Apparently the only thing one cannot do with the Qur’an is establish a society based on the freedom of speech and equality of rights for all people.
“HIV/AIDS can be cured within 24-hours using Quran – Salawatiya Muslim cleric,” Vibe Ghana, January 12, 2016 (thanks to The Religion of Peace):
Sheikh Imam Rashid, the leader of the Salawatiya Muslim Mission in Ghana has claimed that patients suffering from HIV/AIDS could be cured within twenty-four hours using remedies from the Quran.
The Tamale based cleric made the claims on Sunday while answering a question about Quranic Science and Healing powers on US based Qibla FM (www.Qiblafm.com).
He said the Muslim Holy Book is a remedy to all of the world’s problems.
“Twenty-Four hours is the maximum time to cure HIV/AIDS and Ebola. The Quran has cures to any disease that can come on the earth.”
Sheikh Rashid who is also the CEO of the Salawat Health Restoration Center added that he has been abled to power a car with air, all using information from the Quran.

Solomon says
added that he has been able to power a car with air, all using information from the Quran.
I have no doubt that this guy can power just about anything with all the hot air he possesses.
Solomon says
The Tamale based cleric
Ahhh….so THAT’S where he gets all his hot air. Too many tamales.
Jay Boo says
Muhammad promised 72 virgins yet changed his ‘revelations’ as needed and could not even suspect that his captive sex slave wife whose family he had butchered might wish to poison him until his food taster companion started getting ill but by then it was already much too late because the lecherous glutton had not waited long enough after his food taster sampled the food and died a slow painful death over the next few years as the poison ate through his aorta and stopped his cold heart.
Ernie Banks says
You’re too harsh. There are lots of cars that run on methane.
Angemon says
Islam: religion of peace or religion of stand-up comedians?
sidney penny says
Sorry you got it wrong.
It is the Sound of Music.
Only one s and one i and no l
You also have one too many m.
Well Done says
Idiot.
jihad3tracker says
************** MOST EXCELLENT ***************
BTW, Angemon, the female star of the Sound of Music — did something in a subsequent movie (“S. O. B.”) that would have gotten her in huge trouble with Allah ?
SHE PROUDLY SHOW HER MONONGALOOLOOS ! ! ! Do a web search for “Julie Andrews” + “breasts boobs” for a brief video clip. And those puppies were a VERY nice set, in my humble opinion . . .
Angemon says
And if it fails? Blame the Jews. Genius!
Fr. Basil says
Well, isn’t that just special? How?
Please give the Coranique citations that will be most helpful.
mccode says
Lest we all forget the wonderful curative powers of camel piss?
Andrew GB says
Is that camel piss; camel piss or koran is camel piss?
Got that bloody tune in my head now…….. But then again…… I don’t feel so bad. Great post Angemom
sidney penny says
Muslims are superior to infidels so how will you have equality of all people
Yes infidels can have freedom of speech as long as they do not say anything negative about the Qur’an (it is a holy book) or the Prophet Muhammad.(holy man)
Frank Scarn says
“. . . has claimed that patients suffering from HIV/AIDS could be cured within twenty-four hours using remedies from the Quran.”
He’s right. In fact a Quran cure sometimes cures in a matter of mere minutes. Why wait 24 hours. Quran-mandated killing, such as by stoning, will stop HIV/AIDS and cancer parasites in any part of the stoned person. Course the person never survives the Quran-sanctioned “cure.”
gravenimage says
Ghana: Muslim cleric says HIV/AIDS can be cured in 24 hours and cars powered with air using information from Qur’an
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Too bad it can’t cure stupid…
Jay Boo says
Islam could be stopped in 24 hours, if Muslims admitted the truth about Islam.
somehistory says
If the unholy book is so wonderful in its despicable advice, why do adherent moslims get sick in the first place?
This stuff is so stupid; these clerics of the wild beast should speak less as they never speak with any intelligence. The world has enough stupidity without this nonsense.
Nimrod says
This is a non-story. Perez Hoodbhoy has plenty of examples I’m sure. A real story would be something about a study (preferably with new information) showing how this sort of unscientific fatalism is more common within Islam.
Paul says
And this fatalism is Islams Achilles heel
dbd says
Considering the Muslim obsession with all things sexual, man and beast and the deceased, it must good for ED as well.
CogitoErgoSum says
David Wood has a video in which he discusses Muhammad’s explanation of the universe and how it fits with what we have learned through scientific discovery. I think it’s great. Here is a link to Part One:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7I0IAl88jg
I couldn’t find Part Two but if you are able to find it, please post a link. I would love to see it.
CogitoErgoSum says
Ah……..here is Part Two:
No Fear says
David Wood is always good value.
Wellington says
This fool tends to prove the hypothesis that mocking Islam will, in the final analysis, be even more effective in ending this iniquity and foolhardiness than any attempt to crush it outright.
