Elected president without truly running or people truly voting, he has gone on to run the country without truly running it.
Joe Biden is a man of many accomplishments. Like blinking, reading a teleprompter, occasionally correctly, following directions on cheat sheets, intermittently being aware of where he is, eating ice cream and occasionally going to the bathroom on his own.
Elected president without truly running or people truly voting, he has gone on to run the country without truly running it.
Now, as Biden prepares to run for a second term of serving as a puppet for dueling bands of Obama, Warren and Sanders staffers who all take turns pulling his strings, he is expected to quietly celebrate his 80th birthday out of sight with close friends and family in a basement getting pumped full of the methamphetamines that allow him to finish complete sentences.
“I’m sure Republicans will use the day to remind everyone that he’s some out-of-it octogenarian, which couldn’t be farther from the truth,” a Biden ally complained to The Hill.
Why would Republicans possibly do when they can save it for 2024?
The midterm results have made Biden a frontrunner for the 2024 nomination which is reassuring news for Hunter, China and 1,000 of his closest friends and lobbyists.
While many will make jokes at Biden’s expense in 2024, most standup comedians who don’t expect to appear on Colbert or host one of the numerous failed Daily Show successors or appear at a college campus can keep on making them.
One of the functions of the post-presidential presidency is being a foil for humorists. There’s always some official reason why Democrat presidents or nominees can’t be mocked, like they’re black, female or Hillary Clinton. With Biden, comedy is running out of excuses not to be funny.
If you’re a standup comedian or a lefty high school talent show that airs live on Saturday nights and you can’t make fun of a confused, incoherent shambling wreck who gets his sentences from a Scrabble board that fell into a Olive Garden endless salad bowl, maybe it’s time to give up and do something more productive like changing Biden’s diapers.
Happy birthday, Joe Biden. You took our savings, our happiness and our future. The least you can do is unintentionally make us laugh.
Wellington says
Biden serves as arguably the best example of a person with no qualities, no virtues, who nonetheless climbed the ladder, a la Disraeli, to the top of the greasy pole. He is living proof, par excellence, of the Peter Principle. He is the greatest giant nothing in all of American history and he and his handlers are presently doing great harm to America.
Biden is a waste product and then some in most every way. What a dismal creature.
tim gallagher says
It’s a pretty amazing story, Wellington, that such a total mediocrity could have reached the exalted position he now occupies. As I’ve said before, the thing that I don’t get at all is how such a publicly creepy guy, with his bizarre sniffing of the hair of young girls and women out in public, could have been allowed to advance. The American people must be very forgiving because I’m sure that that video I have seen of him sniffing the very uncomfortable young girl’s hair would have ended his career in Australia. Apart from the lack of ability that you speak of, he would be considered way too weird, and just plain “off” and pedophilic, to advance up the greasy pole.
Wellington says
Pretty damn sad, tg, that the American Presidency has come to this with Dementia, Mendacious, Corrupt and Creepy Joe as POTUS. What a massive descent from the likes of Washington and Lincoln. Dispositive, though, of just how screwy times have become.
tim gallagher says
It’s sad alright, Wellington. I suppose Biden is basically a clueless, because so far gone into dementia, puppet who just goes out and says what his handlers tell him to say. He is certainly in a different league to those impressive Presidents you mention. He is a very clear symbol of the decline which can be found in many western countries. Are you impressed with DeSantis as a possible President? Many commentators in Australia, on Sky News, a fairly conservative network, are impressed by him and I have been with what I have seen of him.
Wellington says
I am very impressed with DeSantis, tg. He’s the real deal. He’s brilliant, tough and capable—and conservative to the core. He is not be underestimated. Frankly, more and more I find myself preferring DeSantis to Trump. Trump did great things as President and the wrongs done to Trump by the Democrats, MSM and RINOs are appalling—and continuing to this day (e.g., a partisan hack named Jack Smith was just appointed as Special Counsel by the ever disgusting Attorney General Merrick Garland to investigate Trump for J6 and what he took to Mar-a-Lago) but Trump is such a lightning rod for haters and weasels everywhere that it could result, almost certainly would result, in Trump himself and not his policy proposals being the be-all and end-all in 2024. Not sure.
Well, whoever is the candidate for President, which at this point in time I should think will be either Trump or DeSantis, he’ll have my vote because the Democratic Party has crossed the Rubicon by entering into American-destroying activities, not the least of which is the weaponization of federal agencies.
tim gallagher says
Thanks for that, Wellington. From what I’ve seen of DeSantis, just a few short video clips of him making speeches, such as when he recently had a big win in the elections, he seems very impressive. I think a younger man, with plenty of vigour and a very sharp mind would be a good move for the President. I wasn’t impressed with Trump putting DeSantis down as “DeSanctimonious” although I suppose it is witty. As you say, anyone that can bury the Democrats would be good for the entire world.
