This is funny until you realize that there are people who will actually believe it.
The Qur’an depicts the Jews as inveterately evil and bent on destroying the well-being of the Muslims. The Jews in the Qur’an are called the strongest of all people in enmity toward the Muslims (5:82); they fabricate things and falsely ascribe them to Allah (2:79; 3:75, 3:181); they claim that Allah’s power is limited (5:64); they love to listen to lies (5:41); they disobey Allah and never observe his commands (5:13). They are disputing and quarreling (2:247); hiding the truth and misleading people (3:78); staging rebellion against the prophets and rejecting their guidance (2:55); being hypocritical (2:14, 2:44); giving preference to their own interests over the teachings of Muhammad (2:87); wishing evil for people and trying to mislead them (2:109); feeling pain when others are happy or fortunate (3:120); being arrogant about their being Allah’s beloved people (5:18); devouring people’s wealth by subterfuge (4:161); slandering the true religion and being cursed by Allah (4:46); killing the prophets (2:61); being merciless and heartless (2:74); never keeping their promises or fulfilling their words (2:100); being unrestrained in committing sins (5:79); being cowardly (59:13-14); being miserly (4:53); being transformed into apes and pigs for breaking the Sabbath (2:63-65; 5:59-60; 7:166); and more. They are under Allah’s curse (9:30), and Muslims should wage war against them and subjugate them under Islamic hegemony (9:29).
“‘Juice came from Jews, so Muslims must boycott juice’, says Kerala’s Sunni Maulvi,” Indiafaith.in, August 17, 2020 (thanks to Blazing Cat Fur):
In Kerala, Rahmathulla Quasimi Muthedathu, a Sunni Maulvi has issued a fatwa on fruit juices. In his religious speech, he has appealed the Muslims to boycott all varieties of juice because the juice was introduced by ‘Jews’, the enemies of Islam!
In the video viral on social media, Maulavi Rahmathulla said, “We must chew whatever we consume, chew your water. Never drink the juice. Fruits shall never be mixed up with water. There is a race called ‘Jews’. They are our enemies. Juice came from Jews. Jews…. Juice!”
By claiming that the juice brought to the Middle East by Jews, Maulavi Rahmathulla said, “It was Jews who brought juice. There was no juice in the world before. Who brought juice to the Middle East (West Asia)? It was Jews! So never drink juice.”
According to the report, the speech was delivered at Quran Study Centre, Mukkam….
Prebangian says
Can’t believe Islam made an attempt at humor! This could be a game changer!
JamesC. says
Mahomet founded Islam
Muslims cry ““%}+&;¥ akbar !”
Admiral Ackbar is a Mon Calamari
Calamari include squid
Squidward is a friend of Spongebob
Spongebob lives in Bikini Botton
The first A-bomb was tested at Bikini Atoll
Scientists built the A-bomb
Therefore science cones from Mahomet
Jus used in cooking sounds like Jews
Jus in Latin means “law, right”
The Law came from the Jews
JamesC. says
Botton = Bottom
Cher says
https://www.etymonline.com/word/juice
juice (n.)
c. 1300, jus, juis, jouis, “liquid obtained by boiling herbs,” from Old French jus “juice, sap, liquid” (13c.), from Latin ius “broth, sauce, juice, soup,” from PIE root *yeue- “to blend, mix food” (cognates: Sanskrit yus- “broth,” Greek zymē “a leaven,” Old Church Slavonic jucha “broth, soup,” Lithuanian jūšė “fish soup”). Meaning “the watery part of fruits or vegetables” is from early 14c. Meaning “liquor” is from 1828; that of “electricity” is first recorded 1896.
Horace Jeffery Hodges says
Wow! All that from the Jews!
– Jeffery
James Koidu says
The Koran is wrong
Red Pill says
Don’t drink Camel juice boys.
mortimer says
And by the same logic, brains are also over-rated for Muslims. You know who used their brains? Nazis used their brains. Who needs them?
However, Mohammed said camel urine is good for your health (even though the Saudi medical association has advised against it).
Who are Muslims going to trust? Their infallible prophet? Or some Western-trained doctor who is probably drinking alcohol?
gravenimage says
No juice for you! Only camel urine!
But beware of not getting the real thing:
“Saudis shut down camel urine shop: owner was selling his own urine”
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/12/saudis-shut-down-camel-urine-shop-owner-was-selling-his-own-urine
Really, you just can’t make this sh*t up…
James Lincoln says
gravenimage,
Can you imagine a muslim asking for full refund because the urine didn’t taste like the “real thing”?
curious george says
gravenimage says
Really, you just can’t make this sh*t up…
……………………………
+1
It appears that the old adage is still valid, “truth is stranger than fiction.”
JamesC. says
Nor could the owner of the shop.
Red Pill says
“Saudis shut down camel urine shop: owner was selling his own urine”
Oh man. When you think that muslims can’t surprise you anymore, they make sure you do.
gravenimage says
🙂
FYI says
@Red Pill
Sounds like… the Little Shop of islamic Horrors.
