“If the newborn is not one of our Shiites, the devil inserts his index finger into the anus of the newborn, who thus becomes a passive homosexual”

Here is some astonishingly high-level anthropological/theological/physiological analysis from a Shi’ite cleric. Now we know why Reza Aslan, the apologist for the Islamic Republic of Iran and Sharia oppression, accuses his foes of being homosexual.

“London-Based Shiite Cleric Yasser Al-Habib in Anti-Sunni Rhetoric: The Caliph Omar Had an Anal Disease that Made Him Addicted to Homosexuality,” from MEMRI, May 24:

Following are excerpts from an address by London-based Kuwaiti Shiite cleric Yasser Habib, which aired on Fadak TV on May 24, 2012. Fadak TV is dominated by Sheik Habib, who fled Kuwait in 2004 following a one-year prison term for cursing the Caliphs Omar and Abu Bakr and Prophet Muhammad’s wife Aisha. He was then sentenced in absentia for 10 years in prison. In September 2010, Kuwait revoked his citizenship.

Yasser Habib: Anyone who consents to being called “Emir of the Believers” is a passive homosexual. Omar Ibn Al-Khattab, for example, who willingly assumed this title, was, without a doubt, a passive homosexual. The same goes for the caliphs Othman Ibn Affan, Muawiyya, Yazid, and the rulers and sultans of the Umayyad and Abbasid dynasties, as well as some of the rulers and sultans of our day and age. For example, the king of Morocco bears this title, and he is referred to as “the Emir of the Believers” by the [Moroccan] media. This is how you know that he is a passive homosexual.

This is in addition to the evidence revealed by Western media, which showed that the current king of Morocco is indeed a passive homosexual who belongs to the homosexual community. This was leaked from his palace by his assistants, his servants, and his “boys,” whom he would penetrate and who would penetrate him. They fled to Europe, sought asylum, and exposed all this.

Another such example is the person who ruled Afghanistan for a short time — the so-called Mullah Omar.

[…]

It is told [in the hadith] that Omar Ibn Al-Khattab had an anal disease, which could be cured only by semen. One should know that this is a well-known medical condition, which is also mentioned in sacred texts. Someone who, God forbid, has been penetrated in the anus — a worm grows within him, due to the semen discharged in him… A disease develops in his anus, and as a result, he cannot calm down, unless… That’s right, it becomes like an addiction, and he cannot calm down unless he is penetrated again and again.

[…]

The Shiites are undoubtedly protected from this disease, and from committing this abominable and hideous act.

[…]

As for the Nasibis [who hate the Prophet Muhammad’s family], they are definitely afflicted with this homosexuality.

[…]

One of the devils is present at the birth of every human being. If Allah knows that the newborn is one of our Shiites, He fends off that devil, who cannot harm the newborn. But if the newborn is not one of our Shiites, the devil inserts his index finger into the anus of the newborn, who thus becomes a passive homosexual. If the newborn is not a Shiite, the devil inserts his index finger into this newborn’s anus, and when he grows up, he becomes a passive homosexual. If the newborn is a female, the devil inserts his index finger into her vagina, and she becomes a whore….

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  1. says

    “If the newborn is not one of our Shiites, the devil inserts his index finger into the anus of the newborn, who thus becomes a passive homosexual”

    But before he does it, he looks to his left and says to Muhammad, hey, watch this.

  2. says

    “If the newborn is not one of our Shiites, the devil inserts his index finger into the anus of the newborn, who thus becomes a passive homosexual”

    Ha ha! That means this Shia Imam implies that all the Sunnis,who are the majority in Muslim sect are all gays!Within Islam there is lot of mud slinging and enemity-a Sunni calling a Shia kafir,both calling an Ahmediyya kafir and so on…But they will pose to the outside Kafir world as one Islamic brotherhood and an united “Umma”! All an evywash. At the end times,Islam is going to vanish at the hands of not outsiders-BUT MUSLIMS alone.

  3. says

    “…he cannot calm down, unless… That’s right, it becomes like an addiction, and he cannot calm down unless he is penetrated again and again.”