James Lincoln says
Wellington says,
“I am very impressed with DeSantis, tg. He’s the real deal.”
He sure is the real deal – an absolutely fantastic Florida Gov. He would also make a great POTUS.
That being said, if he continues to gain traction and decides to throw his hat in the ring for POTUS, the mainstream media / Democrats / RINos will treat him the same way that they have been treating Pres. Trump. Count on it.
Bottom line: whoever is on the ticket in 2024, Trump or DeSantis, they are both great choices.
࿗Infidel࿘ says
Wellington and James
I’d like to see the next 12 years after 2024 to be in solid MAGA hands. If we get DeSantis in 2024, we’ll get just 8 such years, and there’s no telling what will follow. Which is why I’d like DeSantis to complete his term in Florida, and after he leaves office in 2026, he should spend the next 2 years running, while we have Trump in the White House
I’ve heard some people like Breitbart editor Alex Marlow state that the GOP is stronger when it has a primary than when it doesn’t, and he supports DeSantis running for that reason. The way I see it, the reason you have a primary is not just contesting personalities but contesting ideas, and there is little to distinguish Trump from DeSantis. So having the 2 of them face-off in a primary makes no sense
If there are people who want there to be a primary, let there be one b/w Trump and Pence, who has been distancing himself from Trump ever since 2020 and has jumped on to the anti-Trump bandwagon within the GOP, and let’s see who prevails
James Lincoln says
Infidel,
Yes, the best scenario would be for Pres. Trump to complete four more years as POTUS and then have Gov. DeSantis complete the next eight…
Wellington says
Echoing Infidel, I agree with you, James. Ideally, four more years of Trump as President and then eight years following with DeSantis as POTUS might very well rescue the United States from itself. But this is the optimal scenario and, adding to what tim gallgher wrote, I too was not impressed at all with Trump putting DeSantis down—and demonstrating again that although Trump is a great man he is often his own worst enemy.
Besides, as important as Trump is—and he is very important—the American nation is even more important, it is larger than any personality. Trump needs to realize this fully once and for all and put America above himself. In brief, his snarky assessment of DeSantis, who is a very good man, was completely uncalled for and only aids the opposition and not conservatives.
James Lincoln says
Wellington,
100% correct.
He will also never be held accountable.
If the “stuff” really hits the fan with the investigations by Congressmen James Comer and Jim Jordan, Sleepy Joe will be found “incompetent” to understand the case against him.
Wellington says
I hope, James, Biden is held accountable for all of his corruption but I doubt he will be because, after all, he’s a Democrat.
tim gallagher says
At this stage of his mental decline into dementia, James, I suppose Joe Biden wouldn’t understand the charges brought against him. He genuinely does seem to be off on some other planet much of the time. He surely is not to any job at all and yet there he is in one of the most important jobs in the world.
Aloha Akbar says
Sung to the tune of “I (who have nothing) – by the infidel Tom Jones & also by the unveiled piece of meat, Shirley Bassey:
I, I who knows nothing
I, I who loves no one
Abhors you and want your votes
I’m just a no one, with nothing to give you but oh
I forgot now
You, you give me kickbacks
Cash, investments or diamonds
But believe me, Xi, when I say
You can rule all the world
And I’ll just look the other way
I owe you
You can bribe me any way you want
With fancy clubs and restaurants
But I prefer to have ice cream
My nose pressed up against a young girls hair
I, I who knows nothing
I, remember nothing
Must know you, what was your name?
Confused you again for somebody else
Darling you know I
Ignore you
sherc100 says
@Aloha Akbar, You should be proclaimed Poet Laureate for that one!!!!
Aloha Akbar says
Haha, thanks @sherc100
Just trying to lighten the mood in an otherwise gloomy world
Walter Sieruk says
This above,top, picture reveals something. Which is Joe Biden showing his very mentally level. As his sitting down and having a slice of pizza is about the speed of Biden. Next feeble old Joe will become happy and delighted if he finds out that he will be given ice cream for dessert.
What a simple -minded idiot. Still, since he’s masquerading as a genuine US President he actually a very dangerous and subversive simple- minded idiot.
What Joe Biden is trying to do in the photo is what the sociologists call “impression management.”
Meaning this fake of a “president” to do is making a feeble attempt to look like an all American down to earth leader, like Ronald Reagan.
This staged show that Biden is such an obvious “put on” Biden fools no one. Still simple- minded Joe feels that he will be able get away this public image without anyone catching on that it’s just all an act.