This will be dismissed as just a bit of foolery, but imagine if a club-wielding Christian announced that he was going to convert Khidr or some other mythical Muslim figure to Christianity. Islamic supremacism is taken for granted the world over, while calling attention to it and noting its implications is stigmatized all over the West.
“‘Embrace Islam, Santa’: Club-Wielding Turk Prepares Rooftop Ambush (VIDEO),” Sputnik News, January 7, 2018 (thanks to David):
The real St. Nick may have lived and died in Anatolia long before the Byzantine Empire fell, but one fanatical modern Turkish Islamist is armed and ready to take on Kris Kringle.
A viral video featuring an armed Turkish Muslim lying in wait for Santa’s arrival on the roof of his house has taken Greek and Turkish social media networks by storm.
“I’m waiting for Santa. When he comes, I’ll tell him to convert to Islam, the true faith,” says the man, Nusret Oktar.
Despite brandishing a club rather than the traditional milk and cookies combo, Oktar insisted that he has no intention of actually beating up Santa, apparently intending to convert the jolly old fellow through strictly peaceful means.
…”Santa is a bit portly and chimneys are rather narrow. How can he climb down this chimney? If I see Santa, I’ll tell him ‘Stop climbing down chimneys, you could fall ill. Come, accept Islam’,” he added….
john spielman says
maybe Santa will drop a sack of coal on his head from 30000 feet!
Thomas Kimball says
Santa should trade his sleigh in for a B2 stealth bomber so he can spread Christmas cheer to mecca and medina!
Andy says
I guess this arse-hole moslem has been on the naughty list for many a year!! You can stick that up where the sun-don’t shine and catalogue muzzieit!!!
concerned canadian says
Islam is so fragile. Their only recourse is violence.
If I didnt know any better I would guess Muhammed
was demionic. If you believe in that, The whole “race” lol
seems evil.
I know nice muslims yes. But I have to say I dont trust most of them.
Steve says
Yes, and the club is just in case Santa doesn’t cooperate. How perfectly Islamic.
gravenimage says
Yep.
Voytek Gagalka says
Insanity of the irrational does not know bounds. Does this Mohammedan nuts truly believe that his club would be of any use if “real” Santa somehow materialized “on the roof” before his face? He should better consult his psychiatrist and fast because he is right now in extreme danger to lose his mind completely before he would even have chance to meet any mythical figure in person! BTW, that is the general state of sanity in Islamic world today and Nusret Oktar is its best representative. They must be so scared to death with constant and obsessive visions of jinni, angels, devils and other mythical creatures that it is beyond all hope. Pity that we must share the same planet with such nuts.
roberta says
He believes in a flying horse. He might well be waiting for Santa.
By the looks of it, he is standing on the roof of some sort of housing project.
seabird says
If I get a clean shot a that horse, I’m going to take it, then I’m going to release the Jinns on them.
Don’t mess with Santa. Turk.
Walter Sieruk says
Well, it’s better that the worthless fictional character, Santa , of no actual value “convert” to Islam than having real people “converted” as in deceived and then brainwashed and mind controlled by that false religion which is Islam.
gravenimage says
Walter has spewed his hatred of the sweet children’s figure Santa Claus here before.
If only he disliked Jihad half as much…
CRUSADER says
Not what Epiphany Season is about.
It’s about gifting….not getting lumps.
Gifting what one needs most, so giving of it to others.
LeftisruiningCanada says
“Blah blah blahmish blahdejektir blah islam is the best and im a real tough guy blah….”
What a clown. He’d make a good model for another muslim puppet like that dead osama that used to say “i keel you”.
gravenimage says
I believe that Jeff Dunham is still doing Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Very funny.
seabird says
Jeff was allowed to play Malaysia but Achmed was banned.
He produced a nearly identical “cousin” and defied their ban.
I don’t think the audience understood 1/2 of what he said but he had them rolling in the aisle with laughter.
One of the greatest entertainers I’ve ever seen.
gravenimage says
Thanks for that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVCq4mpIccs
I had not seen this, but it’s brilliant!
WPM says
If the real Santa show up I bet the Islamic idiot would try to copulate with the rain deer .Islam way if you cannot steal it ,copulate with it ,you break it, and kill it. Islam as useful and interesting as a bag of hammers being the subject to write a term paper for college.
jewdog says
Santa is not a pushover. He has Turkey clubs for lunch.
