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Islamicize Me Day 8: Urine Luck!

May 24, 2018 9:30 am By David Wood

Since the gang keeps getting sick, Giovanni heads to the zoo for a bottle of Muhammad’s magic cure-all!

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  1. Ren says

    May 24, 2018 at 10:11 am

    A cup of camel urine a day keeps the intelligence away.

  2. Linda says

    May 24, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    Giovanni, no angels will go into your house because you have your dog there. (That’s what Mohammed said.). It’s o.k., though. You may be far better off with a dog in your house than an Islamic angel.

    • Mockingjay says

      May 24, 2018 at 2:04 pm

      Dogs tend to bark at demons.

    • Ibrahim itace muhammed says

      May 24, 2018 at 5:37 pm

      Linda, It is better to have an angel praying for forgiveness and blessing for you than having the satan the cursed one you Call holy spirit in your house tempting you to commit evils like genocide killings of muslims during crusade wars, colonisation or neocolonisation and deprivations of other nations, destruction of nations to steal their wealths and toppling good leaders to install stooges for them to steal wealths from their countries and stash them in your economies, nudity and indiscriminate sex líke beasts and producing horrible bad smells due to absence of purification with water.

      • Linda says

        May 24, 2018 at 5:48 pm

        Well that’s the very first time I’ve ever heard the Holy Spirit called Satan. I think we’ll have to agree to disagree. I’m waiting to see how MbS does to see whether there’s any hope at all of Muslims and Christians getting along.

        • Ibrahim itace muhammed says

          May 24, 2018 at 7:56 pm

          Linda, that entity mithraist christians Call holy spirit representing the breath or voice of God is exactly the Satan Who falsely claimed to be God. Almighty is the creator of all ,including all species of spirits like spirit of life the Almighty God attaches to every living thing for It to function. If Almighty God needs a spirit for him to breath or speak, then He is just like any other created being, which He is not.

        • Linda says

          May 24, 2018 at 8:06 pm

          You also don’t believe Allah would appear in human form because it would be beneath Allah to do that. You believe there is only one Allah. Christians believe in the Trinity of Father, Son and Holy Spirit, three in one. It’s quite a difference. I think the ecumenicals have tried to fool us all by telling us we all worship the same God.

        • Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

          May 24, 2018 at 10:32 pm

          “… tempting you to commit evils like genocide killings of muslims during crusade wars, …”

          Hey Linda, I didn’t know you were in the Crusades. You certainly don’t look your age!

        • Linda says

          May 24, 2018 at 10:53 pm

          That was one of ibrahim itace muhammed’s comments. I’m not quite that old, but maybe Ibrahim thinks I am. Until this whole Muslim thing came up, I just thought the Crusades were ancient history. I was kind of glad I wasn’t around to see them. I used to believe we were all so civilized now. Silly me! What was I thinking?

        • gravenimage says

          Jun 2, 2018 at 6:44 pm

          Ibby claimed that he once saw the “Holy Spirit” while he was lurking in a Christian graveyard in Nigeria. Was he there to desecrate a few graves?

        • Linda says

          Jun 2, 2018 at 7:17 pm

          I don’t recall anyone ever seeing the Holy Spirit.

      • J D S says

        May 25, 2018 at 11:40 am

        Pray for Ibrahim. The Lake of fire awaits him if he don’t soon repent.

      • gravenimage says

        Jun 2, 2018 at 6:45 pm

        Ibrahim itace muhammed appears to be fine with murdering dogs. But then, why wouldn’t he be? *Ugh*.

    • gravenimage says

      Jun 2, 2018 at 6:41 pm

      Linda, the gang takes care of that dog–“Mr. Scruffles”–in the very next video:

      “Islamicize Me Day 9: Mr. Scruffles Sees the Power of Islam!”

      https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/05/islamicize-me-day-9-mr-scruffles-sees-the-power-of-islam

      (Don’t worry–unlike in the Muslim world, no dogs were harmed in the making of this video).

