This special edition of The Glazov Gang presents: Linda Sarsour Appears on the Glazov Gang!
In a bit of a strange twist, our show is joined by Robert Spencer, the Director of JihadWatch.org, who demonstrates, with chilling mystery and nail-biting suspense, that if Linda Sarsour can claim to be black, then Robert Spencer can claim to be Linda Sarsour.
It’s an on-the-edge-of-your-seat thriller. Don’t miss it!
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Peacemaker says
Now everybody can be Linda Sarsour !
Terry Gain says
No thanks. I would rather be Robert Chuchill Spencer.
gravenimage says
🙂
trisha says
Even better. Palestinians are genetically not even 100% Arabs. They are genetically closest to the Jewish /Semitic peoples people because they are the descendants of Jews who lived in the area 1400 years ago. Their ancestors are the result of people forced to convert and intermarry with invading Arab Muslims.
No wonder the surrounding Arab countries were in no hurry to accept them.
How about the Muslim Caliphs of Al Andalusia (modern day Spain)? Turns out some of them had red hair and blue eyes because they were the favored offspring of captured European women or bartered European princesses. Have a look at the Syrian mobs invading Europe a year or two back: many are visibly descended from captured non-Arabs or forcibly converted minorities. Why do so many Afghanis have green eyes?
Just for fun, let’s get someone do an ancestry.com DNA analysis of the lovely Linda Sarsour. Maybe that might shut her up. Don’t hold your breath, though.
Japetto Donatelli says
Yeah, everything you said suits the insanity of the current age, Robert. Good is evil, bad is good, and everything we were taught was worth loving and protecting is getting shamed out of existence. I looked up some Alice in Wonderland quotes for Linda that I’m sure she’ll appreciate:
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
“Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.”
“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.”
“I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?”
“If you don’t know where you are going any road can take you there”
“I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.”
“Who am I then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I’ll come up: if not, I’ll stay down here till I’m somebody else”
“Off with their heads!”
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Her momma always told her, “you can be whatever you want to be in life, dear.” lol, except a free woman in a sharia-free democracy.
Keys says
“Off with their heads!”
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“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”
Sarsour is an egghead, witch wants Islam to be the master – that’s all.”
Japetto Donatelli says
Excellent, you summed it up perfectly! lol
mortimer says
The ABSURDITIES of Sarsour are too much to bear. She has completely lost her grasp of reality if she thinks she is a Sharia-feminist, a US-born Palestinian, and a white-by-birth convert to BLACKDOM.
The old saying: “The clothes make the man… er … woman … er … black woman.”
Whatever.
St. Manuel II Palaiologos says
lol Who would want to be Linda Sarsour?
manat bint allaha says
michael jackson?
don vito says
Does miss ,Linda claim to be a teenager, fifteen, maybe a refugee. an orphan?
mariam rove says
It all depends what day of the week it is. M
Tjhawk says
Je Suis Linda
Je Suis Black
manat bint allaha says
linda sarsour is like darth vader: she started out as a white person only to end up as a black one.
WorkingClassPost says
I just hope that Robert’s transformation isn’t permanent.
Dave says
I recall the movie “The Commitments”, a film about an Irish soul band. They drew their inspiration from American soul singers like Wilson Picket. As the bands music became more soulful they became more soulful. Seeing themselves as the blacks or Europe they finally proclaimed in thick Irish accents, “I am Black and I am proud”.
Robert_k says
Thomas Kiernan in his biography of Yasir Arafat “Arafat, The Man and the Myth”, says that Arabs have a different sense of truth than most Westerners, “It doesn’t matter whether something is true or not. I one believes in it, then it is true”.
James says
Thought-provoking. But how, if that is so, do they distinguish between reality and fiction ?
gravenimage says
Muslims *don’t* distinguish between reality and fiction.
Georg says
Never did I think I’d say this, but… thank you, Linda Sarsour. What you have said is incisive, informative, and humorous.
In all seriousness, stupidity’s being funny has to be some kind of respite the universe/God has afforded those of us afflicted with sense.
