British police have reportedly charged Tommy Robinson for “inciting racial hatred against Muslims” after he was pictured with a flag with “F*** ISIS” written on it.
We’re constantly told that ISIS has nothing to do with Islam. So how is opposing ISIS inciting hatred against Muslims?
Tommy Robinson is no stranger to the media. He has earned widespread coverage as co-founder of the English Defense League in 2009 – which the British government and media attacked as a racist, far right organization. A spokeswoman for the EDL whose husband was a soldier in Afghanistan once said: “The soldiers are fighting Islamic extremism in Afghanistan and Iraq and the EDL are fighting it here.” Robinson stepped down as the EDL’s leader in 2013, briefly embraced the moderate Muslim Quilliam Foundation, and is now heading up the UK’s branch of Pegida.
Robinson was jailed for mortgage fraud two years ago and held in solitary confinement. In prison, he was regarded as being in danger from Muslim inmates because of his “anti-Islamic” work. While in jail, Robinson was at heightened risk from members of the Somali jihad group al-Shabab. He was on its wanted list. His home was attacked; he and his family had to be moved to a safe house.
This past April, long after Robinson’s release from prison, he was attacked by a Muslim who asked Robinson whether he was a racist, to which Robinson replied that he did not like Islam. The Muslim man proceeded to slap Robinson’s phone out of his hand and allegedly punched him in the face repeatedly, while demanding to know why Robinson did not like Islam.
Robinson shouted: “I’ll say what I want… you’re in England, if someone wants to say something about your religion… your religion says stuff about me as a non-Muslim”.
Whatever anyone might think of his character and style, Robinson is correct about that. He openly declared that he is living in Britain under a free, democratic constitution; not under Sharia law, which forbids free speech and which sanctions the worst forms of human rights abuses under its penal code.
Unfortunately, there are those far leftists in the West who apparently are living under a kind of self-imposed Sharia: they will not dare criticize Islam even when criticism is warranted. Robinson is rightfully resisting the dhimmitude that leftists have embraced for themselves and seek to impose on others.
The victimology subterfuge is cleverly wielded by stealth jihadists with the intention of stigmatizing, essentially as a blasphemer, anyone who criticizes Islam and those who seek to expose the jihadist agenda of conquest of the West via physical and ideological warfare. The best allies of these jihadists are the cowardly Western sellouts who bend to their will and tactics, and worse yet, join jihadists in trying to intimidate their fellow Westerners.
Tommy Robinson’s “F*** ISIS” sign is but a crass declaration that he and his supporters will not be intimidated and will not abandon their right to free speech in the name of political correctness. Nor will they surrender their country to the Islamic State or to any aspect of the foul jihadist agenda. Whatever one thinks of Robinson, that he would be arrested for an anti-ISIS sign shows how bad things have gotten in Britain today.
“Now Muslims Are Offended By People Saying ‘F*ck ISIS’ And Police Are Calling It ‘Incitement’”, by Liam Deacon, Breitbart, July 1, 2006:
Police have charged Tommy Robinson, a PEGIDA UK organiser, with “inciting racial hatred against Muslims” after he was pictured with a flag with “Fuck ISIS” written on it, his lawyer has claimed.
The lawyer alleged in a statement that an application for a football banning order against Mr. Robinson was “brought on the basis of a harassment campaign” linked to his “high social media profile, and is associated with Pegida UK” and amounted to an attack on his “free speech”.
Muslim Engagement and Development (MEND), an “anti-Islamophobia” think tank with Islamist sympathies, said on Twitter that Mr. Robinson was “inciting hate” by mocking the genocidal terrorist group.
Mr. Robinson had travelled to France to watch the Euro 2016 tournament, leaving shortly before Bedfordshire Police planned to serve him with a fresh football banning order.
A previous three-year ban expired in 2014, and Mr. Robinson is not believed to have been involved in any football related disturbances since.
However, on his return to the UK, Bedfordshire Police immediately served him with the fresh application. A subsequent hearing at Luton Magistrates’ Court on Friday saw bail conditions imposed to have Robinson’s passport taken away.
The application claimed that he “poses a significant risk of both violence and disorder… This is especially so in terms of his established capacity to organise disorder from an anti-Muslim perspective”.