“uncle mo’s Juice:the mehical Doctors choice”
[with pic of zakir naik on the label]
Mauricio says
Hahaha
GreekEmpress says
A lot of things the Imams say sound like something you’d think came from the Onion—
gravenimage says
Yep.
somehistory says
Allright! More of the good juices for the rest of us. Good things should not be wasted on those who do not appreciate them, nor on those who attribute evil to people who were chosen to set a high standard by being given a system of Law from our Creator.
moslims are forced into stupidity from birth. They are forced by the adult moslims into evil thinking from birth. And they take both to the extreme in their daily life and “thinking.”
This guy is a total fool. But, more good OJ, grape, apple, pineapple….for the rest of us who like it. And if the Jews of old were the first people to try draining the good juices from fruit, then they did a good thing. Thanks to our Creator for making the fruits and filling them with juice, and thanks to those who first found out they could be bottled for a refreshing lift in the morning or at the end of a long. hot day.
J Morgan says
I wouldn’t want to live without lemonade in the summer. One more oppressive thing about Islam.
https://cheezburger.com/2908282368
Rarely says
There he is — my ENTIRE argument to restrict immigration. (Thanks to Groucho)
And to think there are some among us who are surprised that so many muslims can successfully plead “insanity” to defend themselves in criminal cases. Personally I am surprised there aren’t more.
Ray Jarman says
I guess it is better to drink dirty water with a fly in it. Only an inbred fool would make a statement like fruit juice is foul because it was brought to the Arabs and the Muslim world by Jews. My Jewish friends will be pleased to know that they invented fruit juice.
mortimer says
MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) is caused by drinking camel urine. Mohammed’s recommended tonic.
gravenimage says
Yep–this is true.
James Lincoln says
mortimer,
Yes, the World Health Organization advises against drinking camel urine to prevent MERS:
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/middle-east-respiratory-syndrome-coronavirus-(mers-cov)
Red Pill says
+1
talleyrand says
no wonder they are pissed off so easly
Hugh Fitzgerald says
Thousands of years before Israel was a Start-Up nation, Jews– we have just learned from Rahmathulla Quasimi Muthedathu– invented juice. Apple, orange, grapefruit, grape, cranberry, pomegranate, you name it. A harbinger of remarkable things to come. It’s a straight line from those juices to what Jews have given the world today: the Ofek 16 reconnaissance satellite, laser anti-missile defense systems, Stuxnet, drip irrigation, million-mile batteries, and thousands of other advances in dozens of fields. It all started with juice.
gravenimage says
🙂
Kesselman says
The funny thing is that it’s Izdamn who contains all the bad vibes. Psychologists have a name for this condition: projection. It’s a projection of the inner turmoil, death wishes, and bad luck for others there have to be let out. But it’s intolerable to know that you have these awful sentiments, therefore, you put on on the other. Btw—I haven’t seen like animosity from Christians or Jews towards the mozzies.
Templer says
Do not drink juice backward fucker
DearDiary says
What a pathetic man.
Guy Macher says
As a cleric he is the finest example of Muslim intellect!
Christopher Watson says
It is amazing there are so many ‘doctors’ or Phds or ‘Professors’ in the Arab world. Do they obtain them from real universities or from internet providers? The University of Upper Goolagig in Swoozaland? One can probably pick up a Phd foe $50.
gravenimage says
heh
somehistory says
In Genesis, Noah, who came before Abraham , Isaac and Jacob…Israel… made some wine. Evidently, he squeezed some grapes, which will produce first juice, then, if allowed to, ferments to become wine.
Cut a hole in an orange and put it to your mouth and suck…the juice readily comes out. Just about any fruit can be squeezed to produce the juice…the water filled with vitamins, natural sugar and lots of flavor.
Juice is a good thing. Even sour lemons make wonderful lemonade for a cool drink on a hot day.
Fools reject the good and slurp up the bad, reject the good and lap up the evil.
gravenimage says
Muslim cleric: “There is a race called ‘Jews’. They are our enemies. Juice came from Jews. So never drink juice.”
……………………….
So Jews are responsible for my morning glass of delicious ruby red grapefruit juice? Thank you, Jews!
Really, though, how retarded is *this*?
“Juice” comes from an old French word dating from around 1300–it has nothing to do with the word “Jews”. And this superficial similarity in word pronunciation does not even exist outside of English (it does not even work in French–“jus” and “Juifs”)–for instance, the word for juice in German is “saft”, in Italian it is “succo”, in Spanish it is “jugo”, and in Arabic is “easir”.
By the way, evidence for producing fruit juice dates to at least 8000 BC–well before those pesky Jews came on the scene.
Remember, this is what passes for “scholarship” in the Muslim world–very sad. But–as is so often the case–Muslims are not just irrational; they are irrational in such ugly ways.
Wellington says
Ah, gravenimage, thank you for reminding me how delicious ruby red grapefruit juice is, which I have not had recently. Will have to get some soon.
