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Death to the vase! Iran military parade turns awkward as special forces repeatedly fail to break flowerpot

Dec 25, 2016 10:40 am By Robert Spencer

More of the Jews’ vases!

I’ll hold the vase, Charlie Brown, and you come running up and kick it! Behold the invincible might of the Islamic Republic of Iran! If these are Iran’s special forces, Israel has nothing to be concerned about. But maybe in his final days in office, Obama can send the mullahs a few billion for vase-breaking training. Maybe if Trump wants to end Iran’s nuclear program, he could have vases dropped from airplanes in large numbers in the vicinity of the nuclear sites.

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  1. Mac-101 says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 10:47 am

    I wonder if these soldiers will suffer the same fate as Sadam’s soccer team for losing?

    • Lia Wissing says

      Dec 26, 2016 at 2:36 am

      What on earth is that vase made of?

      • TheBuffster says

        Dec 26, 2016 at 5:22 am

        Israelis.

        • Dave says

          Dec 26, 2016 at 11:00 am

          When is the “death to Iran” rally?

        • shosh7154 says

          Dec 26, 2016 at 11:07 am

          hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

        • shosh7154 says

          Dec 26, 2016 at 11:09 am

          THANK YOU TheBuffster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to be laughing remembering your one word response…………….into eternity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Rob says

          Dec 26, 2016 at 4:18 pm

          It’s made of Israeli determination to survive and flourish in a hostile world

        • Senjed says

          Dec 29, 2016 at 5:53 am

          Does anyone know why this U.S. Marine is crying? maybe he has pissed in his pants and need his mother!!!
          http://ahtribune.com/images/US_Crying_Sailor_1f2ca.jpg
          in a real war all of you will do the same after facing Iranian soldiers: SURRENDER & Crying!
          http://www.mashreghnews.ir/files/fa/news_albums/522166/35552/resized/resized_1428035_518.jpg

      • Robert Crawford says

        Dec 26, 2016 at 8:47 am

        The most fragile substance in existence. They’re just that pathetic.

    • gravenimage says

      Dec 26, 2016 at 10:28 pm

      Ouch, Mac–that makes this a lot less funny.

      • Mac-101 says

        Dec 26, 2016 at 11:29 pm

        You KNOW it gonna be ugly, real ugly for dem boys!

  2. somehistory says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 10:56 am

    Rather funny. And *bowing* at the end as though they had accomplished their goal.

    • john spielman says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 11:04 am

      esp when ‘bowing ” is a tradition from SHINTO Japan

      • Achmed says

        Dec 25, 2016 at 12:46 pm

        Actually, their bow seemingly had an Okinawan influence. Highly unlikely Shinto.

    • Shmooviyet says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 11:16 am

      Looks as if they were bowing to the vase.

      Those brownies couldn’t stay on their feet after executing the cool martial-art moves ?

      • Anthony says

        Dec 25, 2016 at 10:50 pm

        well…the vase is the winner, somebody gotta win, right ? ha ha
        if they can break a vase how they will conquer kuffars ? those soldiers are doom.

  3. CrossWare says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 10:57 am

    Yeah they suck! But we should buy some of those vases!
    Also if you want great entertainment I recommend the following:
    Play the Benny Hill music in another tab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
    Increase the speed of this clip to 1.5 x time faster.
    It is perfect!!!

    • sog says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 10:59 pm

      OTOH, Maybe they’re vase salesmen.

  4. Adrian says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 11:03 am

    uh-oh… some Special Forces are about to be “promoted” to a hell-hole

    • john spielman says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 11:06 am

      hey are already there in a hell hole- called Iran

  5. ElderlyZionist says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 11:27 am

    It must be the flowerpot of the Joos and the Freemasons!

    • Martin says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 12:03 pm

      Yes, definitely a Shin Bet flowerpot.

    • Achmed says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 12:47 pm

      TOO funny. Those chews are devious, aren’t they?

    • cs says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 9:20 pm

      Every time they kicked and would not break Illuminati intensified.

  6. Jaladhi says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 11:33 am

    Ha, ha, ha,… this is so funny! Maybe they should start worshipping the vase as its stronger than allah!

    • Jerry says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 11:35 am

      Shhhhh…don’t give them any ideas.

  7. Jerry says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 11:34 am

    Yeah, “special” forces. They must have meant short bus special. One the flip side, at least they make good ceramics. lol.

    • Jerry says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 11:38 am

      ….I’m still laughing! ….hahahah…HAHAHAHAH! oh my aching side! They are so pathetic! My 11 year old niece could have broken those flowerpots! We don’t have to fear them, we should feel sorry for them!

    • gravenimage says

      Dec 26, 2016 at 10:29 pm

      Hilarious, Jerry!

