At a certain point, Austria, and all of Europe of North America, is going to have to stand up and defend the principle of the freedom of speech as the indispensable prerequisite of a free society, or lose it altogether. Right now, the latter looks much more likely.
By the way, what do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty.
“Majority of Muslim Asylum Seekers In Austria Want Jokes About Islam Banned,” by Chris Tomlinson, Breitbart, August 12, 2017 (thanks to The Religion of Peace):
A new survey of Muslim migrants in Austria by the Danube University of Krems shows a distinct difference between typical Austrian values and those of incomers from places like Somalia and Chechnya, who hold far more religious views on society.
The study, released earlier this week, shows a vast difference in the attitudes of Muslim asylum seekers from mainstream opinion in the more secular Austrian society. The researchers interviewed 1,129 Muslims originally from Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Somalia and Chechnya, with 60 per cent believing jokes about Islam should be banned and a quarter saying Islam should influence Austrian law, Kronen Zeitung reports.
The interviewees’ attitudes also differed depending on their country of origin. 70 per cent of Somalians approved of banning jokes about Islam, followed by Afghanis and Chechens. Iranians tended to be less puritanical, with only 14 per cent agreeing that jokes should be banned.
Somalians were also the most likely to answer affirmatively to the question of whether or not they would die for Islam, with almost a third saying they would. Chechens and Somalians also overwhelmingly agreed that Islam should play more of a role in Austrian society, with as many as 72 per cent of Somalians desiring more Islam in Austrian culture.
The issue of the Muslim headscarf has been debated recently by Austrian politicians including Foreign Minister and Austrian People’s Party (ÖVP) leader Sebastian Kurz, who was behind the legislation that banned full face veils this year.
Another problem that has drastically risen over the course of the migrant crisis is the number of anti-Semitic incidents that have occurred in countries like Austria, Germany and France, which some attribute to growing Muslim populations.
On some Berlin school playgrounds the phrase “You Jew!” has become a common insult and there was one case of a Jewish pupil being forced to leave a school due to harassment and physical violence from Muslim pupils.
The survey showed 62 per cent of the Syrians, 55 per cent of the Afghans and 47 per cent of Somalians agreed with the statement “Jews have too much power in the world”. Hostile sentiment against Israel was also widespread, with nearly half saying the country was an enemy of all Muslims….
Adrian says
What do you call a second time offender in Islam?
Eileen
James says
“Look – no hands” ?
PRCS says
Heh!
Abe says
Why did the muslim cross the road?
To get to the playground where all the little girls are.
Abe says
A good muslim.
Pet Charles says
When I first started reading about the hoards of Islamic migrants being brought to the West I figured that it would soon end, and that immigration laws would apply. Then I kept reading that not only were Islamic migrants coming, but that host countries were changing their laws and way of life to accommodate migrants. That has never happened before in human history. Usually, migrants are given a take-it-or-leave-it offer. Either you stay where you are and deal with your issues or come here and abide by our laws and way of life. It is obvious that something sinister and coordinated is going on because even countries lie the US that likes to tout separation between church and state, and in which almost any symbol of Christian religion has been removed from public sphere, are all of a sudden accommodating Islam even though it is only 1% of the US population. The notion that some how Qatar and Saudi Arabia is behind it all is a canard. The Gross National Product of Saudi Arabia is equal to that of the State of New Jersey with 9-million people. The West and the US in particular can destroy the Middle East economy at any time by flooding the world with oil! I believe that there is some sinister plan to use Islam as a scare mongering tactic to replace the Cold War and Communism. So the West wants to manufacture civil war and conflict for some ulterior purpose.
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
At least they change their laws to let in the Hijrah migrants. Here in America we simply don’t enforce our immigration laws to let in hoards of illegal aliens.
Laura says
Sorry guys, but it’s HORDES not ‘hoards.’
Robeaver says
Utter nonsense.
gravenimage says
Pet Charles wrote:
I believe that there is some sinister plan to use Islam as a scare mongering tactic to replace the Cold War and Communism. So the West wants to manufacture civil war and conflict for some ulterior purpose.
