Nothing that Maulana Qasmi said is anything but mainstream Islam:
“Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) said, ‘The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in stature), sixty cubits tall.'” (Bukhari 4.60.3327)
“Indeed, for the righteous is achievement, enclosed gardens and vineyards, and large-breasted women of equal age, and a full cup.” (Qur’an 78:31-34)
“‘Woman with big breasts available in Paradise’, ‘Hoors do not urinate or defecate’: Kerala Maulana’s X-rated vision of paradise stirs controversy,” OpIndia, November 23, 2021:
Maulana EP Abubakar Qasmi has triggered controversy in Kerala after he recounted the advantages of being a Muslim. In his speech, Maulana revealed what Muslims get in ‘Jannat’ or paradise. According to EP Abubakar Qasmi, who gave Islamic speeches in Malayalam, ‘women with big breasts’ are found in paradise. Protests ensued after the offensive language was used by Maulana Qasmi on women as his speeches are popular with Muslims on social media.
Maulana Qasmi further claimed that rivers of wine flow in paradise along with gardens and big bungalows. He went on and said that the women who were in Allah’s paradise neither urinate nor defecate. He also added that Muslims going to Paradise get the privilege of sitting in the lap of the ‘Hoors’ there.
According to ‘Organiser‘, the Maulana said, “If a Muslim going to Paradise needs women with big breasts, then Allah gives them the ‘hoor’ of their choice. In Paradise, Allah has made a river of wine, and those who live there have full permission to swim. There is no restriction on drinking wine, because it is Allah who has created the river of wine.” However, in general, alcohol is considered haram in Islam and consuming it is prohibited….
Infidel says
In other words, they’d be worthless for the purposes of preparing or serving food to non-muslims?
CogitoErgoSum says
Yes, no more blessings for you. You’ll be in Hell with me having scalding water poured down your throat and your skin peeled off at least once every day. It’ll be great fun.
CogitoErgoSum says
But the wildest thing about it is that Allah will be the one doing this to us. I used to think that Hell was the absence of God but instead of spending his time enjoying the sex orgy with the Muslims God will be with us Infidels in Hell having his fun torturing us. Unless ….
CogitoErgoSum says
I have some serious doubts about the true nature of Allah.
Derek Bayliss says
Err Hell is Norse Germanic Goddess Hell
Derek Bayliss says
You do love your myths why is it the 3 male sky gods cults love this hades and hate
I am the Gracious Goddess,
who gives the gift of joy unto the heart of man.
Nor do I demand aught in sacrifice;
for behold,
I am the Mother of all living,
and my love is poured out upon the earth
Arise, and come unto me.
For I am the soul of nature, who gives life to the universe.
From me all things proceed,
and unto me all things must return;
revereridesagain says
The last religion I liked in this context was the Eleusinian Mysteries! Didn’t believe in it either, of course, but they ran a lovely week-long party in celebration of their goddess of life and death, Demeter.
Of course the male sky god cultists will respond with their usual huffiness. How can we avoid being evil unless the God of volcanoes, tsunamis, plagues, ice ages, and civilization ending asteroids teaches us universal love and salvation.
gravenimage says
Derek, this clunky poem is not some ancient text; it is from the Gardnerian Book of Shadows, and dates from the late 1940s or early 1950s, and became popularized in the 1970s. This is “Wicca” or “Neo-Paganism”.
Now, you can believe in whatever you want, but trying to palm this off as traditional paganism, which did indeed practice sacrreifice, including human sacrifice, is just silly.
Then, trying to conflate the savagery of Islam with Judaism and Christianity is absurd. You should at least be honest.
Rufolino says
Women with big breasts are not exactly an alluring prospect for gay people (and there are an equal proportion of gay people in every country and every race.)
But of course, I forgot hat by hat time it won’t matter, they will all have been massacred, hanged from crains, thrown off buildings, and sent to Hades.
Keys says
LOL, good one, Infidel.
I wonder what is meant by “The aloes-wood will be used in their centers.”
If it’s about their bones, that’s a lot of wood for an 88.5* foot tall Muslim and a horror for their “hoors”. But all quite believable ! Yes, indeed !
From The Witchipedia:
“Aloeswood is ruled by Jupiter or Mars and is useful for increasing the intensity of any energy raised for magical purposes. The scent also helps focus the mind on the task at hand while banishing obstructive energies, thus it is an extremely useful addition to any ritual incense.”
*According to an on-line Egyptian Cubit Converter.
Proud Islamophobe says
Perfect! (thumbs up!)
Rarely says
Last I looked there are plenty of women here on Earth with big breasts, oodles of wine and lots of big bungalows.
In addition we have ice cream, Sunday night football, cable TV and pizza. He’ll have to up the ante.
Derek says
Thats fine …. but they would not be 88.5 feet tall. With such tall Hoors, i wonder what the size of their Vag …. would be. Perhaps the idea is that your whole body would perhap have all the nerves that a penis has and could go and swim inside the HOOR. I hope that these HOORs have normal vaginal fluids at least.
