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On Day 17, after learning more about how to go to the bathroom properly, Jamal is told that he has a seafood allergy.
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WPM says
Lobsters ,who should we believe Allah or doctors LOL .
Linda says
What? Camel pee couldn’t cure it?
WPM says
I wonder how many STDs Mohammed had ,he is still scratching himself in pain in hell I am sure. I am surprise there is not a Hadith on crabs and other forms of crotch rot .I sure there is an Islamic scholar out there who said Jews invented it.
Ibrahim itace muhammed says
wpm, You and your Satan god (holy spirit) Will surely be casted into hottest lake of hellfire burning, while prophet muhammad is now in perfect peace in paradise. Throw that rubbish filthy pagan mithraist christianity inspired by the Satan before you die and regret.
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WPM says
I do not even think a true one person Mohammad ever live ,he is a composite cobble together by conmen and various scholar 7 century quacks to keep the pirate raiding savages of the desert together. Like his so called books the Koran ,the Hadiths , a bunch of violent excusing lies more concern for how to wipe your ass then act as a decent logical person who is responsible for his actions and not blame others non-believers for your own short comings.
Carol the 1st says
Maybe lobsters (just like lice) find hair irresistibly alluring??
Giving BACKPACK a shake, we come up with this:
“Thefitrahconsists of five things: circumcision, trimming the moustache, cutting the nails, plucking the armpit hairs and shaving the pubic hairs”(Al-Bukhari and Muslim.)
and:
“He set us a time limit of no more than forty days for trimming the mustache, clipping the nails, plucking the armpit hairs, and shaving the pubic hair” (Al-Bukhari and Muslim).
Jurists recommend to start shaving the pubic hair from beneath the navel, and to start on the right hand side (and say one should also be concealed from the sight of others when doing this). The rulings are the same for women.
Some posters seem to claim this is practiced more by muslims from warmer climates e.g. Gulf States rather than by people from farther North.
CogitoErgoSum says
Muhammad liked for a woman to look as close to 9 years old as possible.
jewdog says
Maybe old Mo had third stage syphilis – that would explain a lot.
CogitoErgoSum says
Wait a minute. Can we go back to that hadith about cleansing oneself after defecating? At the very end it says to use no less than three stones BUT it also says “or with dung or bones.” I am going to assume that means camel dung because it would make sense that if camel urine is so healthy, camel dung would be also.. And I’m sure camel dung would be much softer than a rock. BUT why can’t camel dung be found at the store in the aisle with toilet paper? It’s just crazy to use rocks when camel dung would be so much better … and it could be flushed down the toilet. So what’s the problem?
boakai ngombu says
as regards stones: use pea gravel when experiencing runny belly; covers the spread easier/ also use granite if you’re a hard ass/ never use your pet rock/ hire rockhounds to find what you need/ use soapstone to wash/ always provide guests with soft rocks/ use pebbles if you must hurl ……
CogitoErgoSum says
If I were a Muslim I’d seriously consider getting a colostomy.
CogitoErgoSum says
On second thought, would very course grit sandpaper be acceptable?
CogitoErgoSum says
I misspelled coarse, but you know what I mean. Just wondering what would be the finest grit sandpaper acceptable to Allah. What do Islamic countries put in their public toilets for people to use in cleaning themselves?
John Spielman says
islam is a filthy religion of death darkness and hell so muslim habits are filthy as well!
gravenimage says
Islamicize Me Day 17: The Cost of Mutah
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This was probably the most hilarious episode! I *loved* Jamal’s face when he first saw the box of rocks. And the “seafood allergy” is the best!
Keep ’em coming.
Flavius Claudius Iulianus says
“latex kufi”
“I have lobsters.” haaaaaaaa. These videos just get better and better.
Maybe you guys could fill the time-slot vacated by the cancellation of ‘Roseanne.’
Georgeo says
A damn great idea!