Don’t be Islamophobic, you greasy Islamophobe. This could happen anywhere. Remember all the close calls you’ve had at bomb-making classes at your local church.
“30 Taliban killed in own IED explosion,” Khaama Press, February 13, 2021 (thanks to The Religion of Peace):
Security sources say a bomb blast at a mosque in Balkh province has killed at least 30 militants.
The 209th Shaheen Corps said in a statement on Saturday that 30 Taliban fighters including six foreign nationals who were expert mine makers had been killed in a bomb explosion this morning.
According to the statement, bodies of the six Taliban affiliated foreign nationals could not be identified because of the blast.
The incident is reported to have taken place when a group of Taliban militants gathered at a mosque in the village of Qultaq in Dowlatabad district of Balkh province.
Taliban fighters had gathered in the mosque to get instructions and training on making bombs and IEDs….
Peter Buckley says
Since muslims believe that things only happen “by the will of Allah” (including The Crusades and the establishment of the State of Israel, to cite just two examples from history), then clearly Allah doesn’t have much time them.
Hilarious….
JW_Reader says
Reminds me of – Achmed the Dead Terrorist! by Jeff Dunham
https://youtu.be/xSgF24j_LfA
Mike says
Reminds me of Billy Connolly – Terrorist Attack At Glasgow Airport – (Show)
Suicide bombinstructor says………… watch =>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMJBQoHJ4E (at 01:00)
john smith says
Brilliant Mike
gravenimage says
🙂
Westman says
Attention students: Bomb making 101 has been cancelled due to events beyond the control of the former instructors. Please watch for the next posting when a structure to support the bulletin board becomes available.
We are dilligently seeking qualified instructors and will consider experience without regard to physical disabilities such as missing fingers, hands, and eyes. A bonus of 1 kidnapped Christian virgin is available to the successful candidate.
Contact: Taliban Educational Council
tim gallagher says
My immediate response to this report was also “Hilarious”. Ah, sometimes there is some justice in this world. Adios, you would be Muslim terrorist vermin, off to hell you go. If only this would happen more often.
Phil Copson says
Surely, a clear case of “Vengeance will be “mine” sayeth The Lord”…….?
Frank Anderson says
Would “schadenfreude” be appropriate? They died learning how to kill others! A few more like that, the war would be over.
mortimer says
Too true. But this is the exception. Many others are successful.
Mike says
so then mosque are store fronts for making bombs
Besides these were experts
Not any more
Frank Anderson says
I will continue to support the argument that islam is a criminal conspiracy along with being a religion, a cult, a barbaric organization and any other label anyone wants to apply. All of the other labels and organizations have NO LEGAL CONSEQUENCE.
A conspiracy is 1) an agreement 2) of 2 or more persons 3) for an illegal purpose or to use illegal means for an otherwise legal purpose 4) any unlawful act by any one of its members in furtherance of the goals. islam meets every one of these elements.
There is no time limit on how long or short a conspiracy can exist. There is no upper limit on the number of people and organizations which can be members. The whole “religion/cult” controversy distracts and deludes people into confusion and inaction. Search and read the case of United States v. Gary Greenough from the Southern District of Alabama (1985) for one of the best and most concise discussions of a conspiracy.
I know of no law that makes a cult illegal. But there is plenty of US law making conspiracies illegal in both civil and criminal actions.
somehistory says
I know personally an ADA in TX who helped prosecute members of the AB under the RICO statute. These guys are much like moslims in their activities, even to having their own “bible and church.” Murders, smuggling, and other conspired crimes…extortion being a big one. When cair threatens and commits hoaxes in order to get money…
In my opinion, RICO would be perfect for these criminals.
gravenimage says
Somehistory, what are the AB? I haven’t heard that term.
somehistory says
g,
The AB is the Aryan Brotherhood, The ones in Texas are the ABT. Just about every state has its group. The guys join in prison for protection from other gangs made up of other races. “Blood in-blood out” is their motto…as a person must murder to get in and can only get out through their own death. Outside of prison, they have women who associate with them and even some men who help them in their crimes, but are not full members. They have a rule book they call a ‘bible,’ and they have meetings that they call ‘church.’
