This special edition of The Glazov Gang presents The Daniel Greenfield Moment with Daniel Greenfield, a Shillman Fellow at the David Horowitz Freedom Center who writes the blog The Point at Frontpagemag.com.
Daniel discussed The 2.5 Million 90-Foot-Tall Virgins Awaiting Jihadists in Islamic Paradise, unveiling the real reason there is no room for women in Muslim heaven. [The illustration above is the work of Eisner Award nominated cartoonist Bosch Fawstin.]
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CrossWare says
Yes virgin inflation is a real problem! Also how the heck the mechanics works with a 90 foot tall woman. I am 6.2 tall (some German blood in me) but most guys were… well let’s say no match for me!
One thing for sure! Jihadis are sooooooo stupid!
Chris says
Muslim Jihadis are supernaturally given a 20 foot tall tally whacker upon arrival…. don’t ya know.
Rachel says
Lol
CrossWare says
Based on the description I found the perfect match:
https://youtu.be/d-sALU_hveA
Aspy says
Wow! what an incentive to upgrade to a designer ‘vest’?
Is this one of their (Islamic) ‘pioneering’ moments in civilisation & history?
Some research needs be done as to where they, presently, are on the evolutionary ladder.
eagle says
What a great idea, problem is, no return customers 🙁 Love the idea.
eagle says
Just what will a jihadist do with 71 virgins? The imagined pleasure of 71 virgins is only of the body that god gave you, as you blow it away? The Muslim culture is composed of mental illness, government mixed with religion, Sharia Law to govern with cowardly hate and fear. There is no love for the Muslim culture. The 71 virgins will meet in the bowls of hell. Big surprise! ?
citycat says
Sex fix.
Keep the Muslim punters supplied.
Keep them down.
Keep them struggling.
Not for themselves.
For whom?
The mind boggles.
eagle says
One woman that loves you is worth more than 71 virgins in hell.These Musheads are so stupid. They should all leave this country immediately, free tickets for them all to anywhere else in the world, Mushead Obama included. This would be the American taxpayers happiest moment.
Susan B says
I think obama would be more interested in the little boys like “pearls” in this muslim whorehouse in the sky. NO ONE, LET ME REPEAT, NO ONE CAN BE THIS STUPID. So what the hell are muslims are they pre-neanderthal???
eagle says
Susan B, they are all mentally ill pre-neanderthals, I agree.
Rachel says
But who the hell would love a muslim man who believed this shit?
sham says
1- For the point of 72 virgins in paradise:
– It is not found it any verse of The Noble Quran.
– It is only found in a weak Hadith:
Al-Tirmidhi
Al-Tirmidhi (824 – 892) was a medieval collector of hadiths, some deemed controversial and unreliable.[46]
“Muhammad was heard say: “The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy two wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from [Damascus] to San’a”.[48](This hadith has a weak chain of narrators)[46]
[46] ^ a b c Salahuddin Yusuf, Riyadhus Salihin,commentary on Nawawi, Chapter 372, Dar-us-Salam Publications (1999), ISBN 159144053X ,ISBN 978-1591440536
The Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri
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2- The Arabic word (Houri – حورية) doesn’t mean (virgin – عذراء) at all!
– In Islam, the ḥūr or ḥūrīyah (Arabic: حورية) are commonly translated as “(splendid)[1] companions of equal age (well-matched)”,[2] “lovely eyed”,[3] of “modest gaze”,[4] “pure beings” or “companions pure” of paradise, denoting humans and jinn who enter paradise after being recreated anew in the hereafter.[5]
The Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri
– The Noble Quran – al-Waqi`ah 56:22
Arabic : وَحُورٌ عِينٌ
Umm Muhammad (Sahih International) : And [for them are] fair women with large, [beautiful] eyes,
Muhammad Asad : And [with them will be their] companions pure, most beautiful of eye,
M. M. Pickthall : And (there are) fair ones with wide, lovely eyes,
Shakir : And pure, beautiful ones,
Yusuf Ali : And (there will be) Companions with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes,-
The Source : http://www.islamawakened.com/quran/56/22/
– Verse (56:22) – Word by Word
– (56:22:1) – waḥūrun – And fair ones
– (56:22:2) – ʿīnun – (with) large eyes,
The Source : http://corpus.quran.com/wordbyword.jsp?chapter=56&verse=22
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3- The Muslims will marry the (Houris)?