………………………
How many times have we heard this claptrap? That there is no danger in Communism or Islam, but it is all ginned up by the bad old West in order to make the third world and Muslims look bad, and to give Westerners a fake enemy?
You might be happy living under Communism or Islam; count me out.
Why don’t you ask Yezidi sex slaves how copacetic it is to live under Islam?
vyx says
The Let is using Islam to destroy the Christian aspects of Western nation. Many Western European nations are already post Christian, so it’s not that difficult. Conversely, Eastern Europe and the US are still more Christian, so it’s more difficult here.
Many Christians are unaware of this plan, and simply think they are “doing good” by supporting refugees.
But is it “doing good” when you allow someone who will murder your family to live in your house?
Also.. .when you bring in violent people, the tax paying citizens demand you protect them. In fact, they will BEG you to subject them to a totalitarian rule, just to be safe.
And yes, it is insane to demand those who let the invaders in protect you from those very invaders.
Mindy Robinson says
You are wrong, accomdating the evil of islam has happened before. It’s all history. There are only 2 outcomes when host nations allowed the evil of islam in, either the host nation capitulates to islam or they drive islam out. How do you think the evil of islam spread? By sword they stole the middle east, slaughtering Christians and Jews if they would not bow to the evil of islam. They invaded western nations by pretending to be a “religion of peace” , using the nations own laws to slowly dominate the nation. Once their numbers were great enough they use military force. The sole purpose of the Crusades was to drive the muslims out of the civilized world, they almost took Spain.
gravenimage says
Austria: 60% of Muslim migrants want jokes about Islam to be banned
………………………….
In other words, they don’t want any criticism of Islam. Austria and all of Europe should be alarmed.
Alarmed Pig Farmer says
The original Ayatollah K said that there is no fun in Islam. All these guys are saying is that includes jokes. I’m sure that most of the Sunnis who’ve moved to Austria to go on welfare agree with what Ayatollah K said.
brane pilot says
One of the most depressing college courses I ever took in my life was the post-Middle Age history of Europe.
It is a saga of centuries of near endless war.
Europe is a continent obsessed with self destruction and ritualized murder of its young men.
It has been over 70 years since the last major conflict in Europe.
That is unprecedented. They are way, WAY overdue for another one.
But first, the stage for a bloody civil war must be set. That is in progress.
It is called reversion to the Mean.
Wellington says
“Europe is a continent obsessed with self destruction and ritualized murder of its young men.”
So has been Asia, Africa, North and South America (both before and after Columbus) and Australia (both before Cook and after). Europe is in no way unique here. The ray of hope that exists in this sorry earthly tale is democracy. I mean real democracy which would include true freedom backed up by a decent legal system and a proper moral order. No two full democracies have gone to war with one another over the past hundred years (the Second Reich and Austria- Hungary were only semi-democratic). Everywhere there has been war over the last century at least one of the two sides has not been a full democracy. Democracies have a way of working out their problems and differences without resorting to war. It’s still no guarantee that war will not occur but it’s the best shot mankind has at peace. Trouble is the Islamic world, China, Russia, so much of South America, so much of Africa, etc. is nowhere near full democracy and perhaps never will be. Herein lies the real problem.
epistemology says
You’re right democracy is a key issue, but there is another one that’s civilization. You’re totally right about democracies working out their ways and solving conflicts peacefully. But civilized countries such as China a civilization much older than ours can become democratic one day and as long as they aren’t, discussions are possible and appreciated as long as we respect each other.
With Islam respect is totally impossible as Islam and democracy are mutually exclusive and although this is a political issue I’m talking here in strict mathematical terms. Islam lacks any kind of civilization. People who think that a pedophile who raped a nine-year-old girl and a serial killer who killed about 800 Jews out of mere anti-Semitism is the best of human beings are simply out of the range of civilization and can only become civilized when they leave their abhorrent ideology. No other way. I mentioned only two of the self-appointed prophet’s crimes.
Don’t forget nobody else wants to convert us, but the Muslims have the intention to convert, to kill or to dominate the others as dhimmis. Absolutely unacceptable.
