. Long live israel
FRANK B OUDKIRK says
SO WHAT?
Les says
What does it matter? Islam is what it is which IS a political system founded by a filthy pedophile murdering rapist named Mohammed and documented in a piece of Shiite called the Quran.
Proud Islamophobe says
Les, you really shouldn’t offend the Muslims by speaking
the truth about their Prophet Mohammed (piss be upon him,
Paula B says
Come to think of it, David Wood looks a bit Jewish too. So does Aayan Hirsi Ali, don’t you think? And Mona Walters. Not to mention Donald Trump.
For goodness sake, ‘ad hominem argument’ anyone?
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
Ad hominem allows someone to book pages, fill column inches, or air time by questioning the other’s motives instead of addressing the facts. Watch TV and you see this all over. That’s why we moved from doing the news to something called the narrative.
SoCalMike says
Jew-haters would be comical if so many of them weren’t lunacidal maniacs.
TheDane says
HAHAHA! That was actually quite funny 🙂 It is true that mr. Spencer looks Jewish, and that is a compliment! I am myself very Nordic, but I am also often taken for a Jew. Part of my genetic makeup has revealed that my family comes from the Balkans, then the ME. Mr. Spencer should have this tested as well.
I would love to know that I am Jewish, because I would then move to Israel immediately!
TamIAm says
The people who made the video can’t refute Robert Spencer’s cogent, well substantiated arguments with facts or evidence so they just say he’s a Jew and therefore must have an “agenda” and should be ignored. Convenient.
Also, it’s interesting that they say he’s trying to present himself as a “neutral Christian”, like there’s no Islamic persecution of Christians. His family being Greek Christian growing up in Turkey, there could have been no Islamic persecution that would have made him want to look in to Islamic theology.Of-course not! It’s all about Israel, all a conflict between Jews and Muslims, right?
Edwin1683 says
Oh dear, it didn’t take those 3 robed men-of-the-cloth long to make poor “Robert Spencer” see the light. They did such a good job of picking up his newspapers and lining up all their edges so they made a very neat pile. Maybe that’s what really impressed him. I wonder if they gave him all his mail, though.
Maybe on the other hand it was “Robert Spencer”‘s underlying social insecurity caused by smelling like a duck all his life that made him so susceptible to an act of apparent kindness.
To the real Robert Spencer: you are awesome. Don’t ever stop doing what you are doing. You speak for all of us. And I love your sense of humour.
nacazo says
Hey my ducks smell like lavender. What do your ducks smell like?
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
If Jews and Moslems don’t get along mainly because of the Israel Palestine problem, how is it that Allah called Jews apes and pigs 1,317 years before Israel came into existence and 1,334 years before Palestine came into existence?
steve says
In reality the unholy alliance of the left with islam is not only that for selling out its own culture that enables its misused freedom but its also an alliance of madmen. The only common denominator uniting them with the cult of non-peace is their mutual hate for anything judaeo-christianity in general or essentially the majority of American culture. But this fringe connection the left propagates for votes will turn on them should islamics come to any real power in this country. The influence of islam is actually already being sown for the left’s destruction but also the right’s and everyone non-muslim. For dissenting students, criminals and illegals and gays to support islam is a biplor contradiction in terms. They absurdly support the kind of thinking that would take away all their entitlements and handouts if islamists as they gain more control that is unless they convert to islam. The kind of law that would come should sharia rule would isolate and exterminate all the fringes and bring an indoctrinated tyranny of control. I don’t think the left will be so happy living in the united states of ameristan.
Bill says
Heck Robert I thought you where Muslim.
UNCLE VLADDI says
Comments are currently open again on that Youtube video! Have at ’em! (I did)!
😉
UNCLE VLADDI says
LOLOL! Now Robert is making fun of us in public! Just like his mentor Obama does!
“WE DEMAND TO SEE YOUR *REAL* BIRTH CERTIFICATE NOW, ROBERT!”
😉
(JK!)
Peggy says
If they tried to insult him, then they failed miserably.
Only dirty Muslims think that being Jewish is bad. They have to be crazy to think that the rest of the world shares their opinion. In fact, the rest of the world think they are bad.
Edward says
There are three things that I’m grateful for Robert Spencer existence……his sharing of the Islamic phenomena and his projected views of the Muslim world…….for that I think he is a prophet!
And the third one, he has improved my vocabulary, for which I thank him for that too! At 80, I have acquired many more new words than I had ever learned before, this spanning from about my17th birthday through my78th!
For Mr. Spencer, I wish for him to be an essential and close advisor to our next Republican POTUS.They need a person that wears many hats that can get the Middle East straightened out. He knows their language and their convoluted cultures. For he has worn the Yarmulke (Kippa) in Israel in the past and let me see now; ah yes, he’ll need the fez, turbans other head cultural coverings to accomplish his tedious tasks. BTW, he should carry a hijab/hajaba as a parachute, just in case he has to exit the host country, unrecognized mighty pronto!
This website has posted interesting Robert’s own quotes:
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/33985.Robert_Spencer
Spencer’s own prophetic warning for us today and everyday:
“The stealth jihadists employ this kind of obfuscation to great effect. Their immediate goal is not to overpower America directly through combat, but rather to convince Americans that there is nothing at all to fear from Islamic theology, and that anyone who argues otherwise is an Islamophobe motivated solely by hate. (Please double hashtag this) With the population lulled into complacency, they can go about their work of forcing Western “accommodation” to Islamic practices. This is meant to set the stage for Islam eventually to emerge supreme.”
Ooops, the Jihadist fools scheduled takeover of the world may be running behind, for they are have averted to bolder efforts by committing embolden terrorism.
My honest opinion to counter the muslim’s ambitions:
Our prudence will help to demolish PC and also help removal of the label of being an islamphobe. Our honed ‘COURAGE’ virtue will cast fear to those that hate us. They in turn will become ‘prudent-o-phobic’. Of which is needed to regain our dignity of “WE the People of America”!
Prudence > consideration for one’s country’s interests and our own long-range future!
May God Bless Our Sovereign Nation!
Edward says
Ooops I messed up….”for they are have averted to bolder efforts by committing embolden terrorism.”
This would have improved my thought I think: “for they have averted this lag by turning to more daring efforts by committing more embolden terrorism, as we have witnessed!”
Mark A says
The end credit for the video says it’s from a “non-religious German.”
So a German atheist is calling you a Jew, Robert.
German atheists who have a problem with Jews? German atheists who think there’s a world-wide Jewish conspiracy? Sounds familiar somehow. I’m sure I’ve heard this somewhere before…….
Gene says
Maybe Robert is “trans-Jewish.” I’m trans-Jewish. Anyone else? Anyone can be, so come out of the closet and start proclaiming your trans-Jewish heritage today?