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Islamicize Me: The Challenge

May 16, 2018 12:25 pm By David Wood

Here’s the prologue to our 30-day “Islamicize Me” series! Join our heroes Giovanni, Jamal, and Dennis as they spend 30 days living according to the teachings of Muhammad, and fighting the evil forces of Islamophobia!

We’ve got 30 days of videos, so there will be a new episode of “Islamicize Me” every day of Ramadan. (Spoiler alert: This series contains camel urine, waxing, mut’ah, dunking flies, robbery, vomiting, killing a dog, dawah, jihad, a huge pimp, Pulpit and Pen, Black Hebrew Israelites, an Islamic Hulk Hogan, and multiple attempts to murder Robert Spencer.)

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  1. jihad3tracker says

    May 16, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    This should be fascinating ! I wonder if those 3 Allah devotees are serious enough to corral their naughty bits during daylight hours.

    • jihad3tracker says

      May 16, 2018 at 10:27 pm

      HERE IS DAVID WOOD’S ITEM ABOUT RAMADAN — POSTED IN JUNE 2016:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGysOICFRlk

      AS ALWAYS — He includes multiple sources undergirding his contentions, along with a generous slice of impish contempt.

  2. revereridesagain says

    May 16, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    Telll the OLD MAN WITH THE LONG WHITE BEARD AND THE CROWN ON HIS HEAD TO GET HIS ASS OFF HIS GOLDEN THRONE AND APPEAR CLEARLY IN THE SKY TO “HIS CHILDREN” and I will believe your nonsense and, having been insulted for maintaining loyalty to reality, finish the rest of your self-congratulatory story. You’re usually above this kind of thing, David. Shame on you.

    • Matthew says

      May 16, 2018 at 1:34 pm

      ???

    • b.a. freeman says

      May 16, 2018 at 3:22 pm

      revere, i kinda think they’re doing a take-off on the CBS show, “living bibically,” except with ramadan bombathon roots. with the end of civilization staring one in the face, it helps to laugh a bit, even if it’s black humor. there are other places to discuss cool stuff like the relative merits of various *real* religions (including atheism); here we discuss the religion of pieces. i can’t wait to see where this is going.

  3. jack cade says

    May 16, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    Richard Dawkins is a very low-grade intellectual. Watch Ben Stein skewer Dawkins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgWl4OqAH6I at about 3 minutes. But watch the entire clip; it is enlightening!

  4. Ashley says

    May 16, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    I won’t be tuning in…

    “This series contains camel urine, waxing, mut’ah, dunking flies, robbery, vomiting, killing a dog, dawah, jihad, a huge pimp, Pulpit and Pen, Black Hebrew Israelites, an Islamic Hulk Hogan, and multiple attempts to murder Robert Spencer.”

    I fail to see the humor.

    • WPM says

      May 16, 2018 at 1:54 pm

      Go to David Wood on youtube he is very informative and entertaining .

      • Ashley says

        May 16, 2018 at 2:16 pm

        I’m sure he is.

        Islam is a dangerous ideology. I don’t find it suitable material for satire and parody.

        I don’t need to view “multiple attempts to murder Robert Spencer” for tacky entertainment. The man faces REAL death threats. He is a coveted target for assassination.

        I don’t think this series will put JW in a positive light.

        • jihad3tracker says

          May 16, 2018 at 3:17 pm

          HELLO ASHLEY — I can certainly empathize with your viewpoint. And, when first hearing about the Islamicize-Me attempt to kill Robert, I commented here on JW that it was NOT something to be joked about.

          At 3:51 in the video above, David says “I’m going to live according to the teachings of Islam for 30 days.” I suspect that will be the driving force behind events committed by those three companions in the upcoming spoof episodes..

        • jihad3tracker says

          May 16, 2018 at 3:31 pm

          One more observation, which you might already be aware of:

          David made a huge assortment of videos, and engaged (in debate formats structured or loose) with Muslims, in the considerable number of years that he has been one of our top counter-jihad experts.

          The concrete blocks in their skulls where brains should be — plus endless excusing of Muslim savagery by clueless Westerners — have understandably now gotten him so fed up with Islamic cretinism that blowing off steam in satirical videos is a preventive measure to avoid going completely bonkers.

        • Ashley says

          May 16, 2018 at 3:45 pm

          Enjoy the series, jihad3tracker! I mean that sincerely.

          It just isn’t my cup of tea.

          Imagine a curious, inquisitive newcomer dipping their toes here at JW only to stumble upon an episode of “Islamize Me: The Challenge.”

          Again, I don’t think this upcoming series will reflect well on Robert Spencer or his forum.

          Just my take…

          Be well, friend!

        • Carol the 1st says

          May 20, 2018 at 1:41 am

          JW will have no trouble looking good when David Wood shines the spotlight on all the memorable Islamic pratfalls. Competition for Charlie Chaplin and Laurel and Hardy!

        • gravenimage says

          Jun 25, 2018 at 9:34 pm

          Ashley, good people have long mocked evil.

