If you request that halal meat be labeled as such, rather than sold to an unsuspecting non-Muslim public unmarked, you’re a racist, bigoted “Islamophobe.” When will The Sun run its story featuring an ostentatiously wounded, self-righteous non-Muslim whining about feeling sick after eating halal food that he didn’t know was halal?
“Devout Muslim’s anger after biting into a Morrisons’ sausage roll that was incorrectly labelled as cheese,” by Danny Collins, The Sun, April 15, 2016:
A DEVOUT Muslim said he felt sick after he bit into a Morrisons pork sausage roll that had incorrectly been labelled as ‘cheese and onion’.
Shamrez Razaq, 20, got a shock when he chomped down the own brand pastries.
And he has slammed the retailer for the error as he revealed he had to snatch another of the rolls from his eight-year-old brother’s hands before he too could eat one.
Shamrez, from Bradford, West Yorks, said: “For centuries my ancestors have not eaten pork – I can’t believe this has happened.
“We regularly buy the cheese pastries from there so we never expected it to be pork. Why should we? It just shouldn’t happen.
“I have never, never touched anything like that. It was a bad mistake of Morrisons, especially to make in the Girlington area which has such a huge Muslim population. It’s unforgivable….

billybob says
Off with their heads!
Jay Boo says
A good glass of beer would go well with a pork sausage roll.
Peter Brock says
Well, let’s get the ingested pig’s side of the story…
Peter Brock says
Oops. Didn’t mean to interrupt Suzi’s rant…
Peter Brock says
Come on down to the border, Abu, and have a burrito… Or, some puerco carnitas…
His ancestors ate each other for occasional appetizers…
خَليفة says
How does he know what pork tastes like anyway? Well…. I have an idea.
I had a Muslim friend at a company I worked for years ago. His parents came to USA when he were young teen; hehad cousins that had lived in USA for many years – they were jack-Muslims. The relatives got my “friend” stoned and then when he got the munchies, they gave him some bacon. He said it tasted like heaven. I knew him in his late 20s and he was still eating bacon, even when not stoned.
I would not be surprised if there are many Muslims in the us that have voluntarily eaten pork – but hey, this is jihad, so you claim victim hood anyway you can. I would not be surprised if Muslims started paying people to be rude to them.
Myrtle Linder says
Deceit is deceit, a lie is a lie and we are each responsible
for our own evil!
Angemon says
Isn’t the emotional tone great? Oh, the horror! The horror!!! He had to rush, action-film style, I imagine in dramatic slow motion, to prevent his hungry brother from eating them.
Oh, even the plates, which presumably only came in contact with the outside dough, were “contaminated” and had to be tossed out? What about your hands and mouth? What are you going to do about them?
Oh, the tragedy! The store owner did not understand what their mistake meant to them! The horror! The… DRAMA!!!
But somehow you recognized its taste…
linnte says
Hahahahaha! Excellent. Maybe someone should consider aerial spraying of bacon smell and offend the whole lot of them! I would LIVE to see the outrage!
Gina says
lol awesome 🙂
Voytek Gagalka says
And what exactly awaits Mohammedan who quite accidentally (and unknowingly at first) bites such “forbidden” food? Is he going to hell where his skin will be burned and rebuilt for all eternity?
Lucretius says
Shaytaan will catch him on the toilet and stop up his bowel movement.
http://youtu.be/xuOpDB39YJY
Twitter (@Saint_Wayne) says
I just had a full breakfast and need a shaytaan now. This is brilliant comedy
CTL says
So really SHAYTAAN IS CONSTIPATION ?
When shaytaan has fininished I would like to have a shaytaan this toilet ..
gravenimage says
Muslims are like immature schoolboys.
Rufolino says
You couldn’t make it up. Insults the intelligence of human beings.
LR says
That is too freakin’ goofy.
Carolyne says
I once ordered a pizza which came with pepperoni instead of Italian sausage.. The horror of it. I have still not recovered. I may never recover. Who can I sue?
gravenimage says
Ha ha!
reyol says
“For centuries my ancestors have not eaten pork…”
And for centuries, your ancestors have not been in Britain. Who told you to leave your pure lands and come to the lands of feral hogs and infidels? Certainly not the working poor in those countries – the working poor who want only to have a pint and some pork and to be left in peace but instead are inundated with a cascade of ungrateful Mohammedans who always demand that their new country become like the old one that they fled.