I’ve been to a party where I was the only non-Chinese and felt great and I’ve got a lot of African friends but none of them is Islamic and I avoid contact with Muslims. Obviously the fight has to go on.
Take good care my friend and all the best to you and yours.
Daniel Triplett says
Yes, this is why we must force the criminalization of Islam Worldwide. We must extinguish Islam as we did Nazism. Although there may still be isolated neo-Nazi factions around the World, we made Nazism impotent and powerless.
This is a zero sum conflict. Their rules, not ours. The World will either be 100% Islamic, or 0% Islamic. We must push back on the 1400 year Islamic Manifest Destiny. History has placed the responsibility to win and end this conflict squarely upon our shoulders. Now.
Wellington says
Hello, my friend. I agree that Islam is the bottom of the barrel, no doubt about it, but I also see traditional authoritarianism, as evidenced by China and Russia to this day, as an enemy of democracy and liberty. Ditto for almost all of Latin America which never seems to learn. And Africa does not hold out much hope either in this regard. Actually, the only civilization to really develop democracy and true freedom is Western Civilization. To the extent that it exists elsewhere, (e.g., Japan) it is just a Western import that works more or less. Compounding this rather dismal situation is that old fashion liberalism has morphed into modern liberalism, leftism if you prefer, and it too is an enemy of freedom and true democracy.
But I completely agree with you that folks like the Chinese, many Africans, Latin Americans, et al. are ordinarily just fine on a daily basis and true friendship can exist with such people. With Muslims forget it. They are either confused about their own ideology and fooling themselves or they are actively deceitful (usually the latter). Rather as Nazis were.
Hope you are doing well, epistemology, there across the pond where increasingly Eastern Europe looks more and more as the possible savior of Western Europe. Talk about role reversal. Well, time will tell. Take care, my friend.
Daniel Triplett says
@Wellington
Hello my Friend
I agree with your assessment of democracy and liberty in the World. America is alone. Imagine how the World look now, and in the future, without America.
We’re at the zenith of our global power and influence. As every great civilization has learned; Greece, Rome, Great Britain, Spain, etc., dominance doesn’t last forever.
So, the question becomes, “What will we do with our time in the sun?”
We continue to piss it away.
We must take the lead. Regardless of what anyone thinks of Russia and China, I can’t envision a scenario where we defeat Islam without a US-Israeli-UK-French-Indian-Sino-Russo Alliance. Even removing UK and France from the equation, I believe Russia and China are indispensable to victory.
Stay strong Brother.
JOHN L SCHARF says
Marxism, as are all forms of collectivism, are the antithesis of democracy. No government without referendums to put the individual in power have the consent of the governed. Socialism makes the state supreme or prime over the individual.
gravenimage says
brane pilot, did you somehow miss the Renaissance, the Enlightenment, the rise of democracy, and the explosion of art, letters, and science? The idea that the West has had nothing to offer the world save violent conflict is quite mistaken.
And did you also happen to miss the savage violence of Islam–far worse than anything the West has been responsible for?
JOHN L SCHARF says
Democracy never had a rise above oligarchy.
JawsV says
Islam is a joke!!!
Keith W. Jordan says
How can it be a joke? Islam is not funny!
Linde Barrera says
How could any teacher in any school NOT stick up for any student who is being bullied and harassed by another student? I have to wonder about some teachers and administrators in certain schools, as to their personal character as well as belief in, and adherence to, the first doctrine of teaching “DO NO HARM TO ANY STUDENT, whether emotional, physical or mental.” This goes for the entire school population.
andra says
In German schools you find only few teachers and even less directors who would stand up against Muslim terror.
If parents don´t want to see their children visit a mosque they get fined.
The teachers union explains teachers how to intervene when a Student is supposed to be deported back home.