Because they engage in extortion, prostitution, drug dealing, smuggling, trafficking, murder, etc. they are very much like moslim gangs, such as hezbollah. There was a large number tried by the ADA that I know, and found guilty under RICO.
gravenimage says
Thank you so much, Somehistory. I know about this gang, but had not heard that abbreviation.
Frank Anderson says
We agree. But “Dreamin’ is Free!”.
Rarely says
Frank, they certainly qualify for consideration for this tear’s Darwin Awards.
Rarely says
“year’s” not “tear’s”.
Frank Anderson says
Rarely, OUR keyboards have minds of their own. Sometimes they correct our errors; sometimes they don’t. I understand and agree. Best wishes always.
Rarely says
Thank you Frank. All too often I type “t” instead of “y”. They’re beside each other and I use only one finger. Best wishes to you as well. Please keep the comments coming — they are always refreshing.
gravenimage says
Thanks for that correction, Rarely. Typo…
gravenimage says
Hear, hear, Rarely!
Diane Harvey says
https://ivarfjeld.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/islam_muslim_terror_school_002.jpg
b.a. freeman says
😀
thanks for the belly laugh, Diane!
gravenimage says
Great cartoon!
wth009 says
Oh happy day. Maybe I’ll have another celebration like i had when Arafat died from AIDS!
Clive Delmonte says
I’d like to feel upset for the dead but I can’t. People will live because these aspirant murderers died.
BTW the “Religion of Peace” seems only to be called that by the Pope. Islamic scholars in Cairo and Tehran never call Islam the “the Religion of Peace”. Curious don’t you think?
underbed cat says
Peace in Islam is different from peace in the western world of non muslims, it was considered better to flood the country with “muslim war refugees” from the wars that struck terror into the hearts of the country they just left. Then they can be viewed as victims and accorded shelter. Once the leave the shelter and grow they can influence the new government that terror has no ties to the Islamic states or Isis, demand that it is racist to state the facts and grow power and influence as they over years gains control of what people think, also called the narrative, criminalize speech demanded by the United Nations muslim countries now just called states of the 1 world, plot with in the country they now reside as professionals, stay silent when a jihad takes place, and deny it matters, or excuse any violence as unislamic,. They can spend lots of money on hospitals, major universities, media outlets and organize efforts to new communities to submit to their peaceful message. But that is deception….peaceful?….just enough to gain control then the resistance is learns what their peace is, jihad warfare.
mortimer says
What’s this? Knitting circle at the mosque, Seniors’ yoga stretching class at the mosque. And bomb-making class at the mosque. What could be more normal?
According to tradition, Mohammed personally owned many weapons of war: 9 Swords, 6 Bows, 5 Spears, 2 Helmets, 7 Pieces of body armour, Several Shields, and a few helmets.
It might give some Muslims the impression that Muslims should collect weapons too … so that they could KILL infidel-kafirs.
gravenimage says
Brilliant, Mortimer.
Thomas Faddis says
Love a happy ending for violent islamic jihad terrorist murderous cucks!
Goofy says
Allah is all knowing and all powerful, and it appears in this case that he has got a healthy sense of humour as well!
Mount Zion says
I don’t rejoice in the death of the unrighteous , If I had to choose though to save either the people the bombs where intended for or the muslims in the bomb making class , I bet you already know who I would choose. By the way , what is a bomb class doing in a religion of peace .
Michael Copeland says
As we know…….
“Islam was never a religion of peace.
Islam is the religion of fighting. …….
It is the war of Muslims against infidels.”
Caliph al Baghdadi
https://www.nairaland.com/2315691/isis-leader-baghdadi-says-islam
Goofy says
And infidels includes other Muslims who are not devout enough in your view. Islam is the world’s biggest religion of self righteousness! Therefore, there will always be an urgent need for instructions in bomb production in all the Muslim places of worship!
Phil Copson says
By the way, what is a bomb-making class doing in a religion of peace ?
