Do they offer course credit for successful jihad suicide bombings?
Indeed, Allah has purchased from the believers their lives and their properties, for that they will have Paradise. They fight in the cause of Allah, so they kill and are killed.” (Qur’an 9:111)
“Fliers recruiting suicide terrorists to attack US distributed in Iran,” by Jon Levine, New York Post, January 11, 2020 (thanks to The Religion of Peace):
Students at Iran’s Islamic Azad University are being offered a novel new career choice — suicide terrorist.
Leaflets are being distributed at the influential school urging students to sign up for Jihad missions against the United States and Israel to avenge the death of Iranian general Qassem Soleimani.
“Registration for volunteers to commit a suicide attack against the United States and Israel,” it blares. “Hard revenge is underway for those criminals who killed Qassem Soleimani.”
The flyer, claiming to quote the words of Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, carries additional messages of encouragement, including “kill all infidels.”
Anyone looking to volunteer for the mission is asked to leave their first and last name, birth certificate number, education level, current occupation, phone number and fill in an area marked “tell us about your talents.”…
RichardL says
you get only 72 credits and in order to get the degree you have to do it again. islamic university is actually a quite funny concept
Rufolino says
Before any lives are lost, the Pope must immediately contact this university to explain that a correct understanding of Islam does not include violence. Thankyou.
Kilauea says
An Islamic University ranks up there with Hogwarts and all the stupid witchcraft schools featured on the CW, Netflix, and Prime.
gravenimage says
There’s nothing this evil being taught at Hogwarts…
Philis O'Shaughnessy says
Islam is committed to Self destruction. And it should be destroyed. The patience of the world is tested and judgment is upon islam. They can steal the word university , like everything they covet, but they have it twisted.
CogitoErgoSum says
I would think that someone smart enough to get into college would be smart enough not to fall for this but I’ve heard most of the university graduates in Iran can’t get a job anyway. Does it cost anything to register and will all student loans be forgiven for those who successfully become “human bombs?”
CogitoErgoSum says
That brings up another question, if Islam forbids charging interest, do they even make student loans? Who pays for higher education in Iran?
esther says
I am fascinated——as a jew—–just what do I get for this “extra credit”
project
Kilauea says
Extra Credit – An additional 24 ounces of C4
Ashley says
This is grotesquely absurd.
mortimer says
The graduation ceremony is a real bang. Out of this world.
Anjuli Pandavar says
?
Debi Brand says
“… a real bang. Out of this world.”
Like, totally, on both accounts.
Well said, m-t.
mortimer says
The flyer says, “kill all infidels.”
That is the most BIGOTED thing anyone could say.
And the Leftards want us to think that Islam is BENEVOLENT, TOLERANT and that they want COEXISTENCE.
The jihadists want ALL infidels dead. There you have it. They admitted it.
K John Rosier. says
Indeed, but we must remember its all our fault. It always the fault of the House of War, because we are not Muslims. So Jihad is always a defensive action not an offensive one.
After the London bombings of July 2005 it was made quite clear from Islamic sources that those who died in the attack were at fault for not embracing Islam. Though I don’t know how that applied to Muslims who died on their way to work. I suppose the one young Muslim woman who died was punished by Allah for being educated and working for unbelievers.
The left believe Western policy is causing all this. It has nothing to do with the Quran, which they have never read of course. Change the policy and it will stop. They are wrong, but it suits their anti-Western anti-Israel ethos.
And this time they will blame the decision to kill an Iranian General as wholly responsible, forgetting his unblemished record as a true murderous follower of the Quran chapter 9.
So this Iranian University is offering a practical all embracing module in suicide as the fast track to heaven and those 72 virgins (already preparing themselves, as I write, to receive the first graduate) and as a means to destroy all unbelievers wherever they are. Yes. Well that’s been the message from the House of Peace for 1400 years.
But remember it’s always our fault regardless J
Anjuli Pandavar says
It’s like someone performed mass hypnosis some time around 700 AD and let them loose upon the world without waking them up again. They’re still at it, aspiring to the same thing that any mediaeval person would have aspired to: a fantastic Afterlife. Only, you can now get a degree while you’re at it. Does this mean that they get virgins who can read, or perhaps even quote Shakespeare?
gravenimage says
Yes–this is what most leftists believe.
Kilauea says
Don’t worry about them. No one has made it past the final exam and gotten into the field.
Giacomo Latta says
If the flyer were to say ”kill all infidels, starting from the left” then I would agree with Khameini. And the Left should agree too since they are 100% behind this wonderful (cough) culture called Islam.
Westman says
The terrorist producing Islam dogma universities are in Qom, not in Tehran where students are refusing to stomp on the US flag. Future oppressors are minted in Qom.
Ashley says
“Anyone looking to volunteer for the mission is asked to leave their first and last name, birth certificate number, education level, current occupation, phone number and fill in an area marked “tell us about your talents.”…
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I can’t wrap my head that this is true. I don’t believe Azad University is actually endorsing this, but I DO believe the pamphlets have been strewn on the campus.
Weird. Just weird.
gravenimage says
Dear Ashley, you are too civilized to see how uncivilized pious Muslims are.