The German schools indoctrinate children to submission to Islam. They do not sell pork in the cantenes, they do not write class tests during Ramadan – but they do sell meat on Fridays and wirte class Tests during Lent.
stan lee says
As far as I’m concerned, this Muslim matter has been initiated by myopic EU officialdom which was stupid and confused concerning importation of unskilled labor believing these untrained beings could be the answer to cheap labor in order to build EU economy. Those who contributed to the EU “open door” policy have instead opened an invasion of people with their own motivations as dictated by Islam, and that is the long sought after conquest of Europe and its peoples which Islam believes it owes itself in its quest to address what they believe non-Islam “owes” to Islam, plus establishment of a World Islamic Caliphate.
The only Euro nations that have been intelligent enough to preserve their societies, while refusing EU-Brussels insistence upon admitting their EU-required share of Muslims are the central European nations of Poland, Czech Republic, and Hungary. The leaders of these nations are to be commended for putting the interests of their societies first, instead of compromising their societies such as Germany, Sweden, and France have done, to name a few of the main nations which have deserted reality in favor of selling out their own native-born populations who identify as “nationals” to those nations.
To be specific, most of the EU member nations allowed themselves to be steered,by Brussels, into the insane mess the EU has made for Europe. Also, whether Russia decided to avoid the EU membership entirely, I do not know. But, Russia emerges from all of this inviolate to any directives from the EU by not ever having considered participation in EU membership. Russia respects its own sovereignty and makes no apologies for placing its priorities above all else. It is not basking in a great economy, but whatever exists in Russia is for Russia’s interests. Its history has been instructive concerning Islam’s motivations, and the participating EU members are learning only by bitter experience because they, as a union, rejected good sense and history.
Walter Sieruk says
Joke number 1- Q, In the “mullahs regime” of Iran what is the hardest career for a person to have ? A, A dentist.. This is because with the mullahs of Iran having so much power everyone is afraid to open their mouth.
Joke number 2- One day a man walked into an Iranian government department and asked a government worker for a visa and passport so the he could travel to the United States to live. The Iranian government worker asked ” Don’t you like our Islamic republic ? ” The man answered “I like the Islamic Republic of Iran , I have no complaints .” Then the Iranian government worker asked ” Could it be that you don’t like our mullahs ? Is that it, don’t you like our mullahs ? The man answered ” I like our mullahs ,I have no complaints ” After those two questions the Iranian government office worker asked “Could it actually be that you don’t actually like Islam ? Is it that is ? Don’t you like our religion ? Don’t you like Islam ? ” To that question the man answered “No I like Islam I have no complaints.”
So the Iranian government worker asked “Then why do you want go to the United States of America to live ?” So then the man replied “Because in America you can have complaints.”
PRCS says
From the article’s comments section:
“Why did the Muslim go to JC Penny? He heard that they had boys pants half off.”
gravenimage says
Oh, my God–that is grimly hilarious!
alex smythe says
I’ve heard a version of that one with Michael Jackson (I think that MJ may have converted to Islam before he died, but he had been raised as a Jehovah’s Witness of course).
Q. Have you heard of the Osama bin Laden cocktail?
A. It’s 2 shots with a splash of water.
Q. What did the Iranian government say to Salam Rushdie?
A. Ay-a-toll-ah you not to write that book!
Q. What is the major event at an ISIS sports tournament?
A. The 100-yard Daesh.
PRCS says
Good stuff.
manat bint allaha says
lmfao, spilled my coffee laughing..
Dan says
Well they can blow me–
No wait!
Bad choice of words
somehistory says
Nothing funny about this evil beast. But of course, there must not be any critique, even in the form of humor.
“That joke just kills me” will become literal if moslums have their way.
WorkingClassPost says
Mohamed walks into a bar and says:-
“I’ll kill anyone who disrespects or makes fun of me, or islam”.
A little voice calls out from behind,
“You are a chubby fool, a liar and a thief. You are also a coward who sends others to die for your fantasies, and you’re also shit in bed”.
Mo turns around, glaring menacingly, then softens slightly, saying:
“I thought you said you would stay home tonight, Aisha”.
Papa Whiskey says
A nerd goes into a sex shop and tells the clerk, “I’d like a sex doll, please. One of those bouncy inflatable ones.”