– The Noble Quran – al-Baqarah 2:25
Arabic : وَبَشِّرِ الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ أَنَّ لَهُمْ جَنَّاتٍ تَجْرِي مِن تَحْتِهَا الْأَنْهَارُ ۖ كُلَّمَا رُزِقُوا مِنْهَا مِن ثَمَرَةٍ رِّزْقًا ۙ قَالُوا هَٰذَا الَّذِي رُزِقْنَا مِن قَبْلُ ۖ وَأُتُوا بِهِ مُتَشَابِهًا ۖ وَلَهُمْ فِيهَا أَزْوَاجٌ مُّطَهَّرَةٌ ۖ وَهُمْ فِيهَا خَالِدُونَ
Muhammad Asad : But unto those who have attained to faith and do good works give the glad tiding that theirs shall be gardens through which running waters flow. Whenever they are granted fruits there from as their appointed sustenance, they will say, “It is this that in days of yore was granted to us as our sustenance!”-for they shall be given something that will recall that [past]. And there shall they have spouses pure, and there shall they abide.
M. M. Pickthal : And give glad tidings (O Muhammad) unto those who believe and do good works; that theirs are Gardens underneath which rivers flow; as often as they are regaled with food of the fruit thereof, they say: this is what was given us aforetime; and it is given to them in resemblance. There for them are pure companions; there for ever they abide.
Shakir : And convey good news to those who believe and do good deeds, that they shall have gardens in which rivers flow; whenever they shall be given a portion of the fruit thereof, they shall say: This is what was given to us before; and they shall be given the like of it, and they shall have pure mates in them, and in them, they shall abide.
Yusuf Ali : But give glad tidings to those who believe and work righteousness, that their portion is Gardens, beneath which rivers flow. Every time they are fed with fruits therefrom, they say: “Why, this is what we were fed with before,” for they are given things in similitude; and they have therein companions pure (and holy); and they abide therein (for ever).
Umm Muhammad (Sahih International) : And give good tidings to those who believe and do righteous deeds that they will have gardens [in Paradise] beneath which rivers flow. Whenever they are provided with a provision of fruit therefrom, they will say, “This is what we were provided with before.” And it is given to them in likeness. And they will have therein purified spouses, and they will abide therein eternally.
The Source : http://www.islamawakened.com/quran/2/25/
– This marriage is not as the worldly marriage, but it is a new kind of a pure marriage, without any kind of sex or physical intercourse:
Tafsir Ibn Kathir – Quran Tafsir : (and they shall have therein Azwajun Mutahharatun). Ibn Abi Talhah reported that Ibn `Abbas said, “Purified from filth and impurity.” Also, Mujahid said, “From menstruation, relieving the call of nature, urine, spit, semen and pregnancies.” Also, Qatadah said, “Purified from impurity and sin.” In another narration, he said, “From menstruation and pregnancies.” Further, `Ata’, Al-Hasan, Ad-Dahhak, Abu Salih, `Atiyah and As-Suddi were reported to have said similarly.
The Source : http://www.qtafsir.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=414
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4- The (Houris) have a large breast?!
– The Noble Quran – an-Naba` 78:33
Arabic : وَكَوَاعِبَ أَتْرَابًا
Muhammad Asad : and splendid companions well matched,
M. M. Pickthall : And maidens for companions
Shakir : And those showing freshness of youth, equals in age,
Yusuf Ali : Companions of Equal Age
Umm Muhammad (Sahih International) : And full-breasted [companions] of equal age
The Source : http://www.islamawakened.com/quran/78/33/
– The verse (78-33) in its original Arabic text the word (breast – صدر – ثدي) is not found at all, but as it is shown and Analyzed by Quranic lexicons and dictionaries, the Arabic word (كواعب) means (splendid), and the Arabic word (اترابا) means (well-matched), and for the translations which use (breasted), as (Sahih International) it is only used as a metaphorical sign of Maturity, and age,
– Verse (78:33) – Word by Word
– (78:33:1) : wakawāʿiba – And splendid companions
– (78:33:2) : atrāban – well-matched,
The Source : http://corpus.quran.com/wordbyword.jsp?chapter=78&verse=33
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– The Ten Virgins in the Jewish And Christians Paradise:
– Then the Kingdom of Heaven will be like ten virgins, who took their lamps, and went out to meet the bridegroom. Five of them were foolish, and five were wise. Those who were foolish, when they took their lamps, took no oil with them, but the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps. Now while the bridegroom delayed, they all slumbered and slept. But at midnight there was a cry, “Behold! The bridegroom is coming! Come out to meet him!” Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps. The foolish said to the wise, “Give us some of your oil, for our lamps are going out.” But the wise answered, saying, “What if there isn’t enough for us and you? You go rather to those who sell, and buy for yourselves.” While they went away to buy, the bridegroom came, and those who were ready went in with him to the marriage feast, and the door was shut. Afterward the other virgins also came, saying, “Lord, Lord, open to us.” But he answered, “Most certainly I tell you, I don’t know you.” Watch therefore, for you don’t know the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming. (Matthew 25:1-13, World English Bible)
The Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Ten_Virgins
– Sex in the Jewish And Christians Paradise:
– And God blessed them. And God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.” (Genesis 1:28, English Standard Version)
The Source : http://bible.cc/genesis/1-28.htm
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See Also:
Women in Christianity and Islam
http://www.answering-christianity.com/woman.htm
The Evidence for a Physical Paradise.