Adding: “Despite… recently reported ‘good conduct’ at Luton Town Football Club, significant concerns remain regarding his intentions and influences upon others to inflame racial hatred in a country where tensions are already high” – presumably because of recent terrorist attacks attributed to Islamic State (ISIS)….

Champ says
#IamTommyRobinson!
Hey I don’t want to plagiarize so here’s my flag slogan: “GO TO HELL ISIS”
I hate ISIS so arrest me too!
Jay Boo says
Champ, he should not be arrested anyway.
Tommy Robinson is totally innocent of all charges, so he should not face arrest.
There is absolutely no way he could possibly be aware of what is written on the front of the sign since he is obviously standing (behind) the sign.
On the other hand, the politicians and authorities who repeatedly and willfully ignored pleas to help victims of Muslim rape gangs should all be arrested.
Champ says
Jeez Jay Boo, of course! ..sigh
Jay Boo says
Sorry Champ
I did not mean that to sound contrary.
I did not segue well here.
Champ says
Thank you, Jay Boo! …no worries, my dear friend 🙂
gravenimage says
Here, hear, Champ!
Champ says
Thank you, Graven! ..and have a Happy 4th, my friend! 🙂
linnte says
And here’s MY sign I WANT ISLAMIC STATE SUPPORTERS DEAD!
JOHN SPIELMAN says
ok that means that the UK govt KNOWS that ISISI equals islam and not that ISIS is a mutant theology
mortimer says
ISIS is no deviation, but self-consciously pure, normative, foundational Islam in complete conformity with Islam’s ‘consensus’ of the orthodox, classical, canonical writings of its most revered scholars.
Raja says
Mortimer,
You are bang on target. Let the whole world know that ISIS is no deviation at all but a “PURER” form of Islam.
DJ says
Tried to comment on this in the Times.3 hours pending so far.
Not hopeful.
gravenimage says
True, John.
Noor says
inciting racial hatred? What race is Islam again?
LB says
Hah! Not to mention that ISIS “has nothing to do with Islam, whatsoever.”
The liberal dhimmnis are tripping over themselves to imprison anyone opposing islam, even if it contradicts their own statements. But that is to be expected since “reason” and “logic” was never the Left’s förte.
David M says
Exactly, the case should be thrown out immediately on the technicality Islam is not a race. Do the politicians who repeatedly say ISIS has nothing to do with Islam realise they just outed themselves as blatant liars, by now saying there is a connection between ISIS & Islam by bringing this case? Anyone still under the mistaken impression there is free speech in Britain? What a sad world we are living in, as Europe nervously waits for the next bombing of an airport by pious Muslims.
Champ says
Here’s an idea: arrest the real *Haters* ..ISIS! Oh but that’s too hard and scareweee!!
gravenimage says
This is an important point, Champ–how many times have we seen police harass and even arrest Anti-Jihadists because dealing with violent Muslims is just ‘too hard’?
Jay Boo says
Yes, the real *Haters* are ISIS and those who support ISIS
1 – First they said not to say “Islamic State”
2 – Then they said not to say “Radical Islam”
3 – Now they say that we are not to even criticize “ISIS”
rabrooks says
Using their own words;
“said on Twitter that Mr. Robinson was “inciting hate” by mocking the genocidal terrorist group.”
WTF???
This is pure insanity!
DP111 says
ISLAMEXIT!
Don McKellar says
Tony Robinson for Prime Minister!
Back to reality…
Theresa May, cowering dhimmi and jihad enabler, has thrown her hat into the ring to replace the failed David Cameron. So expect the same old same old in the UK for a little while longer I’m guessing. However, already the madness of the current suicidal regimes is being challenged and toppled with Brexit the second shot right after the presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump. Once Trump is elected, the whole house of cards will fall to the ground and the modern, advanced world will have new governments elected by the public who have had enough of this oppression by the “elites” and their Islamic supremacist and internet billionaire globalist bankrollers. A factual, honest, and pragmatic examination of Islam will be followed by a radical adoption of laws reclassifying it as what it is and a rejection of it in representational democracies across the world.
The movement has started. Tony Robinson will be recognized as a brave pioneer and everyman hero for democracy and liberty.
Don McKellar says
Tommy Robinson. My mistake.
gravenimage says
I’m hoping we’ll see former London mayor Boris Johnson as the next British prime minister. His understanding of the threat of Islam is not perfect, but he is *strongly* anti-Jihad.