Rarely says
Ah yes, my dream girl — 88.5 feet tall suffering from constipation and a urinary tract infection. On second thought: is that anybody’s dream girl???
This stuff is too incredibly hilarious to believe. What incredible imaginations.
BTeboe says
LOL
somehistory says
islam…..all about violence in its many forms. mozlum males do not *love* their women or children, but they have lots of sex with them….making the women and children victims of rape.
Rape is a form of violence to show the victim how superior is the perp.
Murder, terrorism, all violence.
This is all mozlums can have on their minds….violence in all of its many forms and they lust for it.
satanic, demonic, putrid and evil filth.
gravenimage says
All true.
Dum Spiro says
Wow — some people say that they’re “raisins.”
At least he set THEM straight…
— Spero
Dum Spiro says
72 “raisins”:
https://youtu.be/TNL8xugDNZQ
gravenimage says
Yes–the “raisins” thing is absurd–how do raisins have “modest gazes” and huge breasts? Maybe I’ve been buying the wrong brand… 🙂
Mateen Elass says
And, don’t forget, the Muslim “saints” all have perpetual erections, according to Ibn Kathir, as Suyuti and others, so as to never disappoint their houri wives. Ibn Kathir compares the houris to she-camels in heat, who are always looking to get humped (forgive the pun). Only Islam could ruin the purity of heaven with rank decadence.
gravenimage says
Here in the real worls, you are supposed to call your doctor if you have an erection for over four hours…
john smith says
Big breasted women is not every mans cup of tea, some like small breasted women. So it looks like allah is only catering for the jihadi’s that like big tits.
As for my own personal preference, I will remain neutral on that one.
Kepha says
Jesus answered them and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, not the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are they given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven. (Matthew 22:29-30).
mike says
and they are all transgender with still have the tails
Aussie Infidel says
The literal interpretation of verse 78:34 is, “splendid companions well.matched” – no mention of their cup size at all.
Verses 2:25, 4:57, “… they will have purified spouses” (virgins).
Verses 44:54 ; 52:20, 56:22, “We will marry them to fair companions with large beautiful eyes”.
Verses 55:56, 55:74, “Companions of modest gaze untouched before by man or jinn”.
Some of these Muslim clerics must be just dirty old men having sexual delusions.
But the purpose of all this heavenly sex is to con testosterone fueled young Muslim men to become martyrs fighting in the cause of Allah. Muhammad sure knew how to motivate his soldiers and obtain an advantage over his enemies.
Mateen Elass says
Aussie Infidel said: “The literal interpretation of verse 78:34 is, “splendid companions well.matched” – no mention of their cup size at all.”
Sorry, but according to Lane’s Arabic-English Lexicon, the most comprehensive classical Arabic dictionary, the word kawa’iba in 78.33 specifically means femailes “whose breasts are beginning to swell, or become prominent or protuberant.” (see page 2616). This is why every major English translator uses “voluptuous/full-breasted/swelling breasts” or some such combination to translate this word. It is also why early tafsirs waxed eloquent on the physical attributes of the houris.
somehistory says
“the purpose of all this…is to con “….exactly right. And they are gullible enough to believe it all and murder and die to get this *illusion* of something.
BTeboe says
Yes, used car salesmen have nothing on Islam.
gravenimage says
This is Qur’an 78:33. This, from the Qur’anic Corpus, with multiple translations:
Sahih International: And full-breasted [companions] of equal age
Pickthall: And voluptuous women of equal age;
Yusuf Ali: And voluptuous women of equal age;
Shakir: And voluptuous women of equal age;
Muhammad Sarwar: maidens with pears-shaped breasts who are of equal age (to their spouses)
Mohsin Khan: And young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age;
Arberry: and maidens with swelling breasts, like of age,
https://corpus.quran.com/translation.jsp?chapter=78&verse=33
Randall Ritter says
Allah may be a conman and the after life as he sells it is too good to be true. However the threat of Islam against the west is as real as it gets. Biden playing footsies now with the Taliban is proof of this threat. His underestimating the Taliban, handing over weapons and an air base to do with what they want only increases this threat. Also it displays his poor judgement as a leader of the most powerful country of the West. Not to mention his open boarder.
gravenimage says
I actually find the description of the Muslim paradise terribly depressing, not “too good to be true”. Imagine beings created especially to be raped by Jihadists for eternity. Poor things if they existed.
gravenimage says
India: Muslim cleric stirs controversy with lurid description of ‘women with big breasts’ in paradise
………………….
Who is this controversial with? This is what orthodox Islam claims. This is what many loser Jihadists murder others for.
Infidel says
W/ women? Wonder how many muslimahs know about it? I totally cracked up when Dr Fauzia Rauf, an Afghan ex-muslimah who converted to Hinduism, asked on an YouTube discussion that included RS, “Where are my 72 virgins?” ? ?
OLD GUY says
Well most islamic muslim terrorist are considered mentally ill. This guy fits the bill perfectly.
Proud Islamophobe says
Satan loves making fools of people. This is just another example.