All totalitarian ideologies are full of BS, none more so than Islam. Let it roll I say. Mock this bastard ideology to death while still opposing it outright and let’s see if ridicule of iniquity may not actually prove more lethal than any kind of deliberate attempt to terminate it. I give mockery a good shot here since Islam is an absurdity founded by an absurdity and steeped to this day in absurdity. Mock away, preferably with a beer, a mixed drink or glass of wine in hand.
mortimer says
Many lawyers and many judges are not defending our right to mock the iniquity and insanity! They call mocking an ideology ‘hate’. They are defending jihad! What say you?
Wellington says
I say, mortimer, that such silly legal eagles are part of the problem and not part of the solution. Anyone who uses the excuse (and that’s what it is—–a complete excuse) to end free speech by way of saying they are for free speech but not hate speech is someone who is a fool or worse, regardless of how many degrees they may hold, including a JD.
Free speech, real free speech, can only exist and be sustained if offending this person or that one is not actionable under law, minus defamation and outright threats. And defamation cannot include mere insults. Also, you can’t defame anyone who’s dead and so mock away I say at Mohammed. Pull him down and the whole house of Islamic cards will crumble thereafter quite easily.
The future MUST belong to those who insult the Profiteer Mohammed, contra Obama’s stupid speech before the UN where he said that “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam,” demonstrating once again that he (Obama) has the most overrated intellect in the world since you can’t slander a dead person. But then, Obama also thinks “Austrian” is a language (yeah, you can Google this) and so I rest my case.
Well Done says
I’m seeing more and more statements from people along the lines of “I’m all in favor of free speech, but…”. The “but” means what they wrote just before it is BS.
Jack Diamond says
ex-Muslim Ali Sina on “Why Mock Islam?”
“Because it is therapeutic! Mocking is a very powerful way to convince those who are unwilling to think to do so. Shame is a great motivator.
Muhammad suffered from a malignant narcissistic personality disorder. His followers, to the degree they emulate him, think like him and try to behave like him…narcissists feel grandiose and self-important…the narcissist takes himself too seriously. He lacks self-esteem and what he dreads most is humiliation. For him, image is everything…that image must be destroyed and the way to do that is through ridicule.
Do not underestimate the power of ridicule. This is not a laughing matter. Mock Muhammad and Islam as this will eventually help Muslims get rid of their cult. They must feel embarrassed for calling themselves Muslims.
This therapy works. I have seen it work many times. Intelligent people, who at first defend Islam, feel embarrassed to be called Muslims, once they see the stupidity of this cult, and (then) claim they are not Muslims. They try to disassociate themselves from it. Today Muslims become angry if you ridicule their faith, but once they are free from this bondage of the mind they will thank you for it. Ridicule Islam and ridicule those who defend it. Put to shame the appeasers and the useful idiots…expose the stupidity of Islam and laugh at its ignorant supporters.
Islam will become history once the asininity of it becomes so obvious that any person with intelligence feels embarrassed associating himself with it or defending it. In not a very distant future, calling a person ‘Muslim’ will be seen as an insult…just as today one is offended if one is called a ‘Nazi’.”
—ex-Muslim Ali Sina
Paul says
Exactly…
mortimer says
Voted Most Moronic Muslim. The Koran is only good as troop motivator…or emergency toilet paper.
Myxlplik says
Hey, we need some live Muslim subjects to sew the seeds of their faith in Mohammed.
Injections of Ebola virus and fresh shots of camel urine to the faithful.
No Fear says
He says that AIDS can be cured in a day by using remedies from the Quran. I assume the remedy he is referring to is the killing of all those who are HIV+…..death by stoning.
If there ever is a complete cure for the ravages of HIV it will NOT come from Islam. It will probably come from jews, who are creative, intelligent and add value to humanity.
Islam adds nothing to humanity, except perhaps violent tribal supremacism.
I cannot believe ANYONE thinks the Quran comes from a highly intelligent entity.
Peggy says
I’d like to see him try it.
“He said the Muslim Holy Book is a remedy to all of the world’s problems.”
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Islam is the cause of all world’s problems.
Fr. Basil says
Not true. The world has had problems before the rise of mahometanism–ever since Adam and Eve, in fact.
Donovan Nuera says
The Italians once invented a car that uses no gas; the Ronzonli Downhill.
Redmond says
Internal combustion engines need atmospheric oxygen to bind with hydrocarbons in order to run, so he’s technically correct. I don’t know about the HIV/AIDS though.
Baucent says
Let’s not forget the medicinal benefits of Camel urine.
Edward says
Good gosh, the muslin world has invented so many beneficial remedies to their people welfare….just think they invented their own god, allah!
However, their invented god has brought them a maligned and morbid sense of stagnation and perpetual duress to its adherents, sad to say!
no muslim has achieved anything of note says
This sheik says the Quran can power a car with air…well how come Muhammad didn’t use this car when he was around killing, raping and slaying people back in his days? Muslims have had 0 input in the invention of the car. The number of Nobel Prize winners or people of scientific merit that come from a muslim background….mmm…about 0. Whilst in the west we have had Newton, Koch, Einstein, Faraday, Pasteur etc…and people who actually invented cars. You muslims rely on western technology and can’t even acknowledge that. I see those people ride around in cars that are wrapped up in sheets and think isn’t a camel more your style of travelling?