The clerk says, “You’ve come to the right place, sir. We have a great selection! Do you want a male one or a female?”
“Oh, I’d like a female.”
“A black one or a white one?”
“A black one, please.”
“Christian or Muslim?”
The nerd does a double-take. “Christian or Muslim? What’s the difference? They’re all inflatable, aren’t they?”
“Yes, but the Muslim ones blow themselves up!”
Aloha Akbar says
Haha. I laughed my head off…. oh wait..
WorkingClassPost says
What do you call an Iranian without a criminal record?
A Zoroastrian.
Emilie Green says
Jeff Foxworthy,
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim
You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes..You may be a Muslim
You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim
You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim
You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim
You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it. You may be a Muslim
gravenimage says
🙂
Zé says
First they came for the jokes. I didn’t object, I don’t usually tell jokes…
gravenimage says
+1
Jayell says
So people routinely make jokes about religion in Austria, as no doubt they’ve done for centuries, and these Muslims don’t like it. Oh dear. Never mind. As the old saying has it, if it’s too hot in the kitchen, go and find another room. Perhaps in the proverbial house that you originally came from.
Benedict says
Muhammad has pulled the legs of countless millions and turned them into puppets and parrots in the process. That’s so sinister a joke that the truth of it must be suppressed by all means.
ItsReallyQuiteClear says
If the US is the Great Satan, what do you call Islam? C’mon, you all know this one…
The GREATEST Satan!
ItsReallyQuiteClear says
I think I have a solution for this issue. If a Muslim reads these comments and repeats that jokes about Islam should be banned, just say “That’s not a joke.”
Bonus: you won’t even have to practice an infidel version of taqiyya, because most of these are true!
762x51FMJ says
To tolerate Islam is to submit to it.
The real “Five Pillars of Islam” are actually quite fragile.
because they are similar to the sword of Damocles
Five swords each suspended by a single strand of a woman’s hair.
#1 Close all Madrassa. our children go to cub and girl scouts and learn to hunt and fish. Children in Gaza sit in dungeons stabbing Jewish dolls. It is child abuse and must be eradicated from the physical location of all Western civilization.
#2 Close all Mosques. Mosques purpose is to reinforce the fear into every attendee. Welcome to our Mosque .We know where your family lives now and the penalty for apostasy is now death for all of you..
#3 Islamic clothing represents oppression of women, we in America all see this. It is an insult to my Kuffar eyes to see a human being represented this way. It reminds me to be depressed everyday to see people so easily submit their own freedom to a 6th Century death cult.
#4 Support secular leaders in the Middle East. Gadaffi, Mubarek and Bashar Assad are/ were not the nicest people on the planet but power in the Middle East was balanced before Obama began the Arab Spring that resulted in a genocide of Christians and a refugee crisis that has reached biblical proportions. Support Secularism..
#5 Teach your children well. History is a tool that reinforces a persons core beliefs, Those who wish to distort or erase history do so deliberately to doom us all to repeat it.
The core belief in freedom is to fight for the freedom of all humanity.
Whereas the core belief of Islam is submission to slavery for Allah.
WorkingClassPost says
Two suicide bombers are walking towards their target, when first one gets the jitters he asks the other,
“Do you think that we’re really going to get virgins and boys and slaves for doing this?”
The second says “Not a chance”
The first is shocked, “Then why are you doing it, why are you going to kill yourself?”
Anything’s better than being a f&*#ing muslim” Comes the swift reply.
WorkingClassPost says
How many muslim migrants does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just wait for a liberal to do it for them.
Ren says
60% of Muslim migrants want jokes about Islam to be banned.
90% of non-Muslim want jokes about Islam to be spreaded out.
Flavius Claudius Iulianus says
“Majority of Muslim Asylum Seekers In Austria Want Jokes About Islam Banned,”
It didn’t take them long, did it?
gravenimage says
Thanks to all the commenters above who posted jokes.
Here’s some Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBvfiCdk-jc
Flavius Claudius Iulianus says
I wonder how big Dunham’s security detail is?
gravenimage says
He is definitely a brave guy.
