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Join our heroes as they begin their journey into Islam by asking a mystical backpack about Muhammad’s most important rule! (Hint: It’s about peeing properly!)
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dhans says
Agreed, not his best work. An example of which is this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlMYT2GkXaE
WPM says
I was disappointed too ,he should do more on word interplay and less on stupid one line graphic,s jokes. .
Daniel Triplett says
This is a tough audience.
He’s not trying to be Steven Spielberg. He’s a man trying to make a point.
And he did that.
jihad3tracker says
HELLO MR TRIPLETT — Yes, JW readers ARE a tough audience, but this initial video and upcoming others might be seen by an even tougher audience. Millions of Americans are clueless or in denial about Islam’s central pathology, plus the mental disturbance of its “prophet”.
It can be justifiably argued that uninformed or biased persons do not really matter as helpers against the SOFT jihad in our current United States, but, in a few years from now, after expectable HARD jihad attacks, we may regret turning them off as allies.
So, I join other commenters here — THUMBS DOWN ON “URINE TROUBLE”.
jihad3tracker says
A SUGGESTION HUMBLY OFFERED TO DR WOOD — I know zero about whether this is possible, but:
Can you or your fave web wizard set up this first Islamicize video (and all those to follow) so that ATTEMPTS TO HOTLINK IT LEADS TO THE MASTERPIECE “The Jihad Triangle” ?
Four minutes and 57 seconds of extraordinarily lucid analysis, which every citizen in our nation ought to see.
Terry Gain says
I give it 2 thumbs up. Islam is very mock-worthy and we should o our best to mock it out of existence. I am looking forward to the bit on Muhammad’s carnal paradise.
(OT. I was unable to access Jihad Watch for all of yesterday and all of today until about 10 minutes ago. I am not sure what the issue was, but I am very glad to be able to come here and read and comment).
revereridesagain says
I agree. Mockery is an effective tool and should be used whenever the idiocy is mock-worthy. So while I’m waiting for those bearded and robed men wrapped in glory to come twinkle-toeing out of the sky announcing their presence in booming voices to prove how blind I was to not believe they are running the universe — see, some of you are foaming a the mouth already — I’ll use this to show how petty, silly, and pathologically controlling it is for a “great world religion” to incorporate dictates about how men (and women if Allahoochieckoo cared to bother) should urinate.
Seriously, most people don’t want to hear “boring stuff about Islamic law”. This will get their attention. Developing an urge to giggle whenever they pass a mosque is a positive outcome with implications for dealing with hysterical accusations of “Islamophobia”. Yes, it’s sad that they’ll pay attention to this and blow off FGM and forced marriages as “cultural”, but any foot in the door helps. Carry on!
Also I want a bag like that to tell me what corner of it I’ve stuffed my car keys in and whether that’s a robocall on my phone so I can ignore it.
John Butler says
Way off target. Sorry. Please try much harder. This is very weak.
DBM echo says
Shoulda test-marketed it in Hartford & New Haven before trying to play Broadway. Sorry, David and crew, you can do better than this.
CogitoErgoSum says
Hey, I learned why some Muslim men wear those dresses — it’s easier to pee while squatting. I like the hadith where Muslim said a dead person was being punished for spreading gossip —- while Muhammad was spreading gossip about another dead guy getting urine on himself. That Muhammad — what a joker! And men should squat while they pee …….ha!
CogitoErgoSum says
I would say again that if some find the video immature and gross, talking in an honest and straightforward fashion about certain aspects of Islam does indeed make a decent person feel like dirty.
BC says
Actually if one considers the physics, one is more likely to get splashback from squatting as the point of impact is closer to one’s shoes. This also can happen when using stand up pissoirs in public toilets, which is why Muslim males do not like them. The best way is to pee into a sitting toilet so that most splashback is contained
Having said that there is little to fear from urine which is quite sterile when nit leaves the body. Is it not strange though that Mohammad advocate drinking camel urine but found human urine so objectionable that one would be punished after death for contact with it?
However it is futile to look for sense when considering the teachings of Islam!