As a Tyrannosaurus rex, I found this vlog to be an excellent bit that will age very nicely. In case anyone would like to see some more unintentional liberal stand-up comedy, voilà:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD9-_NRU29g
Rik says
LMFAO!!! “Just ask other countries that’s all I’m gonna say.” WHAT A RETARD ?
James says
OTOH: if LS wishes to exercise her freedom by wearing the hijab, surely she has the moral and physical liberty to do so, w/o being prevented from doing so ? By the same argument, she can wear a kilt if she wishes, even though the kilt is male attire and she is neither Irish nor Scottish.
The fact that object X has associations Y and Z in culture A, does not mean that it cannot be used in culture B, without those associations. The argument that the hijab is associated with the oppression of women in Islam, need not make it unusable in a non-Islamic culture in which head-scarves have no such associations. FWIW, head-scarves used to be common female headwear in the UK, and had no such associations.
Neither is the veil a purely Islamic garment – a hijab doubles as both headscarf & veil, and is essentially a piece of fabric. The associations it has are not essential to it, but arise from its social function in Islam as a society. There is no reason why, in a very different society, it should have those associations. There is no reason why, with the passage of time, it should not lose them, as other garments of non-Western origin have lost their associations. Trousers, the garb of the barbarians, were regarded by the Romans as unmanly – but who thinks of that now ?
Georg says
Are you suggesting Sarsour’s headscarf is not Islamic?
gravenimage says
Your implication that Western women should wear the headscarf because it would lack all Islamic reference is *very* questionable–especially when Muslims are trying to spread the veil.
Would you also suggest that non-Fascists start wearing the Swastika, claiming it would have no connotations regarding Nazis and the Holocaust?
mohamonator says
A cheek swab would settle this conclusively. But of course, DNA was discovered by Western kuffaar imperialists and wasn’t known in the 7th century, so there is absolutely no chance of that happening.
Max Publius says
Boring and bigoted Sarsour only wears the hijab to attract attention and stand out, because it’s still relatively rare in the USA. That’s the exact opposite of why Muslim men force their (multiple) wives into hijabs. Sarsour is an attention junkie and would hate the hijab if every woman were wearing one.
Rik says
Sarsour shouldn’t wear a hijab because hair would hide her masculine features and enormous conk.
Rena says
Satan, the god of this world who is also called Allah, hates everyone. He especially hates women because it was through a jewish woman named Miriam, that the Lord Jesus Christ came into the world and defeated Satan and all his works by dying on the cross and rising from the dead. Don’t allow yourself to be brought into bondage to Satan and the religion of Islam or any other false religion. Shalom in Yeshua HaMashiach,the only True and Living God, the soon-coming King of Kings and Lord of Lords, the Only Savior of the world.
Rik says
I’ve always said Islam is the closest religion (and I use the term “religion” loosely) to mass devil worship.
There is really no religion as evil and abhorrent. Never has been.
gravenimage says
True, Rik.
Rik says
Robert, you reminded of a conversation a I had with a friend about why Hollywood is made up of mostly libtards with a few exceptions. During which a conclusion was reached that if this wasn’t the case, movies would be too boring because they would all be true or realistic.
Crazy people, AKA the left, make the most abstract and entertaining movies (the proof is in the pudding).
Rik says
Anyway speaking of ACTING, doesn’t Sarsour remind people of some caricature of a muslim woman. A fake? She certainly wouldn’t have the same platform if she were in Saudi Arabia. Which begs the question, how do how do Muslims feel about a hijab wearing feminist (hijab & feminist, “What words would you least expect to hear in the same sentence”?) representing their religion? It’s kinda like a black man representing the KKK.
gravenimage says
She may further the cause of Islam now. But if Islamic law is ever fully imposed, Sarsour and those like her would be silenced or murdered.
Flavius Claudius Iulianus says
There was always something about her that told me she could grow a beard.
Rik says
Totally. And expect her to come out with a booming masculine voice…which she does.
gravenimage says
Thank you, Robert! Spot on and also very funny. I always appreciate your sense of humor. You are right–we face an enemy that is both ugly and utterly ridiculous. It is important to point that out as often as possible.