Duke says
Amen to that! Hey Islamists If your so-called religion ( Satanic death cult) and your customs were so great in your own land why in the world would you leave it?
Don’t think for a minute we don’t know why you have come.
Mark says
So Right
TheBuffster says
That’s it, exactly, Reyol. If a person goes to a foreign land that doesn’t share his particular irrational taboos, he shouldn’t expect the inhabitants to cater to those irrational taboos or to take him too seriously when he complains about the occasional mislabeling error.
If the guy were allergic to pork, of course, this would be a more serious matter. But he’s not allergic. He just has a belief not grounded in reality that he wants more rational people to cater to. Millions upon millions of people eat pork regularly and don’t get sick from it, so it can’t really be “unclean” to eat. But because Islam forbids it as unclean, we’ve all got to pretend to “understand” and sympathize with the outrage when a Muslim is *accidentally* served pork.
The outrage is insanity. That’s what I understand.
Angemon says
Crap, the pics in the original article opened my appetite. I could go for pigs in blankets now…
Nan Barr says
I used to think pigs trotters were gross . However , NOW I think that muslims are far GROSSER!
marc says
I’ve an idea to make a quick buck and become a minor celeb, I’ll buy a pack of sausage rolls and one pack of cheese rolls, and i’ll switch them over, then…
damn too late!
gravenimage says
Not too late, Marc, since Muslims have now pulled this more than once now.
Just call yourself “Muhammed”, and you’re good to go…
marc says
My Hebrew name is Moshe, that probably wont work.
funny thing, most of the shelf stackers and staff there are muslims.
gravenimage says
Marc wrote:
funny thing, most of the shelf stackers and staff there are muslims.
……………………
Which, of course, brings up concerns about food contamination:
“UK: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces”
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2008/02/uk-shop-owners-sold-chocolate-cake-sprinkled-with-human-faeces
“UK Muslim charged with poisoning food, children’s books with urine, feces”
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2008/05/uk-muslim-charged-with-poisoning-food-childrens-books-with-urine-feces
Like monkeys at the zoo, but much creepier and with greater ill intent.
Angemon says
And on a more recent note:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html
Perhaps Shamrez Razaq should stop patronizing a kuffar store and instead give his money to one of his coreligionists?
marc says
I actually think Mahbub Chowdhury use of poo to poison infidels was not intentional, the dirty bugger just doesn’t know any better.
gravenimage says
True, Marc–it could just be that fine Islamic hygiene:
“Islamic Toilet Etiquette”
9. One should remove the feces on one’s anus with one’s finger and wash one’s hand…
20. Cleaning the private parts with stones and similar materials is an acceptable substitute for cleaning them with water.
http://www.myreligionislam.com/detail.asp?Aid=6096
Please note that this is an Islamic site–not one set up by waggish “Islamophobes”.
There are twenty OCD points of how to enter and exit the bathroom and what direction to face, etc, etc–as well as four additional questions, one involving multiple bullet points.
But was you can see from #20, this is all about *ritual* “cleanliness’, not actual decent hygiene. Bleaaaaaahhhh….
marc says
It really is all pretty disgusting, I’ve lived in a few of these islamic countries, they’ve mostly learnt to use knifes and forks (knives not always for the right use), you think they would have picked up some simple hygiene basics from us.
I mean that hole in the ground, when pointed out that having the repository 24″ closer made more sense, i was told that “the prophet” said i should squat, so of the few benefits that my (God given?) biology gave me, and i should just give it up. no chance. I think “the prophet” was was just taking the piss.
Peggy says
gravenimage says
April 19, 2016 at 9:34 pm
True, Marc–it could just be that fine Islamic hygiene:
“Islamic Toilet Etiquette”
9. One should remove the feces on one’s anus with one’s finger and wash one’s hand…
========================
That just brough back a bad memory.
Many years back, I was in transit through Kuwait and needed to use the bathroom.
Once in there I noticed that there was no toilet paper but there was a tap on the wall where toilet paper should be and a small hose attacked to it.
