“Cops say the man called the Church back in April asking, ‘Are there any bombings I can do?’ The man, who ID’d himself as a Muslim, said he ‘liked to do suicide bombings.'” Actually, that’s not really something you can make a career out of.
“Suicide Bombing Threat to Scientology ‘Allah Akbar, Tom,'” TMZ, July 23, 2016:
Tom Cruise has been pulled into the middle of a police investigation surrounding a potential suicide bomber who made alarming threats to the Church of Scientology.
Cops say the man called the Church back in April asking, “Are there any bombings I can do?” The man, who ID’d himself as a Muslim, said he “liked to do suicide bombings.”
According to police docs, the caller began singing, “Allah Akbar, Tom Cruise” … the phrase some terrorists have used as they attack. He then hung up….

mustapha crap says
Lets see what their little survey makes of that one then! How many Engrams to work out with L Ron Hoover and the Church of Appliantology, at least they’ll be able to vacuum the prayer mats before the muslims start headbutting them.
A expect the Pastafarians and the Church of the flying Spaghetti Monster will be next on the hit list from the “religion of peace”
Though a high profile target like Cruise could be of benefit to the Counter Jihad providing the threat was correctly named and they didn’t fall into the old hijacking a peaceful religion bull5h1t lie like the mainstream media likes to do.
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
After all the good work our movie stars have done for them, you’d think the Moslems would leave them alone. TV talk show hosts, too. There is no appreciation.
livingengine says
Nation of Islam and Dianetics
“Since the announcement in 2010, the Nation of Islam has been hosting its own dianetics courses and its own graduation ceremonies. At the third such ceremony, which was held on Saviours Day 2013, it was announced that nearly 8500 members of the organisation had undergone dianetics auditing. The Organisation announced it had graduated 1055 auditors and had delivered 82,424 hours of auditing. The graduation ceremony was certified by the Church of Scientology, and the Nation of Islam members received official certification. The ceremony was attended by Shane Woodruff, vice-president of the Church of Scientology’s Celebrity Centre International. He stated that “The unfolding story of the Nation of Islam and Dianetics is bold, It is determined and it is absolutely committed to restoring freedom and wiping hell from the face of this planet.””
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Farrakhan#Dianetics
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
Damn, I had no idea. But it seems natural that pseudo-scientific stupidity hooks up with pseudo-religion but real-racist stupidity.
Dom107 says
Judging from their stated objectives and goals they should self destruct !!!!! Yipee !!!
linnte says
I had no idea either. My older sister has been a Scientologist for 46 years, and my nephew worked at the Celebrity Center for a while, then suddenly quit. I maybe understand why now. My sister has woken up to how bad Islam is. I actually took a course in 2005 to see what it was like and to appease my sister. I didn’t get anything out of it period, except more skepticism hahahahaha! I don’t understand how these Muslims could jump directly to auditing without taking the beginning courses. Auditing is expensive.
L Ron Hubbard was a book seller in essence, just like Jehovah’s Witnesses were magazine sellers for their faux religion’s.
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
Another book seller is news entertainment superstar Bill O’Reilly. He’s good for Moslems because he scolds them with his skepticism about “Islamic radical terror” but only as far as the “tiny minority of extremists” predicate will take him, with its false assumption that normative Islam is a good thing. Doing this at once lets him seem courageous and credible, while at the same time not risk offending anybody or himself being killed for mocking Islam. Creep, but a self-congratulatory and financially successful one.
linnte says
The only answer is eradication of Islam. Period.
G P says
The jihadi was not up to date on his celebrity stalking – Cruise is cold mashed potatoes these days.
Guest says
Hi former abs certainly were last time I saw them exposed in the film!
Ashley says
This sounds like a prank call orchestrated by a nine-year-old.
The Church of Scientology is lame. Tom Cruise is lame. TMZ is lame.
Annak says
I bet Katie is still glad to be out of it all.
Angemon says
Seems like the bastard was trying to apply for a job there… Probably just a prankster trying to get some laughs.
Champ says
Tom Cruise looks like that in most of his movies …
mortimer says
Scientologists are now on the hit list of the religion of peace?
What can the leaders of Scientology have in common with the leaders of Nation of Islam, besides their remarkable egos? Or did I answer my own question?
خَليفة says
You did.
Mong says
Horse shit on the brain too. One encourages going clear, the other, just going with a bang.
In a way it might help if the Islamists put a little pressure on the scientologists. There’s a lot of money in Scientology so they might be able to influence someone into actually doing something. Then again.
Georg says
Bahah!
Mirren10 says
Snicker. 🙂
Well, the ‘church’ of Scientology is *almost* as sick/evil as islam. so why should we be surprised ??
It has never ceased to amaze me, the capacity of human beings to put themselves in thrall to the most unbelievably stupid claptrap, in the belief it will somehow or other guarantee their existence on ‘another plane’.
TheBuffster says
Sorry, this story sounds completely bogus to me. It sounds like the caller was just a prankster.
Why would a Muslim call to ask if he could do “suicide bombings” for the Church of Scientology?
And saying that you like to do suicide bombings is definitely a joke, unless perhaps you have a poor grasp of English.
Also, Muslims don’t say “Allah akbar”. Non-Muslims say that. Actual Muslim say “Allahu akbar”. Of course, it could have been reported sloppily. That happens.
And why are the police just now searching for this guy? I went to see if there was more information in the original story and there isn’t. With the weak information they’ve given us, it sounds like some silly person called the Church as a stupid joke back in April and for some reason – what is it? Publicity? Some further threat they aren’t reporting here? – they’ve decided to go after it months later.
Isntlam says
No e-meter jokes, please.
No Fear says
If Scientology adherents behaved as abominably as the followers of Mohammed then Scientology would be banned instantly.
solange silverman says
From what I understand, the church has an armed security force.