http://www.answering-christianity.com/abdullah_smith/the_evidence_for_a_physical_paradise.htm
Does the Islamic Paradise really contradict the Bible’s Paradise?
http://www.answering-christianity.com/bible_errors_regarding_heaven.htm
eagle says
Ah-ha, and do they shower often??
Henricus says
No, they wear niqabs to keep the flies at bay.
Henricus says
But of course, since it is Paradise the niqabs are the finest, most diaphanous ones which would be forbidden for mortal women
Truth Seeker says
Opinion varies from person to person. Parables are meant for making people to understand easily. Sometimes certain persons get violent due to x or y reason and attack the other. Some people may say, he attacks like a Tiger. Does it mean the man was Tiger?
Some Gents allow their Hair to Grow like Ladies and for some it gives a look like that of Ladies. Some people may say ; ‘you hair is like that of a lady’. Does it mean that this Gent is a Lady?
There are other Parables also about heaven. Sex in Paradise is not the meaning.
And what is told in Genesis is about world, not of Paradise.
Deliberate attempt to Befool people.
Walter Sieruk says
About that absurd Islamic story of a doctrine about “90 foot tall virgins awaiting jihadists in paradise.”
Not only is this Islamic story and belief extremely bizarre and far-fetched but even,more so, those deluded jihadists with their blind unquestioning faith in a religion that has such strange,odd and outlandish religious story /doctrines is also in itself very irrational of them to accept such religious stories as truth. Those same jihad minded Muslims who actually believe that nonsensical story doctrines much be very ignorant of the warning in the Bible against listing to and believing unproven and invalid religious stories. For the Bible warns against giving “heed to fables…” First Timothy 1:4. [K.J.V.].What a fantasy based religion Islam really Is.
sham says
Is there fornication and adultery in the Islamic Paradise????????
And those who believe and do good works. WE shall make them enter Gardens through which streams flow, to abide therein for ever; therein shall they have pure ””””spouses”””””, and WE shall admit them to a place of plenteous shade. (4:157)
The word here is AZWAAJ. In Arabic, it means spouse. I know there are plenty of Arab Islamic haters out there and you know Arabic, so you know what I am talking about
Notice, the key word, SPOUSES. The houris will be our spouses. If a man has sex with his wife, is that fornication?? No, of course not, she is his spouse.
So I ask you, if a man can legitimately have sex with his spouse here on earth, they why can’t a man legitimately have sex with his spouse in paradise?
ISLAM PROHIBITED ALL TYPES OF ILLEGAL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES:
24: 19. Verily, those who like that (the crime of) illegal sexual intercourse should be propagated among those who believe, they will have a painful torment in this world and in the Hereafter. And Allâh knows and you know not.
4:16 And the two persons (man and woman) among you who commit illegal sexual intercourse, punish them both. And if they repent (promise Allâh that they will never repeat, i.e. commit illegal sexual intercourse and other similar sins) and do righteous good deeds, leave them alone. Surely, Allâh is Ever the One Who accepts repentance, (and He is) Most Merciful.
5:5. ………….not committing illegal sexual intercourse, nor taking them as girl-friends. And whosoever disbelieves in the Oneness of Allâh and in all the other Articles of Faith [i.e. His (Allâh’s), Angels, His Holy Books, His Messengers, the Day of Resurrection and Al¬Qadar (Divine Preordainments)], then fruitless is his work, and in the Hereafter he will be among the losers.
17: 32. And come not near to the unlawful sexual intercourse. Verily, it is a Fâhishah [i.e. anything that transgresses its limits (a great sin)], and an evil way (that leads one to Hell unless Allâh forgives him).
70: 29. And those who guard their chastity (i.e. private parts from illegal sexual acts) .