    I guess that explains all the moslem “rage boys”; they haven’t been “penetrated” recently. Maybe the next time that they’re frothing over a Koran-burning or a cartoon, Hillary or BHO can suggest that they get “penetrated”, and calm down.

    If the Nobel Prize for medicine was as phony as the Peace Prize, this guy would be a sure winner.
    _________________

    “If Allah knows that the newborn is one of our Shiites, He fends off that devil, who cannot harm the newborn.”

    What do you mean “If Allah knows”? Do you mean that Allah might NOT know? Sounds like blasphemy to me.

  4. says

    Seriously, these people are sick and twisted beyond belief. Who even thinks about doing what he describes the devil doing? Obsessed with sex, pedophilia, homosexuality, bodily fluids and functions……they are utterly disgusting, the absolute lowest of the low.

  5. says

    My sympathies are in this case entirely with the Kuwaitis who rid themselves of this repressed character who is calmly expressing some of the silliest nonsense I have ever heard from anyone.

    For those with some curiosity regarding Shia/Sunni confrontations – and possessing lots of stamina – here is a link to the first episode of a 30-part (!!) series, beginning with the cleric thanking his Shia master for the “success in reviving the day of Aisha’s death with this celebration”.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1RwyfS6Rso&feature=relmfu

  6. says

    I don’t mean to take the side of Sunnis over Shia, as that’s like choosing dog poop over cat poop, but one thing about the statements above.

    Caliph Umar I is the caliph Yasser Habib is talking about. He does know that Caliph Umar was the father of Hafsa, one of Mohammed’s wives. How does he reconcile that w/ Caliph Umar being gay?

    Or is it in the same ballpark as the Jews being the reason for all ills?

  7. says

    With this unparalleled kind of high level demonstration of Islamic knowledge coming out of the mouth of this “holy” representative of the religion of pieces, Islam doesn’t really need any outsiders to make it look bad.

    Islam makes ITSELF look bad!

    You just can’t make this S**T UP!

    My 1,000 apologies to any innocent piece of excrement out there (even if it’s of the really stomach churning, deeply offensive, “Oh my GOD; I want to shoot myself” foul smelling kind) that may have felt offended by it being used to express my reaction to the incredibly moronic uttering of this sorry excuse of a human being (sorry to those offended humans out there).

    I can’t believe (or could I?) that there is ANYONE out there with even a half ounce of a brain that can pay attention, LISTEN, or actually BELIEVE this. The insane are running the Asylum!

    That being said…

    You Just Can’t Make This SH*T UP!

  8. says

    Did anyone hear the Pope’s Vatican speech the other day, where he said that any male baby that is not born a Roman Catholic will grow up to become a homosexual transvestite dwarf unless he takes it up the ass on a regular basis?

    Oh, ok.. so I made this up, but imagine the uproar throughout the World if any major religious leader said something like this, whether it be the Pope or the Dalai Lama or the Archbishop of Canterbury? This would be a huge news item!
    Of course when Muslim clerics say something like this hardly anyone bats an eyelid. Is this because the Left and the MSM do everything they can not to report such things, or is it because the rest of the World already knows that Muslims are as mad as hatters and expect nothing less from them?

  9. says

    I surely hope the devil is thoroughly washing his hands after all those anal insertions. Proper hygiene is essential in THAT line of work!

  10. says

    Of course he is absolutely correct in every way. It is gratifying to hear the truth on such a sensitive topic proclaimed so sincerely and accurately to the entire world. As Sunni Muslims we must know these truths before we probe deeper into the forbidden delights of Satan’s alley. I long await the pearls that await me in paradise and pray that my impending martyrdom may leave my rectal functions intact. My sphincter is twitching in expectant anticipation.

  11. says

    This sounds like something straight out of the sixteenth century witch craft trials.

    Back then, people believed that the Devil was always around, in one form or another.

    Yasser Al-Habib would have fit in nicely in the sixteenth century, but he is a little out of place in the twenty first.

