Points for being imaginative.

“Australian teenager wanted to fill kangaroo with explosives in Anzac Day terror plot,” by Jonathan Pearlman, Telegraph, January 28, 2016:
An Australian terror suspect and a British teenager allegedly planned to pack a kangaroo with explosives, paint it with a symbol of Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (Isil) and set it loose on police.
Sevdet Besim, 19, was one of five people arrested last April as part of an alleged terror plot during Anzac Day commemorations for fallen Australian and New Zealand soldiers.
Besim allegedly discussed his plans online with a British boy, then aged 14.
A court in Melbourne heard that Besim wrote that he would “love to take out some cops”.
“I was gonna meet with them then take some heads ahaha,” he allegedly wrote.
The alleged kangaroo plot emerged from a prosecution summary of internet communication during the early morning of March 20 last year.
“Communications resume in the early hours of Thursday 20 March 2015 with an image being sent by BESIM with a comment of ‘look what I got ahaha’,” the court heard.
“The conversation continues with BESIM detailing what he did that day and they have a general discussion around animals and wildlife in Australia including a suggestion that a kangaroo could be packed with C4 explosive, painted with the Isil symbol and set loose on police officers.”
Besim is accused of planning to run over and behead an officer and shoot bystanders using the officer’s gun. He has pleaded not guilty to four charges relating to planning an attack. A fifth charge was dropped.
The British teenager admitted plotting an Isil-backed beheading at the Anzac Day parade in Melbourne, all masterminded from his Lancashire bedroom. It emerged in court that the boy, now aged 15, was so extreme that his classmates had nicknamed him “the terrorist”….
grace says
High school project in multi-cultural studies.
Angemon says
I thought that after the underwear bomber no bomb plot would top it, ever.
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This comes a very, *very* close second. That’s “Four Lions”-worthy s***.
Besim is accused of planning to run over and behead an officer and shoot bystanders using the officer’s gun. He has pleaded not guilty to four charges relating to planning an attack. A fifth charge was dropped.
No, wait, let me guess: this has nothing to do with islam, it’s just a poor, innocent kid who was bullied and radicalized by his classmates calling him terrorist.
Jan Aage Jeppesen says
He must be hopping mad!
Georg says
Psychiatrist turns over picture of kangaroo…
Psychiatrist: Now what do you see here?
Besim: A bomb!
Psychiatrist: *slaps own forehead*
Jan Aage Jeppesen says
Hehe
scott camillo says
What will they think of next!
John Johness says
Maybe he was inspired by the Four Lions
https://youtu.be/4BjDUJF4KZg
Shukran Allah , these people are stupid.
Arthur says
“No, really, I was just designing a POCKET WATCH for a kangaroo! Just like brother (clock boy) Ahmed!”
Georg says
At this point it seems safe to say Islam is truly, truly weird.
gravenimage says
Australia: Muslim wanted to pack kangaroo with explosives, paint it with Islamic State symbol, set it on cops
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As outlandish as this sounds, Muslims have indeed done similar things:
“Donkey bomb explodes killing policeman in Aghanistan [sic] as Taliban turn live animals into explosives”
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2013/04/myjihad-in-afghanistan-donkey-converts-to-islam-murders-policeman-in-jihad-martyrdom-suicide-bombing
abad says
So in addition to molesting goats as Muslim males are prone to doing – this freak of nature wanted to torture an innocent kangaroo.
Australia should deport him to Syria.
sidney penny says
He made a mistake.He did not buy the remote control for the kangaroo,
Without it the kangaroo can hop in any direction,( not necessarily the direction of the police officers)
So why did not realize that this probably wouldn’t have worked out the way he wanted too.:
Mockingjay says
Yeah thats what I was thinking too.
I’ve met the odd kangaroo and I’ve no idea how you could “send” it anywhere…
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sidney penny says
“Points for being imaginative.”
Robert,you do not mention how many point you would give.
The ones in Jakarta recently were not bright either.More of them killed than they wanted to kill.
http://www.nytimes.com/live/jakarta-indonesia-explosions/attack-occurred-near-landmark-shopping-mall-in-jakarta/
Jay Boo says
Valentines Day is fast approaching.
Most teenage boys are busy sweet talking their girlfriends or at least busy reenacting the lyrics of — (Madonna’s hit song “. i’m tired of dancing here all by myself. Tonight i wanna dance w/ someone else.”)
Instead of flaunting his angry and stinky proctology finger he should find a Valentines Day sweetheart or just stay at home and behave like other teenage boys and learn how to (master-hate).
Peggy says
So now they are designing suicide vests to roos too (remotely detonated).
dumbledoresarmy says
When I read this, I wondered how they were going to ‘pack” a kangaroo with a bomb.
On reflection, I realised that these vicious mohammedan sadists, pious members of the Cult of Cruelty (including cruelty to animals), were probably thinking of using a *female* kangaroo and putting the bomb in the poor creature’s *pouch*.
Islam, thinking up inventive ways to be as cruel and as murderous as possible, for 1400 years.
Western Canadian says
And then declare the remains to be ‘halal’, no doubt. Truly the most sickening and longest crime committed against humanity, as well as animals.
A local (just this city) fried chicken outlet does a really fantastic product, makes KFC look and taste like leftovers…. One of the outlets has a sign up saying ‘halal’….. I have not set foot in ANY of their outlets since they did this.
Voytek Gagalka says
The only technical problem with that scheme was that this kangaroo could not be very cooperative in that “setting it loose on police” stage. Probably it did not study Qur’an hard enough, poor animal. The next time they will try to create a fully automatic one and with remote control. “Conversion” and Qur’an studies would not be needed.
Peggy says
Islam, a “religion” of death and destruction. Muslims can’t even see it because they were never in a position to evolve. I hope that as new generations are born they might have a chance to see that normal live doesn’t include murder and suicide. If only we manage to get rid of our tretcherous governements to give us time to withstand generations of these savages.