And, of course, it must come from Israel. Who could doubt it?
gravenimage says
Sounds good, Wellington–very refreshing on a warm day!
curious george says
gravenimage
+1
BTW, Wellington & gravenimage, there was a time that I enjoyed a mixture of Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice and Orange Juice.
gravenimage says
Sounds tasty, curious george–unlike that Islamic favorite, camel urine and water polluted with dead animals and fly wings:
Narrated AbuSa’id al-Khudri:
The people asked the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda’ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
https://sunnah.com/abudawud/1/66
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said “If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease.” (Sahih Al-Bukhari: Volume 4, Book 54, Number 537)
Wellington says
This again prompts the question, if Islam is finally to be placed on the trash heap of history, where it surely belongs, will it be due to the crushing of it into insignificance or to the mocking of it into insignificance?
Close call that reasonable minds can differ about (preferably while imbibing fine beer and either BLTs or North Carolina BBQ ribs). I don’t know. Really I don’t. But I do favorably entertain the idea that Islam will be virtually laughed out of existence rather than some other way.
Humor is very powerful when dealing with evil. As examples, put Hitler in a dress or have Karl Marx on a game show bidding for a sofa ( a la Monty Python). Same with Islam. Mock it because all evil deserves to be mocked. Preferably to the point of almost complete, if not complete, humiliation followed forthwith by annihilation.
Now, time for a juice drink. I already had orange juice today (Jewish in origin too?), so I think pineapple juice will be my selection here (N.B., I don’t think the Jews, who invented and developed so much, had anything to do with producing pineapple juice—but if they did, then another thank you to just about the most productive people mankind has ever come up with even though Islamic theology demonizes Jews as much, if not more, than Nazism did). Bottoms up.
FYI says
@Wellington
“Humor is very powerful when dealing with Evil”.
So true!
Satire can be more effective than a sniper’s bullet at demolishing a target.
{The only Marx I care for is Groucho:i’m sure you are familiar with the Mirror Scene In Duck Soup.It never grows old}
islamic sources reveal some unflattering facts about muhammed;
He liked to wear Aisha’s dress when channeling his god ‘allah'{Sahih Bukhari 54:7:2442}and his physique was not exactly Herculean{Abu Dawud 40:4731}
muslims try to hide this stuff by {desperately}fiddling the Arabic.
But you cannot hide these things on the internet.
I don’t wish to offend anyone who is obese or small{as there is nothing wrong with that} nor do I really care about anybody cross-dressing like Corporal Klinger from the TV series M*A*S*H{or allegedly the FBI’s Hoover} but it appears from islamic sources that muhammed was..
…. a Fat Cross-dressing Polygamous Midget.
And he owned a magical winged flying donkey with a woman’s face called Buraq.Amazingly,nobody ever saw it.
I’m just going by islamic sources.
gravenimage says
Wellington and FYI, I have just gotten Bosch Fawstin’s book “Islam Bitches”, which makes fun of Islam, the “Prophet” Muhammed, and moronic Western dhimmis.
http://theboschfawstinstore.blogspot.com/2019/06/islam-bitches.html
Mockery is actually a very important tool in facing down evil–plus hilarious!
Wellington says
Much thanks for that link, gravenimage.
gravenimage says
You can also mix juice with SodaStream (which carbonates water)–another Jewish invention from Israel–and make your own healthy sodas.
FYI says
“When Life throws you sour lemons..then make Orange Juice.what the hell are you keeping sour lemons for?”
{a metaphor…..Stay Away or Get Away From Islam:try to do something ELSE with your life}
The Political Oracle says
Prophets (plural) was mentioned several times. This is a revelation that Jesus Christ was a prophet. There are more prophets then!
Mike says
no hate a racemize here
Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says
Mr. Muthedathu’s thesis seems to be based on an English-language pun: that “juice” sounds like “Jews”. But his original article is written in the palindromic language Malayalam:
https://www.asianetnews.com/news/viral-news/not-drink-juice-qasimi-viral-speech-rocks-on-social-media-qf2f75
In spoken Malayalam too, is there a similarity between the words for “juice” and “Jews”?
I congratulate this scholar on his innovative technique of homophone analysis. I wonder what other homophone-pairs this technique could be applied to.
Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says
Some Jews (less than 100) are native speakers of Malayalam:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judeo-Malayalam
Mark Spahn (West Seneca, NY) says
Correction: fewer than 100
https://theweeflea.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/12115934_10156191451065038_8954487975749714045_n.jpg
Tom says
OK, no juice for you, Islami, but more for me. I thank whomever first made grapejuice, for it led to wine. Yum. (in moderation)
(You guys do realize you are sociopathic nutballs, don’t you? And laughable.)
G179 says
Little does he know that the word ‘chew’ came from ‘Jew’. A true Muslim swallows whole fruits, without ever chewing them.
gravenimage says
Pious Muslism certainly swallow a lot of things undigested…
Mauricio says
Here is the rebuttal plan guys: stop drinking coffee since coffee is a muslim invention! (I don’t think anyone will really make it)
Gork says
https://nastyhobbit.org/data/media/7/death-to-juice.jpg
Do you think this was an earlier picture of him?
spiro says
Juice came from Jews so drink juice
That’s a new level of stupid that’s beyond comment
Spiro says
Ops I messed that up
It should say so don’t drink juice
Peter35 says
‘Juice’, ‘Jews’, childish and pathetic. But then, only about 57% of moslems are literate.