Westman says
Apparently Mr. Johnson’s “friend”, Michael Gove, has a big political knife and bigger ambitions:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/30/boris-johnson-wont-run-for-prime-minister-after-michael-gove-ent/
Westman says
The ambush “.. makes House of Cards look like Teletubbies.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/30/how-boris-johnson-was-brought-to-his-knees-by-the-cuckoo-nest-pl/
miriamrove says
What a great country we live in! F…isis!! m
CogitoErgoSum says
Next time make the flag read, “Pork Isis” or would that be consider hate speech also?
John Mattis says
STOP defending the Muslim terrorists…it’s like defending the right of poisonous snakes to kill you…and hiding the antidote.
wallace says
I have a fuck isis t-shirt i bought on Amazon , go and arrest the company,dibble
gravenimage says
Yup–here’s one such t-shirt on sale there, Wallace:
https://www.amazon.com/ISIS-Mens-T-Shirt-Anti-Terrorist/dp/B00N4491WW
Let’s hope it’s a best seller!
wallace says
Yes that’s my t’shirt graven image, glad to have it back on again ,i had to hibernate it over the cold Scottish winter, wearing it i mostly get favourable comment, but i am not stupid i know the risks .
wallace says
Gravenimage, just been on Amazon to order another t-shirt in blue, alas they are unavailable and they don’t know when they will be back in stock. I presume the manufacturer is now working flat out to resupply . And Buraq has just flew by my window
mortimer says
Please remind of the RACE of ISIS?
Are Western countries not at war with the Islamic State of Caliph al-Baghdadi?
Is it illegal to criticize POLITICAL enemies now?
WorkingClassPost says
Only if they’re politics is islam.
R Cole says
You do wonder if there is a certain amount of tolerance for the Islamic State.
There was a French policeman who was charged with offending Islam or the religious sensibilities of Muslims when it was found that he lampooned the IS leader Al Baghdadi on his Facebook page. He was asked in court – if was he somehow insane for mocking an Islamic imam or preacher. He received a suspension and a fine – I believe.
You had the UK National Union of Students reject all criticism of ISIS as Islamophobic.
Clearly we have seen dual loyalties when to comes to Turkey’s dealings with IS.
And one wonders about Obama’s reluctance to take out the terror group. There is the sense that he has taken into account Muslim feeling who see the creation of the Caliphate as an achievement. And he – Obama who has based his presidency on reaching out to Muslims – doesn’t want to be the one seen to destroy the revered Islamic State.
And after all the endless political and propaganda messages to reassure us the Islamic State has nothing to do with Islam – Tommy Robinson is arrested for ‘inciting hatred towards Muslims’ for a banner that read F* ISIS!!
If nothing else – certainly mixed messages!!
gravenimage says
You are right about the bizarre mixed messages, R Cole.
Here’s the insane story about the ethically-challenged UK National Union of Students:
“NUS motion to condemn Isis fails amidst claims of islamophobia”
http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/nus-motion-to-condemn-isis-fails-amidst-claims-of-islamophobia-9796193.html
Do you have a link to the case in France?
Jack Diamond says
Speaking of flags, I’m reminded of an article here last summer concerning whether ISIS flags could be flown in Britain. London Mayor Boris Johnson said, “The Isis flag should not be banned by law because Britain is a “free country.”
This ISIS flag can be flown because Britain is a free country, but a F*** ISIS flag cannot because it incites hatred. Leaving the logic aside, there is the fact that ISIS is and was a designated terrorist organization and, according to British law, running around with its flag is (should be) a criminal offense. And, of course, leaving aside The Islamic State has declared war and called for their followers in the UK (and Europe, America, Canada, Australia) to murder people, civilian and military, even in their beds.
“The issue of the flag came to the fore after it transpired that police had declined to arrest a man with a similar banner in London. Officers stopped the man to talk to him but decided that he was “acting within the law”….
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/07/london-mayor-islamic-state-flag-shouldnt-be-banned-because-uk-is-free-country
Jerry says
When will those Dhimmi dummies have the sense to treat the distribution and preaching the unholy Koran and Hadith as inciting hatred and genocide towards non-Muslims?
gravenimage says
UK: Tommy Robinson charged with inciting hatred for parading a “F*** ISIS” flag
……………………..