You can guess what you are supposed to do with that. I wondered how do they dry themselves since there was no hand dryers or paper for that in the cubicle.
This is an international airport with people transiting from everywhere and yet they are still too primitive to accommodate non muslims.
TheBuffster says
OH. MY. GAWD.
How revolting.
Cecilia Ellis says
From the original article: “Shamrez, who had bought the pastries for a family party, explained how he had to bin the contaminated plates and take the sausage rolls back to the store . . . ‘The manager apologised and gave me a refund, a few more pounds than I’d paid which felt like a pay-off. I was really disappointed at the lack of customer service.'”
More Muslim “hurt feelings” . . . despite a “pay-off”. Expect a law suit seeking exorbitant damages and a new article depicting the smoldering ruins of a Morrisons supermarket . . . somewhere in the Girlington area.
brian sheridan says
Plates?….they do not use plates very often
gravenimage says
“Unforgivable”: UK Muslim bites pork roll incorrectly labeled as cheese
…………………
I assumed that was this story, here:
“Shock horror in UK: Muslim parents find pork in cheese and onion rolls bought at supermarket”
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/03/shock-horror-in-uk-muslim-parents-find-pork-in-cheese-and-onion-rolls-bought-at-supermarket
But it appears to be another claim.
Is this a new supposed “hate crime” against Mohammedans? Pretty easy one to set up…
Cecilia Ellis says
Exactly!
Mirren10 says
”Is this a new supposed “hate crime” against Mohammedans? Pretty easy one to set up…”
I have visions of islamo-savvy shelf stackers at Tesco’s and Morrison’s … 🙂
paraquat says
Great way to make money – switch packages and hold a press conference.
The poor dear needs a £1 million compensation at least. After all, how else is he going to afford to purchase 72 virgins in Heaven?
mortimer says
We should start demanding ‘ETHICAL MEAT’ wherever we go…i.e. from animals humanely stunned before being slaughtered.
Dan says
Exactly what I’ve been saying.
As a former rancher who, while trying to be humane as possible, has still had to deal with all these leather wearing vegan and PETA extremist nut jobs, I haven’t seen one animal rights group protest outside of any food store or restaurant advertising as halal compliant.
Spineless hypocrites, all of them.
LR says
In regards to Halal; I have heard accounts from other butchers stating they found it quite ‘humane’. (Depends on who does the slaughtering I suspect). I have no problem with Halal, seems similar in idea to Kosher.
I assume M. got his ideas from the Kosher laws in Judaism.
LR says
http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/12/inside-look-halal-slaughterhouse-madani-queens-what-is-halal.html
linnte says
LR, if you had to choose how you would like to die, your throat slit and bleed out or a swift BAM to the head, which would you prefer? I prefer the painless way myself.
Jay Boo says
I strongly disagree, — Muslims are hypocrites.
Yes Muhammad adopted Jewish dietary customs from Jews when he moved into Medina as a Muslim refugee from Mecca seeking asylum. He wanted the Jews already living there to feel that they could trust him as he was a foreigner.
But, he tortured their leader, stole all of their money and property, murdered all the Jewish men, raped and enslaved their wives and children.
Therefore, I conclude that Muslims have no right to shun pork while they simultaneously follow a pig like Muhammad.
gravenimage says
Muslims regularly abuse animals in the most appalling ways.
Animal abuse is rife in Dar-al-Islam.
marc says
Big difference between halal and Kosher, kosher the intention is to cause as little distress, halal has no regard for the animal. Observant jews are horrified by stunning, and see that as cruel, here is a authoritative study.
http://www.grandin.com/ritual/kosher.slaugh.html
Sam says
Why not give him 20 million dollars for ‘damages”
gravenimage says
Are we supposed to believe that Tesco and Morrisons made this *exact* same packaging error with pork rolls in the space of a month, with whinging Mohammedans the recipients both times?
Let’s just say it rather strains credulity…
And if this *did* happen, one would find an entire batch mislabled–not a single package as supposedly happened in both these cases.
I’m sure if the store checked that they would find that the buyer–or some accomplice–had purchased both cheese rolls and pork rolls.