Flavius Claudius Iulianus says
I think he actually doesn’t realize the threat to himself and his family. Fortunately, he’s made some money so he can pay for security when the FBI come to his home and tell him he’s at risk. Unfortunately, Molly Noriris didn’t have the money and had to go underground.
ItsReallyQuiteClear says
Why are Muslim men afraid to go to the doctor?
They don’t want to get an apostate exam.
PRCS says
+1 at least.
St. Manuel II Palaiologos says
And I want Islam to be banned and these people need to be put to the guillotine.
David M says
Three Muslims were walking down the street; a rapist, a murderer & a terrorist. That was the first one.
John A. Marre says
There is nothing funny about Muslims, but making jokes about their below-human practices ridicules them. They deserve the ridicule.
andra says
Hostile sentiment against Israel was also widespread, with nearly half saying the country was an enemy of all Muslims….
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The problem is that the European jews declare that the Muslims are the new jews in Europe. The jewish organisations despise counter-jihad and call those who fight against the Islamisation of Europe racists and nazi.
Linde Barrera says
Hi Andra, what you write sounds like it is from “The Twilight Zone”, not that I doubt it. What could be the reason for Jewish organizations not protesting counter-jihad since Jews know first hand about persecution and manipulation? Please explain this wretched thinking. Thank you.
ItsReallyQuiteClear says
Hi Linde,
I’m not Andra, but here’s an article that might shed some light, and provide some references, for what Andra mentioned (though this article refers to a US-based group):
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2017/06/hugh-fitzgerald-rabbis-stand-up-for-their-hoosier-sisters-and-brothers-who-are-muslim-part-two
You can readily Google the information provided at the above link and find numerous third-party references to this story.
Linde Barrera says
To ItsReallyQuiteClear- Thank you for that link. I think one can always learn something new about Islam and its grim effects on the entire world. ?
andra says
Hi Linde, I can not really explain to you why the Jewish organisations act this way, especially as they must know that nearly all Jews have been driven out of Malmö by the muslim Invasion and most French and German Jews are at least planning on leaving their home. I can only guess that the Jewish leaders are as left as all other European leaders in politics churches and of NGOs.
But I think you must differ between the leaders and the others. I guess “normal” people realize the antisemism of the “refugees”.
Linde Barrera says
To Andra- Thank you. I hope the populace of Germany does not vote in Merkel on Sept. 24. Maybe with a Lefty-Libtard like her gone, Germans can regain their sense of balance. We should all pray for that.
isntlam says
Only 60%?
Sailbad says
Two muslim women met on the street.
“How is your son, little Mohammed?” asked the first.
“Oh, he martyred some time ago.” was the reply.
“But your other son, Achmed? How is he?”
“Martyred as well, last month.”
“And the youngest, little Ali? How is he?”
“Also martyred recently.”
The women both *sighed*
“Children. How soon they blow up!”
Jack Hola says
I could probably write a volume on this article but won’t so as to spared you the histrionics & social dimensions. Baby Sister Austria following in the the foot steps of of Big Sister Germay. Has never yielded positive results foor Austria, in fact the contrary. There was the welcoming of your long lost kindered souls from Germany into Vienna with no less than Adolph Hitler leading the motorcade. This was the day your Free Speech Rights died guring the 1930s and early 1940s. Then along came Joe Stalin and yo still ddn’t enjoy your Liberty to Freedom of Speech and Expression. Then with the break up of the breakup of the Soviet Union, clean Fresh Air returned to Austria.
Now, after appreciating finding your own words and thoughts in Pubkic Discourse along comes Ex-Stasi Ifficer,Presenday Chancellor of Germanr. After hearing hearing the call from IS to Muslims to go Europe and as. Mohamed did in Medinah through Hijrah IS ordered Musliims to do today in Europe. So, with this back drop Frau Merkel and Pope Francis invited the highly Islamist, non-tolerant, violent, mostly male aged 20-40, Single, Migrant, “Syrian Refugee” Group to seek asylum in Europe. In the minds of the EU members and Frau Merkel they represent replacement labor for the negative population growth of Europe and Cheap Labor at that for sure. The problem is Europe sees One Vision and the.Muslims See a totally different vision n. The Muslim Vision has always been through out history not just now the export of Islam & Conversion of local populations to Islam. Why are Qatar and Saudi Arabia being so generous with billions of Euros to build Mosques all over Europe far exceeding the current demand? Soon Europe will realize correctly that despite best efforts of their countries to censor out what’s going on with the migrants, Citizens will begin protest demonstrations to oust current regime for what they’ve done
WorkingClassPost says
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Allah
Allah who?
