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On Day 4, the gang learns about Muhammad’s special method of cleaning fingers after eating!
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Dave says
Seriously hilarious and artful.notice Islamist eat with right hand because they use the left for utilizing the latrine personally I dream of knocking public enemy number one CAIR is Hamas off the face of the earth created by God rather than the lies of Allah that son of a bitch
mummymovie says
I’ve been secretly wondering about this silliness for years: and it never goes over well as dinner conversation, party conversation, or first impressions are concerned.
Someone -actually 7 billion, last time Ichecked- is fibbing a bit, here:
Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with your left hand?
Well, if you haven’t, don’t.
I conducted the experiment once, years ago, as my drug-and-alcohol-inspired investigative foray into this particular fallacy (among the multitudes) of the chemical imbalance that is islam. And as a shameful pioneer of this activity, I can speak for us all when I say that no further investigation or trials is/are necessary: I volume to go down as the kuffar/kafir guinea pig on this one.
I was at first reluctant about this series, but I have fully embraced it. Thanks guys. Pretty funny stuff, and desperately needed in a space with very little but horrificly macabre humor.
I’m going to have to go back and catch up on me as lslamicise me episodes.
Pleas keep up the good work boys! Kept thes vids coming.
Carol the 1st says
These guys are looking more and more Islamic every day! Bless their little hearts! (I’m sure once they get potty training David will learn that left hand cleanings by mouth are haram).
gravenimage says
Yes–“Halal Hogan” is hilarious!
WPM says
Allah likes his believers to eat crumbs from the ground and lick fingers of friends and strangers . Islam the religion of strange fetishes to satisfy a strange slave master god .
jihad3tracker says
HELLO MR. BOO — As I have mentioned several times in JW comments, David Wood has a 3-part video titled “The Psychology Of Islam”. All three segments total up to a rather wide slice of time in our already busy lives, so if you can devote undistracted attention for a single element, try Part 2.
As usual for his masterworks, there are sources provided to establish assertions within the central argument. In this one, we discover the Defective Father Hypothesis, the prophet’s emotionally rough childhood, and a spoiler alert — in David’s words, “Allah is the repressed subconscious of Muhammad”.
Confluent with the final sentence in your remarks above.
jihad3tracker says
OOOOOPS ! ! ! ! The hypothesis I referred to is actually in Part 1.
My ancient brain again leads to embarrassment. Maybe that memory booster (Prevagen) made from jellyfish would help.
Scientists have discovered that every time coelenterates and colonial animals are asked for the fifth root of a long number, they get it right as rapidly as quad-core processors.
@USAWatch says
Keep the education flowing! This is a great idea, David. Score one for the good guys!
boakai ngombu says
finger lickin’ good
aguysomewhere says
Islam is a lie.
FYI says
You’ll probably have to ban music too:espcially FEMALE singers as allah hates them.
allah,as we know,hates the “song of a songstress”:-
“On the day of resurrection,
allah will pour molten lead,
into the ears of whoever sits
listening to a song of a songstress”
reliance on the traveller
umdat al salik section r40.1
So no listening to women singing lads!
Oh and no playing musical instruments.
{God is ok with music and song:knock yourself out!………but not allah,alas;it must suck being muslim}
Listening to Barbara Streisand is obviously…. forbidden{a JEWISH woman singing?..are you kidding?…oh allah won’t stand for that!}
And I’m sorry folks but CHESS is out too:
Sahih Muslim book 28 no 5612
{something to do apparently with….pigs..}
gravenimage says
Yep.
Isntlam says
This is the totalitarian nature of Islam, seeking to control every little aspect of your life.
Carol the 1st says
OCD keeps the focus on Islam – like the hypnotist’s balancing pendulum methinks. Idle hands (too many grains of sand to count and contemplate) have proven to be the Devil’s Workshop.
jewdog says
I just lost my appetite, but at least it helps my diet.
PMP says
It is absolutely mind boggling insanity. As funny as these guys are, and they really are funny as hell. What they are reading and quoting is literal and real. How the hell can any human being with an IQ Level of at least minus -642,000 want to be associated with such insane mindless drivel? It is actually terrifying to see that virtually all Western nations are kowtowing to this scabrous, pus ridden, filthy abominable cancer. Very few even remotely comprehend that these people literally want and expect to eventually cruelly and maliciously slaughter every single man, woman and child that is not a muslim. Converts however, are guaranteed positions of abject penalization and servitude to this rotting Stage 4 vomit.
Carol the 1st says
I take it you noticed something is wrong?
Rarely says
It is unfair to put unhygienic and superstitious practices of the 7th and 8th centuries under the microscope of the 21st century even when some of them carry over into the present day. Until the 20th century much of the world had not advanced significantly in a millennium or two. Even today there are many societies encumbered with such filth that the practices shown here are practically sterile. In fact I’ve seen worse at the local McDonald’s. The deplorable hygienic practices of Western Europe are legendary. Does anyone know when bathing more than once a year became popular among British nobility for example? Great birth control technique!
The next time you “knock on wood”, kiss your golf ball before teeing off, avoid walking under a ladder, praying for your favourite sports team (as if the Almighty cares which team wins) and so forth remember that others may have just as silly superstitions. What cute little things do you do to avoid “tempting fate”?
True those superstitions are not mandated by the Bible and there is serious doubt as to whether islam was “divinely inspired” (I believe without reservation that it was not but, then again, I believe the same about ALL religions but my own –like everyone else. If I didn’t I’d switch).
This is really being very petty and quite a cheap shot.