          This was done against the Nazis before and during WWII–and it is good to see it done against Islam now.

    • b.a. freeman says

      May 16, 2018 at 3:26 pm

      Ashley, i don’t think they’ll be using real camel urine or vomit, and i’m certain that no animals will be harmed; it’s a parody. mr. woods et al. must have *really* good security teams, or perhaps they’re not using their real names; otherwise, they would already be dead, since the nazis running the nation don’t give a rat’s a** about our security.

      • Ashley says

        May 16, 2018 at 4:00 pm

        I totally get it is a parody, b. a. freeman.

        I just prefer to be educated about Islam here at JW without outlandish, offensive, antagonizing skits.

        Islam doesn’t need any help to expose how ridiculous and inane the ideology is.

        BTW…I believe I have a keen sense of gallows humor. This series just doesn’t sit well with me.

        .

        • Ray Sears says

          May 17, 2018 at 2:18 pm

          I’m glad that you have an opinion like everyone else here at JW that has an opinion about something,. Personally mine is vastly different then yours and that is not something that will be changed by someone repeatedly trying to convince me that only YOU have the Truth. I personally look forward to the islamicize me the challenge and what they have to say, and then i will make MY, (and not someone else’s) decision on its usefulness in the world of the counter islamic movement.

        • Ashley says

          May 17, 2018 at 2:31 pm

          Ray…I never claimed to HAVE THE TRUTH. I merely stated that this series isn’t my cup of tea based upon viewing the prologue.

          I guess I should have kept my opinion to myself…

        • gravenimage says

          Jun 25, 2018 at 9:40 pm

          Ashley, how is exposing the evils of Islam “offensive” and “antagonizing”?

          Surely you don’t believe we cannot be allowed to criticize Islam?

    • David Wood says

      May 16, 2018 at 4:01 pm

      I agree with Ashley! Jihadis want to be taken seriously, so we must never laugh at them. If we start making fun of them when they try to kill us, it will really upset them! Additionally, imagine what would happen if people come to Robert’s site and find him making fun of jihadis! They’ll never take him seriously again (unless they have a sense of humor, of course, in which case they’ll love it).

      • jihad3tracker says

        May 16, 2018 at 7:30 pm

        HELLO DR. WOOD — As I told commenter Ashley, my reaction to “Islamicise Me” was overwhelmingly negative because Robert might be (depending on a vote) erased from our planet.

        If you and other JW fans want a prototype of MSM privilege-guilt boilerplate, read KATHLEEN PARKER’S column written soon after two devout Muslims — on May 3 2015 — tried to slaughter Pamela, Robert, and other courageous attendees at a fiesta dedicated to defiantly luxuriating in sharia’s prohibited crime of drawing Muhammad, search a relevant combo of words like “Draw Muhammad + Kathleen Parker + Garland Texas”.

        BTW, if any spare time appears in your overly booked calendar, stealthily enter “Why I Am A Christian” in a U.S. competition — perhaps next years Oscars. But retitle it as “Continuous 34 Minute Take In The NYC Subway”, in the cinematic editing slot. We will then witness dozens of uber left cinema grafters stampede to exits.

      • Vann Boseman says

        May 17, 2018 at 7:14 am

        My sense of humor is different. I’ll laugh, or want to, when others are saying things they find very serious. I seldom find humor where others do. Perhaps this installment is not as good as others may be. I appreciate most South Park episodes, but some are not funny, and a few are just disturbing. Many people find all South Park shows disturbing.

        Tradition and ideology are frequently at odds with each other. For some, there can be humor in the middle. I’m an idea sort of person myself. I love to trace the development of natural rights forward and backwards through history. I believe there is a classical liberal aspect of natural rights that conservatism will always miss. But, as Donald Livingston points out, there is an equally great case for tradition. It might be that a balanced person would advocate for ideas from a base of tradition of some sort. For me, I actually think that is always the case, even for the unbalanced. Samuel P. Huntington (June, 1957) explains this view eloquently.

        It may be that jihadis pursue the traditional hodge. Saying words for me evokes certain images. When I think of the word hodge, I think of a large belly of an obese person. I think of the podge as the enlarge upper pubic area of an obese person. When the hodge meets the podge, you have attained a hodge podge. Google defines hodge podge as “a confused mixture.” Perhaps google doesn’t understand the hodge fully in a spiritual sense, or the podge in any sort of way. I know I don’t understand it. Perhaps the hodge podge thingy is less likely than Anni Cyrus sending me a mazda and telling me to eat my oatmeal and to relax and enjoy my shoes.

        Perhaps pursuing dialectics of religious icons of Mithraism and Christianity would help. Here I am twisting the revelation of truth given to Bernard Curry by the outer space people. The Mithraic tableau depicts the male slaughter of the bull, and the female holding the candle. Though the conquering of the reflexive aggression of the male depicted in the tableau has been achieved by men, women have dropped the ball by not putting their ideas into practice by recognizing the truth failing as spiritual beings because “they cannot accept the lesson that is symbolized by the Mithraic Torch.” Because of this the love symbolized by the icon of the Christian cross will not likely ever be realized.