  12. says

    ‘The Devil made me do it’…I said that to my father once…he grinned and said, ‘Well then lets beat the devil out of you’…I never said that again…

  13. says

    Perhaps Yasser al-Habib is boasting about being an active homosexual? Or is Iblis just helping non-Shi’ites with their Istinjaa, and all good Ithna-ashariyya Shi’ites need to practice constipation?

    All kidding aside, I add my voice to those who call this speech one of the silliest things I’ve ever read.

    I wonder if there are any Shi’ites out there who are utterly embarrassed by this kind of rhetoric?

  14. says

    Notice that no stigma is thrown on the active homosexual — only on the passive one.

    According to some scholars, that is a characteristic of many pre-industrial cultures — the ancient Greeks tended, for example, to target stigma in the same way. The ancient Greeks did not distinguish between heterosexual and homosexual, but rather between passive and active in sex. The active was masculine, and considered therefore acceptable, while the passive was deemed feminine, and therefore, except in limited situations, considered rather contemptible. Women were often held in low regard in ancient Greece. So there was little stigma on the homosexual act as far as the active partner was concerned — the passive partner was contemptible, except if he was young (no or very little facial hair yet), did not himself desire the passive role, and was the protege of his older mentor/partner.

    Thus the ancient Greeks did not have a concept strictly speaking of “homosexuality” vs. “heterosexuality” — or if they did, it was, compared to today, little noticed among them. Their sexual division was between male and female, and male roles and female roles. The discovery of “homosexuality” seems only to have fully been made with the growing equality of women with men. Once that had sufficiently penetrated consciousness, the primary sexual division could no longer be between male (active/laudible) and female (passive/contemptible). Female had become as laudable as male. At that point, the distinction between heterosexual and homosexual could become visible, since the previous paradigm had collapsed.

    However, the theory is challenged by the story of Achilles and his lover — neither of whom, as far as I know, were held in contempt. Also, the soldiers of at least one well-known ancient Greek army were encouraged to be lovers, apparently in order to cement their bonds in battle. Perhaps those martial pairs took turns in the active role and were saved from contempt because as soldiers they were above any charge of passive or feminine desire.

  15. says

    I’m sure it makes people on this and other boards feel so much better about themselves, to ridicule this man and his beliefs.

    But try looking closer home, and you will see that our glorious Western leaders are devoting their undivided attention and immense resources to diplomatic sidestepping – as this man’s country approaches nuclear capability.

    Go on, don’t be shy…who will history record as the fool?

  16. says

    Hey come on…… these guys have no brains at all…. what can you expect from these muslim idiots. He’s got his diaper on his head.

  17. says

    Do these islamic imbeciles ever think what they saying? Let’s do the math.
    There are about 490,000 babies born every day. There are 86400 seconds in a 24 hour day. So that’s 5.67 babies per second. So allah and the devil has to do 5.67 babies per second year. We have to assume that the devil and allah have to be travel companions.
    Question is when does allah have time to do anything else in the universe except examine newborns? When does the devil do all his other mischief such as pissing in ears of muslims? Or hanging around mosques to see if there is going to be calls for prayers?

  18. says

    Reading this stuff makes me feel like I need to go take a shower.

    But Mr Spencer left out the *really* creepy part.

    “At that moment [when the devil is supposedly doing his nasty thing – dda], the newborn cries loudly, as he comes out of his mother’s womb.

    “Note that some children cry normally at birth, while others cry loudly and incessantly.

    “You should know that this [the loud and incessant crying of some small babies – dda] is the work of that devil, according to this narration.”

    Allow yourself to reflect on the fact that there are people who *believe* this vile sh*t.

    Now, imagine your Shiite mama and papa who have just had a baby. And the poor wee mite has reflux, or colic, or a food sensitivity, and howls day and night from day one, as some babies do.

    What, ladies and gentlemen, do you suppose the idiot parents, their heads stuffed full of the garbage about the Devil’s Finger, are going to conclude about their baby?

    And what, ladies and gentlemen, do you think is likely to happen to that baby, as a result?

    What are a pair of thoroughly-brainwashed Mohammedans going to do to a new baby that they think has been selected – doomed, programmed by the devil – to grow up to be a passive homosexual (if male) or a whore, if female?