CogitoErgoSum says
That is strange … thinking a drop of your own urine could bring you punishment but drinking camel urine could cure you from sickness. I wonder what part camel urine played in the early deaths of some of Muhammad’s own children. Giving a sick child raw camel urine mixed with unsterilized camel milk exposes that child to an array of zoonotic pathogens.
Granddaddy says
I think the point here is that Islam tells Muslims how to pee properly in order to get to Heaven. Catholics sprinkle themselves with holy water. Christians get baptized. Muslims pee squatting. It has a kind of logic to it. Maybe?
Granddaddy says
Maybe the point is more the fact that Islam, if it could, would actually come into your house and police your pee. I mean, for real: the Pee Police. I’ve heard Muslims say that they have government officials in some Muslim countries that inspect everyone’s bathroom to make sure they don’t have their backs to Mecca when they sit on the toilet. They actually do that. Talk about a niche for perverts.
Granddaddy says
Anyone interested in how intrusive Islam actually is in personal life, you can download “Reliance of the Traveller”, The Classic Manual of Islamic Sacred Law, at the Internet Archive (archive.org). See Purifications about how to pee properly, which hand to use to wipe your butt, not to urinate while standing (e9.1 (12) and other really important stuff you must know to be a good Muslim:
(6) to enter with the left foot first and depart
with the right foot first (and this, together with (3)
and (5) above, are not only for indoors, but
recommended outdoors as well);
(7) not to raise one’s garment until one
squats down to the ground (O; to keep one’s
nakedness covered as much as possible) and to
lower it before one stands up;
(8) to put most of one’s weight on the left
foot while squatting;
(9) not to spend a long time;
(10) not to speak;
This is what they to replace the Constitution with. And this is just for starters.
tim gallagher says
That’s what I thought the point was, Granddaddy. I thought it was about the absurd level of totalitarian control of every aspect of human life that Islam attempts to subject people to. Islam is so revolting in so many ways and its obsession with controlling every aspect of a human being’s life is a major part of that. No room for human freedoms at all. It’s a point worth making. I don’t personally care if Muslims want to live their totally controlled lives in that way, I worry far more about their foul attitude towards non-Muslims, the calls to kill non-Muslims and to impose barbaric Islam on all of us, etc.
Granddaddy says
I’m not sure what David Wood’s point was, but I’ve skimmed through Reliance of the Traveller now and then, so I guess I should have known it would be something strange. See for instance Permissible Lying and Obligatory Lying, On Circumcision of Women (FGM), the section on When Lovemaking or in the Lavatory, and the section on Slavery and Manumission. It’s like something from another planet. So there will be people who will make fun of it and people who will get a good laugh from it. And I found it amusing too. So maybe that’s their point, I don’t know.
But I have to admit this is the first time it occurred to me that there are places in the world where a person can actually be taken to court and fined and even be jailed for not wiping their butt properly. And here there are in this country now people who want to make this stuff the law of the land. And a whole lot of people on our side agreeing with them simply out of political correctness because they don’t want to offend anyone or they’re afraid of the consequences of disagreeing. Like agreeing with them is the more reasonable thing to do. Like these laws are reasonable. Maybe Muslims can live with it, I suppose they do, but I would think most people from a Western culture would find it dangerous nonsense. It loses a lot of its humor fast.
Michael Copeland says
“…to impose barbaric Islam on all of us”.
That is right:
Impose Sharia Law on All Mankind – I.SL.A.M.
tim gallagher says
Well said, Granddaddy. I agree with you that this insane level of controlling every aspect of human life is definitely like something from another planet. A very non-human planet. “Like these laws are reasonable” is a good point to make. It is truly insane and no healthy human being could accept such a level of intrusiveness in even the most trivial aspects of their life. I had not seen those regulations that you included from “The Reliance”, so thanks for that. “Enter with left foot first, etc” Anyone following this rubbish is more a robot than a human being. Michael, good point about ISLAM meaning to Impose Sharia Law on ALL Mankind. It’s a hideous prospect, but it surely is all that Islam is about. It’s back to the 7th century for us all if Islam succeeds.
jihad3tracker says
HELLO GRANDDADDY — Thank you for letting me know how “intrusive actually is”. I have seen numerous references to Reliance of the Traveller, by never had the spare time to read it.