        Kathleen Parker said, “Geller got exactly what she wanted.You’re nobody in this town until you’ve been fatwa-ed.” How would Bernard Curry compare the Kathleen Parker statement, Pamela Geller ever getting anything she wants, ever, and the statue of liberty? Is Bernard Curry making more sense than the mainstream media? Also, consider this: https://youtu.be/rC2xU_efdzU

        Sadly, the left and Islam are both extremely rigid and humorless now, by nearly any standard. In this context, the Wood’s attempt is very welcome. Because I am a freedom of speech absolutist, I appreciate that this not only welcome, but needed.

      • gravenimage says

        Jun 25, 2018 at 9:46 pm

        You are a brave man, David Wood–and I love your sense of humor!

  5. Mark Berlinger says

    May 16, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    Coming for Ramadan: Islamicize Me

    Find a message in the stars? Aliens did it!
    If God didn’t want us to eat pigs, he wouldn’t have made them out of pork!

    Muslims, millenials and atheists, oh my!

    I cannot wait.

  6. FYI says

    May 17, 2018 at 6:55 am

    Living according to the teachings of muhammed,the “perfect man”,the al-insan al-kamil?

    Hmm:That would be difficult..muslims are told they must follow the example or Sunnah of muhammed..

    To do that requires ..VIOLATING GOD’S COMMANDMENTS…..

    According to Islamic teachings the self-appointed “prophet” muhammed was a..

    mass-murderer of Jews {Abu Dawud 4390}

    Self -confessed terrorist {“I have been made victorious through Terror” Bukhari 4:52:220}

    proud seller of BLACK PEOPLE into slavery(2 for the price of one!..){ Sahih Muslim 3901}

    proud owner of BLACK SLAVES {muslim 3901}

    Self-confessed fraudster{“I have fabricated things AGAINST GOD..”} al tabari 6:111

    Hater of Jews and Christians… {Sahih Muslim 1082}

    Polygamist and user of women as sex slaves..{bukhari 5:268,koran 33:50}

    Pederast {Sahih Muslim 3309,Buhkari 58:236}with his 9 year old “wife”{oh, its ok..the koran sanctions it}

    Rapist {Abu Dawud 2150,Sahih muslim 3433}

    Torturer {al tabari vol7 p133/ibn ishaq 387}

    Now isn’t that what the cops call a RAP sheet?What a RAP sheet!And guess what?
    Yes,that’s right:muslims say their “prophet” muhammed is… the “perfect man”
    {Really? A mass murdering rapist,polygamist,pederast thief who admitted to being a fraud in al tabari 6:111???}

    You’ll be thinking about muhammed at this point after you have read his RAP Sheet..

    ..
    1 How the hell is this freak show a “prophet”?

    2 How come he completely missed the bit about actually OBEYING GOD’S COMMANDMENTS?
    {i.e no murder,no stealing,no adultery,no lying…}as any TRUE prophet of God{Moses,Elijah,Jesus Christ,John the Baptist..} would do?

    3 where oh where is muhammed’s moral compass?Selling BLACK PEOPLE into slavery(2 black slaves=1 non-black slave according to sahih muslim 3901},mass murdering the Jews,polygamy,stealing from the khaybar Jews etc?

    4 muslims are having a laugh with this “perfect man” crap,right???

  7. FYI says

    May 17, 2018 at 7:17 am

    And by the way,didn’t Barack Obama,another self-appointed “prophet” of islam famously say..

    “the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet”

    Obama doesn’t seem to get it:his “prophet” was a mass-murderer and SELLER OF BLACK PEOPLE into slavery.

    Look at muhammed’s RAP sheet:And this isn’t slander because it is official islamic teachings

    And THAT is the one he is defending??

  8. Hiramo says

    May 17, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    This series is in very bad taste and may reflect badly on the usual decorum we expect from Jihad Watch but I’m getting a good chuckle out of it and will stay tuned.

  9. Ray Jarman says

    May 17, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    These guys are funny and it proves that a lot of truth can be said in jest. They should team up with Diamond & Silk and take the show on the road. Who knows, maybe they could actually teach people about the enemy.

  10. Ray Sears says

    May 17, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    I’m glad that you have an opinion like everyone else here at JW that has an opinion about something,. Personally mine is vastly different then yours and that is not something that will be changed by someone repeatedly trying to convince me that only YOU have the Truth. I personally look forward to the islamicize me the challenge and what they have to say, and then i will make MY, (and not someone else’s) decision on its usefulness in the world of the counter islamic movement.

    • Carol the 1st says

      May 20, 2018 at 1:15 am

      “Humor must be strangled by a burqa” – source unknown.

  11. gravenimage says

    Jun 25, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    Islamicize Me: The Challenge
    ………………….

    This series was hilarious! Kudos to David Wood and the guys!

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