30. Except with their wives and the (women slaves and captives) whom their right hands possess, for (then) they are not to be blamed,
31. But whosoever seeks beyond that, then it is those who are trespassers.
23: 1. Successful indeed are the believers.
3. And those who turn away from Al-Laghw (dirty, false, evil vain talk, falsehood, and all that Allâh has forbidden).
5. And those who guard their chastity (i.e. private parts, from illegal sexual acts)
6. Except from their wives or (the captives and slaves) that their right hands possess, for then, they are free from blame;
7. But whoever seeks beyond that, then those are the transgressors;
24: 3. The adulterer marries not but an adulteress or a Mushrikah and the adulteress none marries her except an adulterer or a Muskrik [and that means that the man who agrees to marry (have a sexual relation with) a Mushrikah (female polytheist, pagan or idolatress) or a prostitute, then surely he is either an adulterer, or a Mushrik (polytheist, pagan or idolater, etc.) And the woman who agrees to marry (have a sexual relation with) a Mushrik (polytheist, pagan or idolater) or an adulterer, then she is either a prostitute or a Mushrikah (female polytheist, pagan, or idolatress, etc.)]. Such a thing is forbidden to the believers (of Islâmic Monotheism).
24: 26. Bad statements are for bad people (or bad women for bad men) and bad people for bad statements (or bad men for bad women). Good statements are for good people (or good women for good men) and good people for good statements (or good men for good women), such (good people) are innocent of (each and every) bad statement which they say, for them is Forgiveness, and Rizqun Karîm (generous provision i.e.Paradise).
24: 21. O you who believe! Follow not the footsteps of Shaitân (Satan). And whosoever follows the footsteps of Shaitân (Satan), then, verily he commands Al-Fahshâ’ [i.e. to commit indecency (illegal sexual intercourse, etc.)], and Al-Munkar [disbelief and polytheism (i.e. to do evil and wicked deeds; to speak or to do what is forbidden in Islâm, etc.)]………….
25: 68. And those who invoke not any other ilâh (god) along with Allâh, nor kill such life as Allâh has forbidden, except for just cause, nor commit illegal sexual intercourse and whoever does this shall receive the punishment.
Westman says
More cut and paste gibberish that doesn’t address the real questions,
Sham, you do know the difference between spouse and spouses, right? Tell us more about the marriage ceremony to these houris that were previously unknown by their husbands.
“If a man has sex with his wife(s), is that fornication?” Of course not – it’s polygamy! Not only is it polygamy; it has reduced the tender personal, non-sexual, love of equals into an Allah-sanctioned harem of unloved “spouse” sex objects.
This is where the West and Islam will never reconcile:
1. In the West women are treasured for who they are; in Islam they are treasured as a servant-possession.
2. In the West all humans have equal rights; in Islam only the believers have equal rights.
Since Muhammad has Hell populated principally by women who had little choice in their life, where are you going to get these 72 “spouses”?
For a culture that claims to have developed Algebra, there is a distinct inability to use it.
Kepha says
So what, Sham? The Muslim world has its Bachi Bazi, temporary “marriages” in Iran, and divorce by “teluktukti” times three.
And something tells me that the average jihadi would drown in the vagina of a 90-foot virgin (if, assuming for the sake of argument that his is not a fairy tale thought up by Muhammad to get foolish young twerps to die for him).
Angemon says
Yeah, I’m not buying his “I’m saving myself for the virgins in paradise” story – I bet he was just trying not to be thrown from a rooftop…
eagle says
I think you touched on some truth here. Very possible. 🙂
mortimer says
The laws of physics are suspended in islamic paradise in that bones in 90 foot giants dont collapse from the crushing weight.
Westman says
The human body does not scale up to 90ft tall using any combination of stable substances in the periodic table of the elements. The largest walking animals, dinosaurs, developed with far greater length than height because the vertical pressures rise exponentially due to horizontal girth also increasing with a linear increase in height.
Ask any human that is over 7-1/2 feet about their back problems. Ask any human over 8-1/2 ft tall anything, but do it before they are 50 because they won’t live that long.
No 90ft tall organism ever existed or will ever exist on the earth, including a 90ft virgin, a 90ft Adam or a 90ft camel. These are fabrications from imaginative, scientifically illiterate, minds.
72 virgins, devil in your nose, 90 ft humans, Jews changed to pigs, youth asleep in a cave for 300 years, fly wing antidote, etc are all ridiculous fabrications.
eagle says
Of course you are serious.
Jay Boo says
Devil in the details.