Such obsessiveness is understandable if we know the early life of Muhammad, with its tragic events (death of, and indifference by, adults).
During the last year or so, In several comments here on JW, I recommended watching PART 2 of David Wood’s long 3-episode “The Psychology Of Islam”.
That second installment centers on the Defective Father Hypothesis. Dr. Wood extensively references psychologists to support his contentions.
Granddaddy says
Hello jihad3tracker. I agree. Muhammad was a basket case, no doubt about it. But to codify it into the supreme law of the land, and then for a billion people to follow it for a thousand years — there’s something really wrong with that. It says something about the human race that honestly I don’t like thinking about.
gravenimage says
Lots of people have had tough early lives, and did not respond by creating an ugly creed that condones pillaging, rape, and mass murder.
Terry Gain says
Islam is a niche for totalitarians.
Flavius Claudius Iulianus says
-I learned something I didn’t know about Mohammadism: man pee is bad for one’s soul (I didn’t know that) while camel pee is good for one’s health (I did know).
-I thought the first video was weak but this one made me laugh. It shows how ridiculous Mohammadism is. Good job.
Terry Gain says
It appears that the critics don’t appreciate how ridiculous it is that a religious leader would give instructions on the proper way for a man to pee. And if he must why isn’t the instruction simply to “stand tall and with the wind at your back”.
CogitoErgoSum says
That deserves a big thumbs up, Terry.
Terry Gain says
Thanks CES.
gravenimage says
Agreed, Terry.
eduardo odraude says
Love Dr. David Wood. The critics don’t keep in mind, perhaps, a couple of things. It takes a lot of courage to publicly ridicule Islam, and Wood and his pals deserve tremendous kudos for doing that right from the Islamic sources themselves. Second, David Wood makes his point very well: Islam is full of insane and absurd rules governing every aspect of life. Third, David deserves respect for putting out arguably the most brilliant anti-Islam videos (for example, 1) Three Stages of Jihad; 2) the one-minute video about who killed Muhammad 3) Who burned the Qur’an video that Dr. Wood did with the now deceased Dr. Qureshi; 4) the several part series making laughing stocks of “ABC’s” deceptive show on Islam and of Diane Sawyer; 5) the Islamic Dilemma. Google these with the words “David Wood” and you should find them quickly. And there are many other quite brilliant videos by David Wood on Islam. When all is said and done David has surely done the most brilliant, informative, entertaining critiques of Islam ever put together on film/video. And his videos are usually like 5 or 10 minutes long. This video that a few here are tearing down is to me like one of the Beatle songs that is not my favorite, but I still like it because I’ve learned to appreciate the brilliance of the source exemplified in so many other Beatle songs.
jihad3tracker says
HELLO MR. ODRAUDE — My respect for the “superlatively brilliant” (Robert Spencer’s words) David Wood and his ceaseless counter-jihad work is top-tier.
During roughly 5 years of commenting here, I have suggested watching specific videos by him to other readers and newbies hundreds of times. “The Jihad Triangle” is a masterpiece of concise lucidity — just 4:57 — explaining the “radicalization” process so simply that, as David says at its conclusion, even a five year old can understand it.
And a relatively recent tour de force (as a French speaker might put it) is the one about how completely boxer Muhammad Ali was fooled into thinking that Islam is a respecter of blacks. Check it out if you have not done so yet.
gravenimage says
Spot on, Eduardo and jihad3tracker.
eduardo odraude says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ica84DxQhrI
strong aingel says
The Guidance refers to Mussulmam, Mossolmans for males, and Muslima for females. The term muslim has a curios evolution (being conjoined Sumerian root words meaning snake (MUS) and face or presence (LIM). The Indian word for transvestite, Hijra) sums it up ..
gravenimage says
Islamicize Me Day 1: Urine Trouble!
…………………
Yes! Islam should be mocked endlessly.
Image a faith where you are punished for eternity for being careless with bathroom hygiene, but where raping small children and mass murdering unbelievers is sacralized?
Also, how good can even bathroom hygiene be when Muslims are instructed to wipe with three stones? Ewwwww….
This is a great series. Kudos to David Wood and the rest of the gang for exposing this Islamic insanity.