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It comes under the heading of “Many are called, but “fuse” will be chosen”….?
srikrishnachaitan says
Haha now taliban really don’t claim responsibility
Rarely says
“We got the ‘how’ right. Now if we can just get the ‘when’ right. Anybody got a watch?”
Didn’t their mothers explain to them the danger of running around carrying scissors? Apparently not.
Lookmann says
Explosion at ‘Industrial Unit’ kills 30 workers. [possible MSM headline]
Quite normal.
As Spencer says ” Don’t be Islamophobic, you greasy Islamophobe.
This could happen anywhere”
Except that this unit was in a house of worship for the religion of peace (?),
manned by people who want to kill fellow humans to please their ‘God’
Michael Copeland says
Workplace violence.
ed says
30 jihadist X 72+ perpetual virgins = 2160
should be getting crowded
Rarely says
Nope. It’s the same 72 virgins…recycled.
Jaydam says
It always makes me laugh when i hear of Muslim suicide bombers thinking they are going to get 72 virgins to play with, when they get to paradise. Just how that’s going to work when they have blown them selves to bits is beyond my comprehension. 🙂
Rarely says
Maybe they just get one virgin in 72 pieces.
Jaydam says
+1
somehistory says
Doesn’t ‘taliban’ mean student?
“You reap what you sow.” They were ‘digging a pit’ for others and they fell in. Just desserts.
No pity. Life is sacred, but their guilty deaths kept some, hopefully innocent, people from dying.
Beneath the Veil of Consciousness says
I hope the peaceful mosque had them all sign disclaimers. Otherwise, they’ll be looking at some hefty lawsuits from
the dead students’ Islamophobic relatives.
Bad Penguin says
Rubbed tear gas into my eyes and still couldnt work up a tear for these guys.
Infidel says
As they say in islam, alhamdulillah, or praise be to allah!
asger b says
Things happens… even at instutions of higher education.
Walter Sieruk says
This is a reflection of the Wisdom found in the Bible ,which in Proverbs 19:11 teaches “If a man pursues evil it turns upon him.” [N.E.V.]
Ade Fegan says
watch closely .. I will show you this only once !
Rarely says
Prophetic words.
Perhaps we should hope he’s shared the recipe, the ENTIRE recipe, with other teachers.
Idiots.
John Silvis says
“Woe to he who does evil unto innocents for that evil will fall back upon that fool like light dust thrown up against the wind.” Dhampada of Budda
Peter WF says
Adds new meaning to the average IQ of the inbred.
Search –
“world map average IQ”
“world map marry first cousins”
AleX says
Jannah (جنّة) must be in a terrible shortage of virgins. 72×30=2,160
The apprentices at “school” didn’t even have time to say goodbye to their goats.
JohnTheRevelator says
It’s always amusing to hear when terrorists die by their own hands, but let’s be honest, this will do absolutely nothing to stop Islam or the global Jihad. It’s a tiny drop in the bucket, there are 1.5 billion lunatics like them. For every terrorist that is killed they breed 1,000 more.
The only way to end this problem is either by invading Islamic nations and turning then back into non-Muslim countries by force or by eliminating our enemies, beginning with the terrorists and all their supporters.
Islam is a cancer and the world, esp. our govts, need to wake up and take this threat very seriously. Until we start hearing people like Macron, Biden, Trudeau, Boris Johnson, etc. say that Islam is a danger and needs to be banned, it will only get worse for all of us.
gravenimage says
Afghanistan: 30 Muslims killed in mistake at bomb-making class at mosque
………………..
OK–this *is* grimly hilarious.
And think about classes at Churches and Synagogues–pre-Covid just off the top of my head I remember local classes in knitting, Hebrew, Sunday school discussions for teens, Thai cooking, making your own Valentine’s cards for kids, cooking for Passover, and making Pysanky Easter eggs.
Bomb making classes? Not so much…
Check Burry says
Well I dont see a mistake here at all, more a result really.
Singh T. Junior says
This is a strong case on basis of which request to build mosques can be denied in western countries. They are not safe for communities because you never know what kind of classes are being held inside.
Goofy says
We can only wonder how many bombs have been produced in mosques in Europe.
gravenimage says
Grimly true.