Outlandish promises have been made before.
The problem is less with the promise of 72 virgins than with the shamelessness of stacking one grotesque lie upon the other for a lecherous audience that surrenders their last trace of human dignity.
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Regardless, the blow up valve on each 90 foot virgin reads manufactured in China.
Soon to be at a Macy’s multi-cultural day Parade.
Westman says
Jay Boo,
You’ve solved the 90ft scale-up problem!
If the houris are hollow and full of hot air then 90ft height is possible. Of course, that means their head would also be hollow – much like any Muslim who believes any of these houri tales.
celticwarriorcanada says
I ask myself : how could any rational human being believe this non sense ? Educated People from Elite Schools , Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers actually believe these twisted fantasies ! Either these people have some sort of schizophrenia which is genetically inherited. Which cannot be true because muslims come from all races of people ! I personally prefer the Apostle Paul’s explanation : “And for this reason God will send them strong delusion , that they should believe THE LIE , that they all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness .” 2 Thess 2:11,12 ( N.K.J.V.) P.S. Believe me , my mental Picture of the ideal women is sure the hell not a 90 foot Skeleton ! and The Judaeo Christian version of the after life is far more Superior to this Absolute Childish Non Sense. And I might add is Far More Consistent With THE NATURE OF THE JUDAEO CHRISTIAN GOD . Was Mohammad maybe into Psychedelic Drugs ? I’m sure I saw one of these 90 foot Female Skeletons at Wood Stock back in the 60s LOL ( Not really ! I was to young to be at Woodstock but maybe Hilary and John Kerry Did !
eagle says
I think Mohammad was into mushrooms,he obviously ate a few special ones, because his followers are still being effected with mental illness to this day.
underbed cat says
Curious how with such aversions to woman they could produce such large populations….multiple wives….,children….? Even the San Bernadino terrorist couple had a child…..and sisters and brothers…so I guess child bearing woman are important in some regard. So where did all the female ladies in hajibs come from…? Or is it limited to scholarly men only?….to reproduce? This 72 virgin stuff is degrading and insane…and very sad. And yes weird.
Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says
http://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/262616/attack-90-foot-islamic-virgins-daniel-greenfield
leaves Islamic scripture fans unsatisfied. The source of the information it conveys is not stated; it quotes not a single aya or hadith. And is each hadith sahih?
Surely the relevant scripture does not give the height of the celestial virgins with an English unit of length, “90 feet tall”. What is the Islamic unit of length, and how precise is it?
How much variety is there among a shahid’s 72 virgins? Do they vary in height (no, they’re all 90 feet tall), hair color, eye color (no, they’re all black-eyed), bust-waist-hip measurements, speech, mannerisms, and other characteristics, or are they all robot-like clones of each other? What good is a 90-foot-tall houri to a man who is 6 feet tall? Isn’t this disproportionate height – along with the transparent skin and bones — a bug rather than a feature?
“According to Saudi cleric Muhammad Ali Shanqiti, each 90-foot-tall virgin comes with 70 servant girls. Also for those Muslim men who insist on marrying earthly women instead of going straight to the Jihad, polygamists get 70 [why not 72?] giant transparently bright virgins for every wife they have. … That apparently comes out to a total of 19,604 women.”
Let’s check out the arithmetic: A man can marry up to 4 earthly wives, so the number of women assigned to him in heaven will be (4 earthly wives)*70*(1 virgin + 70 servant girls/virgin) = 4*70*71 = 19,880. This does *not* come out to a total of 19,604; our martyr is being shortchanged by 19,880 – 19,604 = 276 women (some of whom, the servant girls, might not be virgins).
Guest says
90-ft tall virgins… Please tell me that doesn’t just sound stupid to just me.
TheBuffster says
I find it difficult to believe that all those jihadis who are aiming for a direct trip to Paradise know this particular description of the Houris. I can’t imagine any man finding these transparent dames to be sexy. Creepy, yes.
Henricus says
“Alice laughed: “There’s no use trying” she said: “one can’t believe impossible things” ” I daresay you haven’t had much practice” said the Queen.” When i was younger I always did it for half an hour a day. Why,sometimes I’ve believed in six impossible things before breakfast !” ~ Charles Dodgson, Alice in Wonderland.
Carolyne says
I didn’t watch the video because I am still pondering 90 foot virgins and what a Muslim male would be able to accomplish with them. Male Muslim genitalia is known to be exceedingly small, anyway. They would be lost with a 90 foot woman. They are lost with a normal size woman. Maybe this is Allah’s joke.