  8. Martin says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 11:54 am

    That’s priceless. An instant classic. You can tell from a mile away that vase is too thick to fracture with a kick. What complete morons. Not to mention that they should have practiced beforehand. I suppose they thought Allah would come to their assistance.

    • Mac-101 says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 12:24 pm

      So perhaps the one who supplied the face is in big DoDo too? LOL!

  9. Diane Harvey says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 11:54 am

    Allah defies Iran, yet again.

    Apparently Allah allows Hollywood to develop Smash Glass Plastics, but not the Muslims.

    https://www.smooth-on.com/product-line/smash/

    What was all that stuff about the Muslims being the best of peoples?

    Stop it, you’re making me laugh so hard I gonna pee.

  10. Angemon says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 12:00 pm

    Must be an Israeli vase ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. Undaunted says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 12:28 pm

    This kind of “show of strength” is laughably absurd whether the vase shatters or not. These Iranian clowns are just that: circus performers. Anyone serious about martial arts knows these practiced moves can be defeated easily by taking the attacker to the ground… and there beating the living shit out of him. Or her.

    Done it lots of times. Works every time it’s tried.

  12. Agustinus Daniel says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    And… they HAVE A DREAM to fight the IDF (Israeli Defense Force). LOL!!!!!

  13. reyol says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    They were late for the parade and grabbed the wrong vase. It was supposed to be the pre-broken vase.

  14. Gen Jones says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    I don’t know what’s funnier, the video or your sly comments on Charlie Brown and his failure at football. Glad you’re keeping your sense of humor, Robert. Thanks for all your work.

    • gravenimage says

      Dec 26, 2016 at 10:32 pm

      Yes–I’m always impressed at how Robert Spencer can keep his sense of humor in the face of all this ugliness. Very impressive.

  15. Judi says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    I wonder what fate awaits that vase. Shot at dawn perhaps or maybe hung from the base.

    • gravenimage says

      Dec 26, 2016 at 10:37 pm

      Ha ha

  16. Islam the religion of killers says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    ANd everyone is worried about them making a nuclear bomb ????

    This video needs to be plastered on the MSM …

    The retoric was probably ” that vase shouldn’t give us any more cheek, we showed it who’s boss “

  17. Baucent says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    Clearly a Zionist Pot.. I mean Plot!

    • David314 says

      Dec 25, 2016 at 10:54 pm

      Hillarious!

    • gravenimage says

      Dec 26, 2016 at 10:37 pm

      ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. David314 says

    Dec 25, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    ” Pride goeth before the fall. “

  19. RichardL says

    Dec 26, 2016 at 1:26 am

    on a multinational SF exercise two Mohammedan brigadier generals handed out the lunch boxes to the Mohammedan troops. When I asked whether I could try their food, they said they would have to ask a higher-ranking officer for permission. On the same exercise, the Globemasters missed the drop zone because the Mohammedan “SF” started crying for mummy and allah when the door opened and the first guy sat down in the open door and wouldn’t jump… The American jump master kicked him out eventually.

    I could go on, but I suppose you get my point: Mohammedans are the worst soldiers in the world.Turkish soldiers being the exception.

  20. f c king says

    Dec 26, 2016 at 3:38 am

    They should try the head-butt technique.

  21. Jack Holan says

    Dec 26, 2016 at 4:51 am

    Remember one thing Iranian Guard “Commandos”: Vases don’t hit back but Israeli Sayaret Makal do pack a punch.

  22. Arminius says

    Dec 26, 2016 at 6:53 am

    Death to the vase manufacturers.

  23. DVult says

    Dec 26, 2016 at 10:52 am

    When dealing with vases the best policy is to speak softly and carry a large sledgehammer.

  24. OB says

    Dec 26, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    If those idiots rehersed the tactic beforehand instead of drinking tea and stoning local women, they would have realized that the kicking boot toe needed a fixed solid metal piece attached where the boot makes contact with the vase. If someone is holding the vase loosely, there’s no brissance or concentrated power to crack it. This is an example of why US Marines “sweat in peace” and reherse the hell out of all things they do that are operational.

  25. gravenimage says

    Dec 26, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Death to the vase! Iran military parade turns awkward as special forces repeatedly fail to break flowerpot
    ……………………….

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! If only it was shoddy Iranian workmanship, it would have worked fine…

  26. joel says

    Dec 27, 2016 at 4:05 am

    Am in the only one who was wondering why Iran didnt send warplanes to Syria?Didnt Iran sayed they had new Top Fighterjets?

    No the unbelivers from Russia must help and not the Master of Syria,Iran!Why?Because the Master Iran has nothing!

  27. AuthorLee says

    Dec 27, 2016 at 9:48 am

    Made in Israel.

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