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We all know that Old Joe Biden grew up as a black, Jewish, Puerto Rican Catholic. He famously said in January, “I may be a practicing Catholic, but I used to go to 7:30 mass every morning in high school and then on college, before I went to the black church. Not a joke.” Last September, he told a Jewish audience, “I probably, uh, went to shul more than many of you did. … I’m a practicing Catholic but I’d go to services on Saturday and Sunday. You think I’m kidding.” No, Joe, I think you’re lying. In October, Biden added, “I, uh, I, uh, was sort of raised, uh, in the Puerto Rican community at home, politically.”
In light of the putative president’s remarkably multifaceted and evolving upbringing, it came as something of a surprise Tuesday when Old Joe, speaking in Warsaw, didn’t claim to be Polish. Instead, he just said he grew up wishing he had been Polish. Could Joe Biden, after sixty years of cheerful and relentless lying, be starting to show some respect for the truth? Nah.
Sounding feeble and exhausted, Biden said, “And, Mr. President, the connection between Polish and, uh, Amerrruuhhh — P-Polish and American people is extremely strong and deep. I was kidding with the President. I was, uh, as a young man, I was born in a coal town of Scranton, Pennsylvania, northeastern Pennsylvania, in an Irish Catholic neighborhood. Then when coal died, we moved down to Delaware, to a town called Claymont, Delaware, which was a working-class town. And, uh, but everyone in town was either Polish or Italian. I grew up feeling self-conscious my name didn’t end in an ‘s-k-i’ or an ‘o.’”
So Biden, the black Jewish Puerto Rican Catholic child, grew up feeling sorry that he wasn’t Polish or Italian. Why Old Joe drew the line at appropriating those identities along with his others is unclear. Maybe he was too tired after his surprise trip to Ukraine and other countries in Eastern Europe to concoct some story about how, in the few hours he had left after stopping by the synagogue, the Puerto Rican community center, the black church, and the Catholic church, he used to sneak off for pierogis and gołąbkis at his Polish buddies’ houses so often that his friends started to call him “Stosh.” And then, on his way home, he would stop by his Italian friends’ houses, where he would be greeted as “Tony,” for a couple of cannolis.
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࿗Infidel࿘ says
So why are Dems, as well as a whole bunch of GOPers, giving George Santos all that grief over being Jew-ish rather than Jewish? If Biden is a ‘Jewish’ Catholic, he too is using ‘Jewish’ as <Jew-ish rather than Jewish since nobody can be a Jewish Catholic
Why didn’t he toss in Ukrainian into that mix, given how fond he is of talking about all his myriad ethnicities?
wpm says
Demented empty suit ,he would say he was an oak tree or poison ivy if his handles told he had to say it. Of course he would say it in his own mumbling bumbling language with the MSM doing the translation for us that it was the best speech an oak tree or a bush of poison ivy made it front of a crowd of supporters (a crowd defined as three or more train seal types who would clap if he drop a duce in his pants as a great accomplishment ) that is old Joe just send his cut 10 percent routed to an off shore account he will be happy ,that an a ice cream cone or a young girls hair to sniff keeps him going.
somehistory says
A liar forgets his lies, so may say many lies later that contradict his earlier lies.
Stupid can’t be fixed. And lairs lie, so should not be believed.
Yesterday, there was a news item about a criminal, seated in a police car, asking his iphone to give him a plausible story…as he had already lied several times and was in hot water. ‘He asked “Siri” to help him out with an answer for his thefts.
Perhaps biden should be given an iphone he could use when he needs another lie. Siri could be on speed dial so he wouldn’t have to remember more than one digit.
Rob (Robin) Blair Harris says
Self -loathing shapeshifter.
Is there no fantasy so bizzare that this dope won’t use it?
Keys says
Jozef Cardinal Bidenski !
kq6kq6kq6 says
He can lie and say he’s this and that and that and this. But from what I’ve read, he can’t say the word “God.”
joanofark06 says
Well, that’s because there are MANY gods, and he wouldn’t be able to keep each one straight enough in his head, to keep just that one!
And also, there being so many different gods, for all the many religions, makes it easy for ANYONE at all sound “Christian-like”, by just using the word “god” in a sentence, question such as “Do you believe in god”? So it’s easy enough for everyone to answer with a “yes”, because they might believe/pray, with one of the many gods of THEIR religion. Like a Hindu god, for an example.
Even satan is the “god of this world” we’re told in our bibles. We’re also told, that NO ONE comes to the Father (God), except through Jesus. So that is why, most Christians will end a prayer with “In Jesus name, we pray, Amen”