So now it’s considered “hatred” in Britain to oppose sex slavery, the beheading of journalists and aid workers, and the crucifixion of children? Utter madness…
Proof, also, that the UK needs more than Brexit to return to sanity–if, indeed, she does.
dumbledoresarmy says
I am sure that the Yazidi girls who have been subjected to the horror of sex slavery in Islamic State harems would, if they encountered Tommy Robinson waving his ‘F*** Isis” flag, and the meaning of the slogan were explained to them, feel *heartened* that somebody somewhere was on their side, sharing their anger; that *somebody* was capable of identifying Islamic State as the monstrously evil thing that it is, and defying it with an expression of down-to-earth vulgarity.
ang54 says
wait a second here. I watched a video on YouTube which was about a home town girl coming home to Luton – I think it was Luton….anyways, the Muslims were having a demonstration and the woman were carry signs which read….”UK go to HELL” and others held signs which said” UK POLICE GO TO HELL’ So, why were they not arrested as well? Probably because the signs didn’t say the “F” word. The girl, who was wearing a red summery type dress was walking beside a Muslim woman in full burka, to which the girl just said that it must be warm wearing that, to which the Muslim woman said that at least she was covered and modest and how this girl was not. I think the girl said that the was her home town and she grew up there…the Muslim didn’t care and marched on.
gravenimage says
Here’s the video, ang:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8WVkbXOHfM
The disgusting Muslim protest was over a Muslim being arrested over her husband having set off a bomb in Stockholm.
This patriotic British woman is very brave. Kudos to her for exposing this barbarism!
gravenimage says
She eventually takes on Anjem Choudary himself, and does it while rocking a fetching red dress. You go, girl!
The only thing she is mistaken about is assuming that only a ‘tiny minority’ of Muslims are like this.
Slevdi says
At the moment, nothing Muslims do provokes a violent reaction from non Muslims, hence the police aren’t bothered. It was the same when Theresa May banned Robert and Pamela from the uk. She was concerned that Muslims would riot, not that the EDL would. (Yes, the same May who wants to run the country.)
Currently, the anti hate crimes being recorded by Muslims are at the trivial level of offense tweets or Facebook posts. We should be suspicious of any real violence or damage as it might be false flag.
DHazard says
“Muslim Engagement and Development (MEND), an “anti-Islamophobia” think tank…”
“Muslim” and “think” are two words that contradict each other, at least most of the time. I have yet to have an online debate with a Muslim where they seemed capable of understanding facts, logic, reason, or even making a coherent point. If not for the unfortunate geography of oil deposits and Western technology they would still be using swords in their terrorist attacks. They are so stupid they believe that the advancement of non-Muslim countries is due to “Islamic” science, which ended centuries ago (and had NOTHING AT ALL to do with Islam anyway).
That is why the goal of this so-called “think tank” (like every other Muslim attempt at appearing intelligent) is not about knowledge, but rather about playing on liberal guilt over being labeled Islamophobic.
Muslims by and large do not contribute anything of value to the world, unless you own shares in the weapons industry.
Champ says
“Muslim” and “think” are two words that contradict each other, at least most of the time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
True, DHazard …
And I would hate to get inside a mohammedans head–even for a minute–to fully *experience* the way that they process information about life, and most notably, death–perish the thought!
islam > the religion of murder & mayhem
Angemon says
What race are muslims again? And aren’t we told over and over that ISIS is not islamic?
Champ says
“What race are muslims again?”
A race to hell!! ..oh, and they all lose 🙁
Champ says
…muslims are on a “race” to hell to spend eternity with their pedophile ‘prophet’ muhammad (perdition be upon him) …and yes, they lose, but by their own *choice* in the matter.
Angemon says
XD
shoehorn of africa says
Of course, ISIS deserves police protection because they never incite hatred of anyone.
What?
Jedothek says
1. The charge makes no sense , since Islam is not a race.
2. If it were reworded so that it did make sense, the flag would still in America be protected under the first amendment; what is the analogous argument in British law?
Paul says
Those cowards and scum who are implementing the ridiculous
persecution of Tommy Robinson are “only following orders”, bless ’em.
I’m sure that will be a valid defence when accounting for their actions
before God when their time comes.
*I apologise to any cowardly or scummy people for the slur, just using
these adjectives to avoid more lewd vocabulary.