Here was a keynote address at an Iranian university in 2006:
In order to promote suicide bombing and other terrorism, the regime’s theoreticians have utilized religion both to recruit suicide bombers and to justify their actions…such strategy is apparent in the work of the Doctrinal Analysis Center for Security without Borders (Markaz-e barresiha-ye doktrinyal-e amniyat bedun marz), an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps think tank. Its director, Hassan Abbasi, has embraced the utility of suicide terrorism. On February 19, 2006, he keynoted a Khajeh-Nasir University seminar celebrating the anniversary of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini’s fatwa (religious edict) calling for the murder of British author Salman Rushdie. As Khomeini often did, Abbasi began his lecture with literary criticism. He analyzed a U.S. publication from 2004 that, according to Abbasi, “depicts the prophet of Islam as the prophet of blood and violence.” Rhetorically, he asked, “Will the Western man be able to understand martyrdom with such prejudice? [Can he] interpret Islam as anything but terrorism?” The West sees suicide bombings as terrorism but, to Abbasi, they are a noble expression of Islam…
https://www.meforum.org/1059/irans-suicide-brigades
Rarely says
Not really great for one’s resume. “In my previous job I was a suicide bomber but I failed the psychological assessment so they let me go. It was just piece work anyway and very dangerous apparently with very little future and no comprehensive health plan or decent vacation schedule either.”
Ashley says
LOL!
James Lincoln says
Rarely says,
But I heard somewhere that they had one hell of a dental plan…
J D.S says
Hey Rsrley….May be that’s “desdal” plan, not dental..
J D.S says
Seems like “S” gets in the way of “A” in this post but one can figure it out.
Rarely says
It’s a dead end job–little chance for advancement.
gravenimage says
Now *that* is funny, Rarely.
Kilauea says
I don’t want to die. There’s no future in it. – Curly Howard.
Jim says
If they successfully complete a suicide bombing assignment, how will they get college credits? Posthumously?
Terry says
The transcript credits are 40 virgins posthumously. Imagine the surprise if they are wrong.
Kilauea says
Some of those 40 goats are hot.
eduardo odraude says
News Report from the Onion
Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na’ar, Islam’s Hell.
“I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers,” said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. “But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?”
The rest of Atta’s words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.
According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.
“There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips,” said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. “Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn’t seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday.”
Illustration for article titled Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
“Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others,” added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.
“I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice,” said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. “But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake.”
Exacerbating the terrorists’ tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.
“It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives,” said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. “I mean, it’s tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can’t be fun.”
Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.
“Eventually, we’ll settle on an eternal and unending task for them,” said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. “But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they’ll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can’t even imagine what he’s got cooked up for them.”
Westman says
That’s why they are trying to get young, ignorant of the exploitation, idealist, youth to die for their cause – older people can detect the real motives behind the lies of fame and some “god’s” approval. Any Iranian can wear a suicide vest. It takes a real low-life, pus-minded, snake to send children to die while he grins in safety. Azad university must be the most corrupt university in the world.
Jaydam says
All muslims should be encouraged to register for suicide bomber training in their local mosque. Perhaps a hundred at a time would be a good start. But then what a disappointment it will be for them,.. when there is no sign of the 72 virgins they were promised. Especially when their crown jewels were blown to smithereens on their upward trajectory to paradise. Life can be such a bitch at times.
gravenimage says
Iran’s Islamic Azad University offers “registration for volunteers to commit a suicide attack against US and Israel”
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Gee–when I was in college you could register for stuff like cleaning up the picturesque creek that runs through campus, or to give prospective students and their family tours of the university But then, I didn’t go to school in an Islamic sh*thole…
Wellington says
Tuition free I take it.
Westman says
At the least, instantaneous student debt forgiveness.
Marigold says
We won’t get to hear this on the MSM.It is not WHAT they tell you it is what they leave out.
gravenimage says
The New York Post has to be considered part of the MSM, I think.
Minas says
Two Iranian mothers were sitting down having coffee as they looked lovingly at their children playing. One mother ponders the scene, shakes her head, and says to the other, “They blow up so fast nowadays, don’t they?”
TimothyS says
Fodder for dark humor. But disgusting and dangerous. Watch your local MSA. Find out who the imams are. For those who think it’s just a danger for the Israelis and the middle east, the same mentality is being spread within our own borders. No exaggeration. The same political ideology is unfolding in a city near you.
gravenimage says
Grimly true.
Debi Brand says
The long and short telling of the credentials of the true believer in the alleged message of “Muhammad”:
“… believers …. They fight in the cause of Allah, so they kill and are killed.” (Qur’an 9:111)
Indeed.
Brent K Garner says
Interesting course. Sounds like a real blast of a final exam though!
gravenimage says
🙂
eduardo odraude says
If the university is actually soliciting suicide bombers against the US, perhaps the US should announce that in 36 hours the university will be blown to smithereens. The university should then be utterly destroyed. The person who ordered solicitation to attacks on the US should perhaps be hit by a drone. If they want to make war on us, then we should deter that by responding.