Meanwhile, this is what is *really* going on in the UK:
“In The UK, Microwaving A Sausage Roll Or Bacon Sandwich At Work Could Now Be Considered A Hate Crime”
http://shoebat.com/2015/10/06/in-the-uk-microwaving-a-sausage-roll-or-bacon-sandwich-at-work-could-now-be-considered-a-hate-crime/
Mirren10 says
”I’m sure if the store checked that they would find that the buyer–or some accomplice–had purchased both cheese rolls and pork rolls.”
Yep.
And notice this piece of excrement got an apology, *and* a refund, but that wasn’t enough. What utter *scum* they are.
gravenimage says
So true, Mirren.
Peggy says
Doesn’t add up. As soon as you open the packaging the smell of onion should be obvious. Meant has a different smell so how could he mistake it?
Meat also looks differently to cheese and onion. You can see that the ends of those rolls look different to what onion filling would look like.
Baucent says
“For centuries my ancestors have not eaten pork – I can’t believe this has happened.”
For centuries your ancestors lived in a place now called Pakistan. Perhaps returning there might remove the risk of eating pork.
Nan Barr says
Some ISIS fighters were eating human hearts two years ago.
mustapha crap says
He’s so “devout” that he wears western clothes and shaves his beard off! I am deeply offended that meat is slaughtered barbarically to conform to Halal, as are a great majority of Britons who believe that if we are to rear animals for meat then it should be done ethically and animals should be slaughtered as humanely as possible.
This whining muhamadan filth should go back to the muslim 5h1thole he originated from where he can eat as many cheese and onion rolls as he wishes
Charli Main says
OFF TOPIC
Did you by any chance watch that pathetic clown, Paul O¨Grady´s performance in the Main square of Athens yesterday ????
Bleating about the plight of all the ” poor, desperate, traumatised refugees” that were squatting there.
Handing out sandwiches and crying about how heartless and inhuman Europeans were for not welcoming these tragic people ” fleeing terror, persecution and war in their homelands”
Never heard Paul O´Grady offer to take in a couple of million of these ” desperate refugees” or ask why they were all swarming into Europe and not going to Saudi Arabia or any of the 60+ other Muslim countries in the world.
Paul says
Got to love these virtue signalling celebrities who kindly want
to offload these refujihadis onto us, especially O’ Grady and
Steven Fry, and we all know what they do with people like them.
Enrico says
Stick out his eyes. Cut off his tongue. As a punishment for his madness.
More Ham Ed says
MORE
HAM
Michael Warden says
Just part of enrichment, folks. As is the following :
http://gatesofvienna.net/2016/04/sex-slavery-by-the-numbers/
If you never buy another book in your life – buy this one :
Easy Meat. Available from Amazon (assuming you have all the books by R.S.)
Ross A Lloyd says
Better put the poor bastard down. It’s the only humane thing to do at this stage… :)))
Marty says
This man has nothing to complain about.
After all, as a mohammedan, he should not be in the kuffur West.
Infinitely more serious is the fact that in the UK millions of civilised
people, ie non muslims, are forced to eat vile halal meat, including
most school children.
The top brand of pizzas is all halal, so I don’t buy their branded products or
eat at their restaurants.
For “only” numbering “three million or more” (according to al BBC) these
uninvited immigrants sure wield a lot influence in a country which they
openly hate.
Matthieu Baudin says
“… I have never, never touched anything like that. It was a bad mistake of Morrisons, especially to make in the Girlington area which has such a huge Muslim population. It’s unforgivable…”
Apparently this type of behaviour would have no place within Frau Merkel’s new policy of obligatory integration into German society.
Europeans, like the Chinese and other east Asians, are great fans of food derived from the noble pig, and the kosher Jews living amongst them haven’t found it too difficult to accommodate and get by.
gravenimage says
Yes–you never hear of Jews–or vegetarians, for that matter–pulling this sort of crap. Just supremacist Muslims.
CTL says
Does he not know that a cheese pastie is a different shape to a sausage roll . any one that is BRITISH/ENGLISH knows this .
Carolyne says
I really love those sausage rolls. They are much too good to waste on Muzzies.
Steven says
Shamrez, from Bradford, West Yorks, said: “For centuries my ancestors have not eaten pork – I can’t believe this has happened”…..Wow!!! Congratulation!!
isabella says
If he has never eaten Pork how did he recognize the taste of bacon when he ate his pastry
Michael Copeland says
The Koran is part of Islamic law.