WPM says
Is not a cheap shot ,because many practices of time of old burning witches at the stake ,burning blasphemers against Christ alive ,holding slaves went out hundreds of years ago in modern Christianity are held as part of Islamic books today read as part of their true faith. Someone kissing a golf ball or knocking on wood cannot be put in the same class as Hadiths and the Koran the word of god. The 7 century beliefs of Islam are practice as the true faith in the 21 century that everyone Moslem ,or non-Moslem must follow or be killed. No one is being killed for refusing to kiss his golf ball .Many a church is being attacked, many a woman who does not cover her face is raped, many a unbeliever be it a man woman , or child is being mowed down ,blown ,up or stab because of what it says in these holy books. Mocking what is said shows the shallowness of the beliefs. Christianity can stand being mocked, Jewish faith can stand be mocked ,why not Islam because it is shallow and hollow so the only defense is angry and violence .It is so full of nonsense that logic shakes up its believers to violence as the only way to defend it. You have plays mocking Christianity on Boardway ,you have ‘art” mocking Christ ,you have Jewish comedies mocking their own Jewishness, only Islam is off limits. Draw a picture of Mohammed face the Jihadist ready to kill you. Write a novel about Mohammed,s crisis in faith have to go hind for the rest of your life. What is said in their holy books are instructions on how to live, act, it is taken as the word of god , free will is not allowed. The Bible N.T. is people observing what Gods Son does ,what he says, examples of behavior, logical thinking choices to make. It is not a instruction manual to wage war subject followers to be slaves to god, to do allahs work of killing unbelievers. There is no dualism in the bible for believers and unbelievers on how they should treat one another .Islam is all about the subjections in layers ,allah on top head slave master “true” Moslem just below him {your own tribe is the only true tribe} unbelievers are just animals to serve the “true” Moslems. How can you not mock this system? The Moslems in their “great” works are more concerned with how you wipe your own ass and how you take a piss then treating people as human beings do you think that should be mocked? You have Rabbis who spend their lives trying to get full meaning on how their holy books to show a guide to be a better human being thru kindness and love, then you have Islam telling you to lick strangers fingers !
Rarely says
It all doesn’t matter to the topic at hand. I still say it’s very petty to pick on licking fingers after eating to get blessings but it is no more weird than any other superstition.
All religions are open to criticism from those who are not adherents. If I believed that stuff I would convert.
Of course islam is silly, to say the least, but Hindus may view Judaism and/or Christianity as silly.
As I see it the BIG DEAL is that Islam’s ideal was a dark ages warrior chief and is consequently a violent religion. They just won’t leave the rest of the world alone.
Carol the 1st says
I like your post WPM. Islam claims to be so full of unfathomable depths and it provides a more *grounded* assessment when we focus not only on the horrendous massacres but on these fascinating little foibles as well. Call me shallow.
Flavius Claudius Iulianus says
“It is unfair to put unhygienic and superstitious practices of the 7th and 8th centuries under the microscope of the 21st century even when some of them carry over into the present day.”
– I disagree. It is fair and necessary when this ideology enshrines these “superstitious practices of the 7th and 8th centuries” into a code of behaviour that can never be modified. According to Mohammadism, the Koran and the Sunnah are true, have always been true (have always existed in Heaven) and will always be true and unchangeable. So if anything was revealed by Mohammad then is carried over into the present by the faith/ideology, irregardless of the level of compliance by modern day Mohammadans.
Carol the 1st says
Islam with its “pious” rigidity could turn out to be its own worst enemy (surprise, surprise!).
There is now a fear that camels may have a form of mad cow disease (so it might be wise to check the dangers and then put a dignified, low-key “freeze” on drinking camel urine until a cure is found).
gravenimage says
Rarely wrote:
It is unfair to put unhygienic and superstitious practices of the 7th and 8th centuries under the microscope of the 21st century even when some of them carry over into the present day.
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The demand that we have to respect things like drinking camel urine and breastfeeding adults is just ludicrous.
Where are Westerners demanding respect for poor hygenic practices of the past? They aren’t, as Rarely well knows.
Moreover–as even Rarely felt compelled to acknowledge–many of these harmful practices continue *to this day* in Islam, all on the basis of the texts and tenets of Islam and the model of the “Prophet”.
To insist that say nothing critical of these practices means that no one be allowed to adress the harm they do.
aguysomewhere says
That was pretty disgusting lol. Muhammad really was insane.
CogitoErgoSum says
I am convinced even more than ever that Muhammad himself is the primary reason so few of his 7 children made it past childhood. He was making them eat food that they had dropped on the floor and probably making them lick his dirty hands after he ate …. in addition to dipping flies into the camel milk and urine he gave them for medicine when they became sick to the stomach from it all.
Flavius Claudius Iulianus says
I nominate the actor who played Halal Hogan for a Golden Glob [no typo, “glob” was intended] award! LOL
Pnina says
I’m Jewish and I like to lick my fingers and sometimes I let my cat lick my fingers and once in awhile if it’s something I really like and it has dropped on the kitchen floor I do pick it up and eat it…
Carol the 1st says
Forgive the, for they know not what they do.
Carol the 1st says
“them” (in the same boat)
gravenimage says
I doubt you are demanding that everyone else do this…
WPM says
Pnina
I,m Jewish
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Your point??
You could also pick your nose ,but does your religious books tell you what to do with it??
Do Rabbis or Priest tell you which hand to wipe your ass with or debate table manners ??
Do you think God is so concerned with benign everyday actions or more concerned with you breaking the 10 commandments ,how you treat your fellow man ,the golden rule?
gravenimage says
Islamicize Me Day 4: Finger Lickin’ Good!
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Hilarious!