Georg says
How many anti-Nazi protesters are arrested for inciting hate against whites? It’s a bit funny that the elites are so tone deaf.
Paul says
‘Anti-Nazis’ claim to be anti-racist and yet they hate themselves
because of the colour of their own skin and assume non-whites
would be stupid enough to respect them and give them street
cred for doing so!
Their stupidity and hypocrisy extends to giving islam a free pass
and condescendingly treating muslims like mentally retarded little
children who may never be held to account for their actions.
I suppose they’d regard secular muslims or apostates as having
‘internalised racism’, or some other stupid pseudo-intellectual
nonsense like that.
gravenimage says
I’m white and I’m anti-Nazi–assuming, of course, we are talking about *real* neo-Fascists, and not just accusing anyone who is not hard Left of being “Nazis”.
Paul says
I think we can all agree with that. It’s just a pity that deliberately
dishonest and knowingly divisive loony left morons have poisoned
the debate for so long with constant silly knee-jerk cries of “racist”
where it clearly didn’t apply, taking all meaning from the word and
deflecting from people who have actually been made to suffer just
because of where they come from or the colour of their skin.
They’ve also managed to taint classically left-wing and genuinely
liberally minded people, as if they are guilty by association.
Very regrettable indeed.
gravenimage says
True, Paul.
SoCalMike says
Someone should smack the aholes giving such orders and spit at them.
Guest says
Don’t punish them for saying what everyone is thinking.
common sense says
How can Tommy “incite hatred” when it’s proven beyond a shadow of ANY doubt that ISIS already hates us? And as Robert aptly points out we are constantly told that ISIS has nothing to do with Islam (its just part of the name /sarc).
So which is it? Either ISIS has to be identified as an entity of Islam or Tommy walks.
I could be the defending attorney on this and I know nothing of British law (I’m nowhere close to a lawyer either).
Baucent says
Tommy now has some good legal representation due to crowd funding and this case will be won by Tommy’s team. As you rightly point out, we are forever told ISIS members “are not muslims” so him inciting hatred of muslims is illogical. Secondly they say “racial incitement”. The British High Court has already in a precedent case has found that “muslims are not a race”. The whole thing is ongoing persecution of Robinson by the British State and particularly certain Police officials. But he will win this latest battle.
High Hopes says
This story perfectly captures the upside down state of affairs in England right now. The Muslims have been brain washed from the time that first prayer is whispered in their ear as an innocent babe. They have extended the brain washing to the establishment and are trying with the rest of the population. As a Londoner, I no longer listen to Muslims speaking in their native tongue and look on trustingly, as I previously did. The mask has slipped, the hate in their faces is there for all who care to see. They think their time has come, that’s true just not in the way they think. I see an awakening of the European peoples and pray it hasn’t come too late.
UNCLE VLADDI says
SEE?
HATE-CRIME “LAWS” ONLY MAKE IT “ILLEGAL” TO HATE CRIMES!
(AND THE CRIMINALS WHO COMMIT THEM)! WHO WRITES THESE?
OH, RIGHT … CRIMINALS, (OBVIOUSLY)!
jayell says
Do I recall certain well-publicised images of demonstrations in London involving ‘gentlemen’ with beards and dressed in a not-exactly-conventionally-British way, shouting slogans about the United Kingdom that were not exactly polite and holding placards with inscriptions like ‘Death to Democracy’ and ‘England Go To Hell’ or something similar, possible even insulting Her Majesty? Were they arrested, banged up and put on a fizzer? Somehow I think not. Might have upset their feelings. So what the hell do the authorities think they’re playing at with Tommy Robinson???
Lioness says
Yes, but in Britian today it’s ok to carry a flag that says “F*** Britain” and “Support ISIS” because that indicates multiculturalism and tolerance. They are so open minded there.
jayell says
I presume that ‘open minded’ here is code for ‘bent as a £9 note’.
stevo-k says
I have never ever seen Anjem Choudry arrested or fined because of “significant concerns remain regarding his intentions and influences upon others to inflame racial hatred in a country where tensions are already high”. wtf, its as if the UK is already run by wahhabists!
BC says
Idiocy, also his lawyer should have asked the police to explain how one can incite racial hatred against something which is not a race?
shrugger says
Bu-but ISIS has nothing to do with islam.