      • Linda says

        Jun 2, 2018 at 7:14 pm

        I saw the next video. Mr. Scruffles is just his stage name. I watched a video with Giovanni walking him…after the videos.

  3. Bill Garrison says

    May 24, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    For Islamic medicine (“tibb”) ideas, go to Amazon and type in “Islamic Medicine” to locate several relevant books.

  4. WPM says

    May 24, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    My guess is that dog will be the next victim of Islam me.

    • Linda says

      May 24, 2018 at 4:33 pm

      Muslims hate dogs and they’re not too fond of other animals either.

      • gravenimage says

        Jun 2, 2018 at 6:47 pm

        Muslims are incredibly cruel to animals.

        • Linda says

          Jun 2, 2018 at 7:20 pm

          I know that’s true, but I don’t see how they can be mean to animals or people if Allah made all creation…or is that not a thing in Islam?

        • gravenimage says

          Jun 2, 2018 at 7:43 pm

          Yes–it’s terrible, Linda. All of Islam targets the vulnerable, though–women, children, animals, minorities, and the individual. It is a bully’s creed.

        • Linda says

          Jun 2, 2018 at 7:59 pm

          Yes. I’ve noticed that. They love to pick on someone who is more vulnerable, yet, anyone who could fight back, they’re afraid of.

        • gravenimage says

          Jun 2, 2018 at 8:15 pm

          All true, Linda.

    • gravenimage says

      Jun 2, 2018 at 6:46 pm

      You are spot on, WPM.

  5. boakai ngombu says

    May 24, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    giovanni, muhammad (lately contrived; full of lusts; having no compassion) told what was true, right?

    did you get pee from a pregnant camel? there was something mentioned about the milk. maybe an evil jinn confused you and your friend won’t get well quickly. but he will, if the allah god agree. we’ve all passed a little water while healing, not so?

    at any rate you intended to do good for your friend and the allah god of islam (unknowable; the best of all deceivers) has approved good intention among brothers. so inshallah. you just wanted to help … adding a pill or two is better than eliminating his sight.

    • Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

      May 24, 2018 at 10:26 pm

      But before Giovanni tries milking a camel, he should get some instruction on differentiating between male and female camels.

  6. Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says

    May 24, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    The fact that camels are retromingent is a sign of Allah’s providence to make it easy to collect urine, as seen in this photograph:
    http://www.mushakis.net/?p=10832
    Here’s a hypothesis for medical researchers: Retromingency is positively correlated with the medical efficacy of the urine of an animal species.

  7. revereridesagain says

    May 24, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    Oh hell, Mark, I CANNOT unsee that!

  8. Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

    May 24, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    • Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

      May 24, 2018 at 10:05 pm

      • Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

        May 24, 2018 at 10:16 pm

        Islam authorizes Muslims to use SIX DIFFERENT WAYS of deception against the dirty KUFAAR:
        1) taqiyya, 2) kitman, 3) tawriya, 4) taysir, 5) darura, 6) muruna

        •Taqiyya (Shia) or Muda’rat (Sunni): tactical deceit for the purposes of spreading Islam.
        •Kitman: deceit by omission.
        •Tawriya: deceit by ambiguity.
        •Taysir: deceit through facilitation (not having to observe all the tenets of Sharia).
        •Darura: deceit through necessity (to engage in something “Haram” or forbidden).
        •Muruna: the temporary suspension of Sharia to make Muslim migrants appear “moderate.”

        They are fellow pseudo-Muslims so, Giovanni, no can do.

  9. Flavius Claudius Iulianus says

    May 24, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    Hey guys, do something on wudu, the magical Mohammadan art of washing your feet with your socks on!

  10. gravenimage says

    Jun 2, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    Islamicize Me Day 8: Urine Luck!
    ………………..

    Yep, camel urine–good for what ails ya! sarc/off

    Camel urine is so popular in Dar-al-Islam that there is a shortage:

    “Saudis shut down camel urine shop: owner was selling his own urine”

    https://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/12/saudis-shut-down-camel-urine-shop-owner-was-selling-his-own-urine

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