Prabh108 says
Thanks for gifting Sikhs and Sikhi with Kirpan Guru Sahib.
gravenimage says
Turkey: Club-wielding Muslim says, “I’m waiting for Santa. I’ll tell him to convert to Islam, the true faith”
……………………
Aw! Isn’t that cute–just like a little boy waiting up hoping to catch Santa bringing gifts! *Not*.
The sick thing is that this Muslim thug probably does think that this is a bit of light-hearted fun.
This is not the first time Turks have “playfully” threatened Santa until he converts to Islam:
“Turkey: Muslims chase Santa Claus, he converts to Islam after discovering it’s a religion of peace”
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/12/turkey-muslims-chase-santa-claus-he-converts-to-islam-after-discovering-its-a-religion-of-peace
Even worse, Muslims have murdered people for wearing Santa costumes:
“Tajikistan: Muslims shouting ‘infidel’ murder Santa Claus”
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2012/01/tajikistan-muslims-shouting-infidel-murder-santa-claus
Robin Datta says
The original Santa was the bishop of a small community on the coast of pre-Islamic Turkey (prior to Muhammad). Since Muslims consider Christians and Jews prior to Muhammad to be Muslims, they can claim that the original Santa was a “Muslim”.
WESTPAC Spy says
Doesn’t this guy know that Santa knows who’s been naughty or nice?
Also, Santa gave me a 12 ga. Remington 870 when I turned 15 so apparently he has a few lying around the shop.
That stick won’t do this naughty boy much good if Santa decides to tuck a shotgun into the old sleigh and drop by for a visit.
Richard says
The commentary on this is wonderful!! What would the Muslims do with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? His nose is obviously red because poor Rudolph drinks. That’s against the Koran! Dancer and Prancer sound like they’re gay. Donner and Blitzen must be Nazis.
Lydia Church says
I’m telling that ‘club wielding muslim’ to convert to Christianity: THE TRUE FAITH!
abad says
Islam is sick to its very core
RichardL says
but funny. Sometimes.
islam is a wonderful place for the clinically insane and intellectually challenged.
FYI says
islam:the true faith?
eh?
A religion based on an anti-Semitic,anti-Christian god called allah who..
1 tells his followers in his “perfect” koran that they are free to break God’s Commandments and be rewarded in paradise for doing so?
2 gave his “perfect” koran to a mass-murdering ,slave-trading self-appointed “prophet” muhammed with the help of an anti-semitic fallen angel jibreel{“jibreel is the enemy of the jews”}?
3 Completely and ludicrously missed the most important aspect of God:two chief Commandments.
4 has no understanding of Biblical prophecy and is so linguistically challenged that,unlike God who speaks ALL languages,he can only be spoken to in Arabic.
5 has no sense of irony.allah curses the Jews and yet claims to have given “the scripture” to…..the Jews ….via Moses who was….Jewish.
And yet allah calls the Jews(and therefore all Biblical prophets)”be ye apes,despised and hated” koran 2 65.
So that means Moses,Jesus Christ etc are all cursed by allah because they were ..Jews(they most certainly were not muslims as muslims love to pretend they were)
allah, in his “perfect” koran didn’t think that one through did he?
“WE verily gave unto Moses the scripture”
koran 2 v 87
No allah:that was GOD who gave the scripture,not you(or the royal WE that allah loves to use sometimes):Besides if allah hates the Jews so much how come he would use a JEWISH prophet, Moses?Ridiculous!
the “perfect” god allah,the “perfect” man muhammed..
Oh please!
MFritz says
Here in the civilised West all children know (from certain age on) that Santa Claus isn’t real. Because our culture allows them to be children… and to grow up.
Whereas in Turkey, grown men believe in a toxic ideology, that reduces them (especially their women) to children… for the rest of their live.
Valkyrie Ziege says
; https://youtu.be/Fo7CirsFurs
John says
islam is all LIES , it is not a faith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTuFA1fQ-yg&feature=youtu.be&a=
John says
Santa is an Elf. A fictional character whose actions mimic those of St. Nicholas of old. What idiocy. Oh, oh. Does that make me an islamophobe, whatever that may be?