Bazzam says
I first met Islam in 1965…I had to work with them…They were not radicalised then…
I was a trainee Engineer…as I was a junior I had to go out and buy the food for lunch…
I went out of my way not to supply…them…
I have since that time learnt the Religion of peace…and how we are so fooled…It is the most Hateful book…READ IT…
I have over 40 years experience with this religion of peace…
The West needs to wake up very fast…
Bazzam says
This is Bazzam once more…
I was recruited as a Trainer…I worked most of the Gulf…yes you may say I was two faced… but my agenda was of course money but also to battle this hostile religion…
I was a trainer in Iran… spent 12 hours per shift with my trainees…you get to learn a lot each and every shift… they didn’t want this Islamic bullshit…they were tested each year on Islam to keep their jobs… The people I worked with were the nicest people I have met…most rejected what they were subjected to..
The Mullahs that control Iran, control each and every commodity…each allocated a certain produce… such as grape… which goes to the West for bottling as wine Shiraz…I cannot remember the group of Mullahs… its a certain school that they are part of… This group control Iran. Eventually it will fall
Bazzam says
I fully support T.R…and wish him good luck…
I flew a flag where I currently reside… it was a Celtic Cross…my locals sent the Police…whom arrived armed…they saw the flag and laughed…but some weeks later I had to pull down the flag as they were worried the KKK was coming…some idiots thought it was the Swastika…
So Mr T.R you are not alone…each fights his own battle…my battle has cost me in lost work…never mind its a battle we must be prepared to continue…
Marty says
Tommy Robinson is the brave & authentic voice of the British people whose
patriotism is a given in times of war.
The classes that have been most harmed by islam.
However, when islam declares war on TR & his community, he becomes a
“racist” & is prosecuted under the UK’s vile laws that were originally set up
to suppress the KKK etc & are now used to stop all criticism of islam.
Islam is not a race for a start. It is a poisonous, satanic, ideology that anyone can join.
White sociopaths are as welcome as black or brown.
I don’t associate with TR’s social groupings, but that does not stop me admiring
his bravery & recognising that he just happens to be 100% correct.
Jerry says
No matter what they do to you Tommy know this, the people that value peace and freedom consider you a hero. The authorities have been harassing you simply because you love your country and speak the truth about islam. I wanted to find a good quote that best describes for me what you represent:
Heroes are never perfect, but they’re brave, they’re authentic, they’re courageous, determined, discreet, and they’ve got grit.~Wade Davis
That’s you Robinson, you have the guts, you’re “real,” and you are courageous. You set the good example for all of us, you are someone to look up to. It’s people like you that made England great to begin with. Stay strong, never give up. We love you.
pdxnag says
This can only mean that they would celebrate a fund raiser for ISIS, and Islamic genocide of all non-Muslims.
mach37 says
Logic is dead in the UK. Logic is soon to be dead in the USA.
torino390 says
Ok, so given that only a small percentage of Muslims are ‘radical’, and the vast majority are ‘peaceful’ (we hear this every single day) – can we please have a volunteer for a British born peaceful Muslim man to get a T-shirt printed with ‘Fuck ISIS’ on the front, and walk around the city centre displaying his feelings for a vicious terror organisation. I’m betting this would be reported as a commendable act, not as ‘inciting racial hatred’.
wallace says
torino390, I have a fuck ISIS t-shirt i wear it at every opportunity, i do not to wear it while out with my partner, it would be unfair to put her at any risk. I bought mine from Amazon last year, it’s black , i thought i would get another one in blue, be nicer in the good weather. Nah , Amazon says item out of stock and they don’t know when they will be available. Ah well it’s the black one for me till it falls to bits.
wallace says
The threat to gangrape the daughter of Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage.http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/30/uk-rapper-threatens-gang-rape-nigel-farages-young-daughter/
dumbledoresarmy says
I have a picture in my head. And in that picture I am seeing Westminster Abbey in, oh, about five years time, or perhaps ten, and the frail white-haired Queen (aged 95 or 100, having proven as long-lived as her late mum) of the newly DE-Islamifying England is tapping the shoulder of Tommy Robinson with the ritual sword and saying – in tones of immense satisfaction – “Arise, Sir Knight”. Knighted for service and sacrifice offered – in the most trying of circumstances – to Queen and country. After a long, dark, terrifying journey that began when he charged into a mob of mohammedans in order to haul down the black flag of Jihad that was being insolently flown in an English street.