That’s right, Allah who akbah
WorkingClassPost says
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Moderate.
Moderate who?
Moderate muslim.
I didn’t think you guys existed.
Just open the door and I’ll show you how moderate I am.
Infidel Task Force says
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Dr. Bukk says
An MP approaches a group of Libyan bedouins and inquires of each one, “are you a deserter from the US Army?”. Each denies it.
The MP points to one guy and says “you are under arrest!”
“How did you know it was me?”
“You swatted a fly from your face.”
Matthieu Baudin says
Jokes aside, the truth is they don’t want any discussion of Islam, especially by non-Muslims, they want only compliance.
tim gallagher says
Khomeini’s comment about “no fun” in Islam is spot on. Of course there’s also no arts, no music, etc. No Humanity at all that I can see. Islam is all about bullying, threats of violence, etc. Unless the humour aimed at Islaam is of the ferocious satirical type like Jonathan Swift and writers like that used to produce in order to completely ridicule what they were taking aim at, then I guess I won’t be laughing. I find the progress Islam seems to be making, and the way that Muslims are being allowed into non-Muslim, civilised countries, immensely sad. I get bloody angry about it and then try to think of ways to prevent it happening. But this Muslim push to ban jokes about Islam by large numbers of Muslims in Austria is just typical repressive, barbaric garbage that Islam brings to whatever country is stupid enough to let Muslims in. Keeping Islam out is the only answer.. Islam brings nothing good, that’s for sure.
JOHN L SCHARF says
60% of Mohammedans should be banned. Europe is being Merkelled. The other 40%,secretly, are trying to escape this intolerant death cult.
gravenimage says
I doubt that 40% of Muslims are trying to flee Islam, John. I wish they were.
JOHN L SCHARF says
I do not doubt it. It is not human nature to be a Mohammedan. It certainly is not human nature for women to suppressed and oppressed to the point of murder, not to mention all the others who are daily enslaved and terrorized by the “faithful.”
gravenimage says
John, I applaud apostates from Islam.
But I think it is *very* dangerous welcoming invading Muslims into the West in the belief that most of them are fleeing Islam. This idea has *not* been borne out, I’m afraid.
JOHN L SCHARF says
I did not say I had a way to identify or select the 40%. I carefully avoided that.
I was a correctional officer. 88% of inmates who left returned.
I used to escort inmates out for release. I would say:
“Good luck and don’t come back. We don’t need your business.”
Some said,”You won’t catch me coming back.” They came back.
I started saying,”Put something on that. If you come back you have to volunteer to clean toilets at my will – anytime.” The ones who agreed did not come back
Again, there is no magic bullet to predicting human behavior in individuals, but percentages in groups is another kind of issue.
Jacqueleen says
100% of Americans want Muslims evicted to the Middle East and to take their rants to kill and rape Americans and their Sharia Law with them….Islam deserves the criticisms because this is not a religion but a demonic cult…Allah is Satan and Muslims are Satan’s followers. God would never treat another human in the barbaric ways that the Koran preaches….God is life and goodness. Satan is death. murder, lies, lust and destruction, etc… Muslims wake up before you find yourselves NOT IN HEAVEN WITH 77 VIRGINS BUT IN HELL WITH THOUSANDS OF DEMONS UNDER SATAN’S COMMAND THAT WILL TREAT YOU THE WAY YOU ARE TREATING GOD’S CREATION, OTHER HUMANS ON THIS EARTH.
gravenimage says
Unfortunately, there are still many Americans who are in denial about the threat of Jihad.