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Islamicize Me Day 7: Poison Control

May 23, 2018 10:51 am By David Wood

On Day 7, the Halal Heroes search for Muhammad’s advice on how to protect themselves from poison!

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  1. Japetto Danatelli says

    May 23, 2018 at 11:14 am

    Oh man, I laughed my head off! David is a natural comedian. I’m not kidding, I laughed so hard my roommate got mad at me. This guy should be on SNL. And I love the ambulance at the end! Reality meets islam’s religious delusion, lol. Keep ’em coming David. Not only are you dispensing life saving truths you’re making people laugh. To me you are a god. 😉

  2. pfwag says

    May 23, 2018 at 11:18 am

    Is drinking camel urine the antidote?

  3. Salah says

    May 23, 2018 at 11:26 am

    Muhammad used to eat a lot of ajwah dates, yet he died from…poison!

    http://crossmuslims.blogspot.ca/2011/03/muhammads-death.html

    • Carol the 1st says

      May 26, 2018 at 6:08 pm

      Just another fool drinking the Kool-Aid! Who would have guessed there’d be a new version of The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.

  4. boakai ngombu says

    May 23, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    and thinking that the SHARIA is most helpful is caustic and deadly as well.

  5. PMP says

    May 23, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    Every single muslim on the planet should be forced to take this test as a sign of their commitment to that fat dwarf muhammud and the non existent douche bag allah. But they have to drink the whole bottle and mixed with nitric acid, lots of nitric acid. Come on muzzies…you can do it.

  6. Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

    May 23, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    Too funny gang. Great stuff.

    “But they look just like candy” LOL LOL LOL

    It’s the doctor! He’s Jewish!!!

    • Carol the 1st says

      May 26, 2018 at 6:14 pm

      Maybe those pals did eat their seven dates. That many can cause a lot of gas and cramping!

  7. Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

    May 23, 2018 at 8:06 pm

    I did a search on ajwa dates and there are so many links saying “scientifically proven to be great for your health.” Guess who sponsors these sites?

  8. Hector Stull says

    May 23, 2018 at 10:27 pm

    But having faith in the remedy will make it more effective and will make one more receptive to healing.

    Madaarij as-Saalikeen (1/79)

    David Wood must have little or no faith in almighty Allah or his messenger (PBUH).

    • Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

      May 24, 2018 at 1:38 am

      No! The Jews stole his dates!!

  9. Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

    May 24, 2018 at 1:40 am

    Don’t try this at home, boys and girls!

  10. FYI says

    May 24, 2018 at 7:34 am

    Somebody called “jibreel” who lives in a cave,said ..that If you marinate the ajwa dates overnight in camel wee,it gives you the power to run through walls..

    I’m not sure it is a reliable source…..

  11. gravenimage says

    Jun 3, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    Islamicize Me Day 7: Poison Control
    …………………

    Several priceless moments here–“Dennis” lecturing the boys, passed out, on how to be good Muslims; his swilling toilet bowl cleaner (and saying that it is the strongest stuff he’s had to drink since becoming a Muslim!); and, finally, the timing of the ambulance.

    Muslims deserve to be mocked mercilessly. *Excellent* stuff!

  12. gravenimage says

    Jun 3, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    +1

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