Surah 5:5 states:
“This day are things good and pure made lawful to you. The food of the People of the Book is lawful to you and yours is lawful to them.”
http://corpus.quran.com/wordbyword.jsp?chapter=5&verse=5
particolor says
Yeah we know ! All Ya teeth fell out and your forbidden entry for Virgins in Paradise 🙁
But 10 Million Bucks compensation will fix all that ! 🙂
And no doubt a STUPID Judge will grant it to you 🙁
DFD says
If not, it will be taken to the UN Security council. Sanctions will be threatened…
steve says
In Islam adoring Britain, all Halal butchers MUST be Muslim men or meat is NOT Halal. So, If you are not a Muslim do not apply for a job.
don says
If he has never eaten pork, how did he know what it tasted like?
Florida Jim says
That is a great joke to play on muslims. gtheir religiobn of hatred sparks ideas as this. Is love ever mentioned anywhere in the koran or mosques? The longe we allow any muslim in america the more damage they will do to freedom.
Richard Paulsen says
Being oppressed everywhere, never mind being the majority or the minority? Oppressed by who?
By the minority or by the majority?
Seems as if muslims are being oppressed everywhere. Never mind being the majority or minority.
Being oppressed in a country muslims are in the minority (so far) in, claiming being oppressed in the country they left muslims being the majority in as well?
Why do they not criticize the country they claimed that they escaped from being oppressed? Just criticizing the country granting protection.
Granted potection from what and by who? As a majority demanding islam and as a minority demanding islam. Never criticizing islam. Always demanding islam. Being allowed according to what rules?
The UN should protect humanity and human values, not islam. Shouldn´t it?
Islam should not rule. At least not in any Western country.
David says
Mine is a college town. And the muslim scholars eat and drink anything they like. They are our best liquor store customers and are regulars at two local who’re houses too! ?
I find this false piety insulting in the extreme! Let them keep their mouths SHUT or just go back to the he’ll holes the were spawned in.
Gene says
Which one is the pork roll?
gungfugilman says
What a pansie boy. “unforgivable!” Spit the piece out, brush your teeth, gargle some mouthwash, go about your day. Get a refund from the store if, it’s important to you to, but get a grip. No one respects your beliefs when they are dumb to begin with, and you act like a baby about things.
gravenimage says
If Muslims have their way, they will *make us* “respect” their beliefs–that is the whole point.
TheBuffster says
Nothing offends me more than people who insist that I pretend to think the irrational is rational. Being made to bow to irrational beliefs is profoundly offensive to any reasonable mind.
gravenimage says
Yes, Buffster–and this is just what Islam demands, both of its adherents and anyone under its heel.
HarveyMushman says
Simple….move to a country where there is no pork…..
Hoekom Jy My Haat says
These people come here and choose to live amongst us. We eat pork. Sometimes mistakes happen. Either get used to it or go back to whatever moslem cess pit it was you fled. You don’t see the Jews making a ruckus over such trivial mistakes. What pains in the arse moslems have turned out to be. Let me remind you, it is up to YOU to adapt to OUR ways of life, and not US adapting to yours. Pfeh, verdempte moslems.
Julie says
OH Shamrez Razaq – you need to take a “chill pill” and get over yourself!
Troybeam says
Common people, seriously why should Islam have first place among the people of the world after all they know EVERYTHING by their Prophet, how to wear cloths, how not to use toilet paper as the hand is much better, soap not happen after wards, everything the people need in the world world is right there, how to kill other people who disagree, how to beat and rape your wife, how to lie to people, how to be the victim…what more can you ask for…. Islam is what the WORLD does not need.
Western Canadian says
A local and small Chicken franchise (5 outlets) produces an excellent deep fried chicken and fries meal… with a few twists that the competitors don’t have….. LOVE their product, at least once in a while. They ran an ad within the last years, in a local newspaper… and pointed out that one of their outlets, is halal… I haven’t set foot in any of their locations since, and will never do so again.
linnte says
My favorite fast food, when I ever eat it is Burger King. They are Halal now. I won’t eat there anymore.