خَليفة says
IF the Quran has the answers to mankind’s problems Why is it that Islamic countries continue to be plagued with problems like birth defects, poverty, low IQ, lack of economic opportunities? Why, IF Islam is so great that so many Muslims want to come to the west and live on welfare? Why is it that Israel creates more scientific knowledge than most of the Islamic countries combined? It’s gatta be that quranic knowledge keeping Muslims in the cesspool of the world.
And this guy just proved the Quran to be false with his claim of air powered cars. It is possible to run a car on compressed air. BUT, and it’s a really big but, you have very limited distance and weight capacity, that’s why you don’t see compressed air powered cars. The energy needed to compress the air is greater than the energy stored in the compressed air. You can only store so much energy in compressed air tanks, and it’s not viable for typical transportation needs.
I suppose when he says car that runs on air, he means petrol and air.
I wonder if the Quran has a cure for Ebola? In case you didn’t know, Muslims communities suffer more problems with Ebola than non Muslims. Why? It has to do with Muslim burial rituals – dead body is washed by family members, in the case of Ebola family members contract and spread it further. – Islamic practices Promote the spreading of Ebola. Allah knows best.
RonaldB says
“IF the Quran has the answers to mankind’s problems Why is it that Islamic countries continue to be plagued with problems like birth defects…”
You’re missing the point. You’re judging Islam by Western standards. This is reasonable, but very, very dangerous if you expect your arguments to have any effect on the Muslim masses.
The fact is, Islam judges something by only one criterion: does it aid the spread of Islam? Anything else: poverty, low IQ, lack of productivity, high infant mortality, intense suffering: these are irrelevant, as long as an action helps to spread Islam.
Islam by its own standards is extremely successful. It displaced intelligent and productive Christianity and Zoroasterism from the Middle East, it overran Asia Minor, it conquered Turkey and came within a cats whisker of overrunning Europe. Now, for some reason, the major leaders of Europe and the US have literally invited in masses of young, military-age Muslim males.
خَليفة says
Agreed
but we can still be critical so other westerners which may have influence elsewhere can make better decisions.
particolor says
that’s old News ! Everybody knows that a Steaming Hot Mug of Camel Piss will care anything !!
Except “Mental Illness” 🙁
Tommy Peters says
Robert, you aren’t fair. These are serious milestones. I’ve forwarded this link to the CDC and Tesla for their further action, if you don’t mind!
Tommy Peters says
The clerics proposed car solves issues EVs have. Range, Recharge, Infrastructure and Price. It is clear that Musk has hired Spencer to discredit him. Shame on you, Robert!
Myxlplik says
I really think this is why we should just leave Muslims alone, they are plenty good at “taking care” of themselves. It just the, “they’re over here”, and can come and go from there” that’s the problem.
Jay Boo says
The satanic verse Islam of witchcraft incantations
Gene says
I have 5 copies of the Qu’ran and they all work as paperweights, except for the electronic versions. Isn’t that amazing, what other book could do that? I can also use them to heat my house when the power goes out, what other book could do that? And know I find out I can use it to cure aids in 24 hours! To bad people can’t use it as a condom to avoid getting the disease in the first place. Still, what other book could do that? And it can cure all the worlds problems! Just kill everyone who doesn’t agree with Islam, problems solved. What other book could do that? The Qu’ran is truly an amazing book. Too bad it can’t cure stupidity, but it can cause it. What other book could do that?
In other news, after being cured of aids by the Qu’ran hundreds of Sheikh Imam Rashid’s followers infected thousands of people with aids. What other book could do that?
BlueRaven says
It is not the bull cr.. he is pouring out of his mouth that amazes me, it is that 1.2 billion Muslims have the same view – that includes a mother lode of University Muslim profs and students. I heard it many time but never experienced it to this level the computer term known as – garbage in and garbage out (GIGO). It relates so much to Muslims.
There is absolutely nothing in the Quaran that has any accuracy in its originality. If there is something accurate, that is a copy of a predated text. Quran has not produced a single line of an accurate prediction. Yes, I have read the quaran twice, and it is a waste of time. It does not enrich anyone’s mind. It has a negative affect on the reader to a point that you would like to murder the non-Muslims because you can be lead to feel “how dare they ever insult this great (nonsense of a) book”. Absurd statements are made about it by almost every Muslim that you meet. This clown is not unique in that.
Myxlplik says
I must say Blue, that there was some most excellent prose, rarely do you hear such an eloquent description of Islam. This is a timeless classic.
Mike says
Why doesn’t he get infected with HIV and try it on himself.
If he is cured, I will become a believer. If he dies… I’ll remain an infidel.
The proof of the pudding is in the making, dude. Time to step up to the plate for your injection!
nicu says
This is why they have all NObel Prizes in the world !
and these **** Europe surrenders to !
Savvy Kafir says
My ears always perk up whenever the scientific geniuses in the Muslim world have something to tell us.
Stephen says
Not only can they not count but this guy takes the cake… He talks out of his fundamental orifice
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