  19. says

    You can’t make this stuff up. What perfect material for a Monty Python movie, “The Life of Mohammad,” in the spirit of “The Life of Brian.” But then former Python troupers have said they wouldn’t dare make a movie about Mohammad because of the likely repercussions.

    “If the newborn is not one of our Shiites, the devil inserts his index finger into the anus of the newborn, who thus becomes a passive homosexual.”

    Further revelations by Yasser Habib: “If the devil inserts his nose into the newborn’s anus, the newborn becomes a active homosexual.”

    ‘If the devil does the Hokey-Pokey and turns around three times, the newborn will become a mullah. If he turns around only two times, he becomes a bisexual mullah. If the devil does the Twist and no turns, the newborn will become a Sunni imam of questionable gender.”

    “If the devil inserts both his thumbs under the newborn’s armpits, the newborn will have a sex change. If the devil inserts both index fingers under the newborn’s armpits, the newborn will become a cross-dresser and wish to be a stewardess on British Airlines, or failing that, on Jet Blue.”

    “If the devil blows his nose into the face of a newborn, the newborn will become a Shi’ite Shirley Temple who can tap dance and sing ‘The Good Ship Lollipop’ during Friday prayers in a tutu. If the devil burps into the face of a newborn, the newborn will become a Baptist holy-roller and audition on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and sing ‘Jerusalem’ in a strange dialect.”

    I have it on good authority that Yasser Habib has applied for membership in the British Pediatricians Association, and is penning an article for the Journal of the British Medical Association, as well.

    In any event, Yasser Habib sasy the newborn will become an apostate. So, off with his head. And his mother’s, too.

    Or maybe you can make it up. Would it make a difference?

  20. says

    Any person that has known any muzlim knows they are all gay flamers. I lived in Cairo and every muzzie I ever met was into anal sex especially with boys and young animals. Why do you think that goats are always so damned angry. They have to run from muzzies all day long. read the queeran. Look at the name of their book, queeran. Cannot be more obvious than that. Old moohammed was a big time banger of boys, men, dead, living, 2 legged and four legged. islam is just another sick sexual disease.

  21. says

    “If the newborn is not one of our Shiites, the devil inserts his index finger into the anus of the newborn, who thus becomes a passive homosexual”
    ……………………………….

    So much for the common Islamic idea that all children are “born Muslim”…

    Another important point here, and one that I have emphasized many times: note that the child is cursed not by being made homosexual, but a *passive homosexual*.

    For those confused about Islam’s seeming contractions when it comes to homosexuality, *this* is the nub. Those who engage in homosexual sex that is coercive or out-and-out rape, or for those who victimize young boys, there is no condemnation.

    But for those who indulge in consensual sex, who feel any sort of affection for their partners, or who can be considered “bottoms”, these people are heatedly condemned under Islam.

    More:

    Fadak TV is dominated by Sheik Habib, who fled Kuwait in 2004 following a one-year prison term for cursing the Caliphs Omar and Abu Bakr and Prophet Muhammad’s wife Aisha. He was then sentenced in absentia for 10 years in prison. In September 2010, Kuwait revoked his citizenship.
    ……………………………….

    When “Blasphemy laws” collide. What the “Sheik” said was orthodox Shi’ism, but is, of course, forbidden under Sunni Islam.

    More:

    Yasser Habib: Anyone who consents to being called “Emir of the Believers” is a passive homosexual. Omar Ibn Al-Khattab, for example, who willingly assumed this title, was, without a doubt, a passive homosexual. The same goes for the caliphs Othman Ibn Affan, Muawiyya, Yazid, and the rulers and sultans of the Umayyad and Abbasid dynasties, as well as some of the rulers and sultans of our day and age. For example, the king of Morocco bears this title, and he is referred to as “the Emir of the Believers” by the [Moroccan] media. This is how you know that he is a passive homosexual.
    ……………………………….

    More Shi’ite jockeying for power…

    More:

    This is in addition to the evidence revealed by Western media, which showed that the current king of Morocco is indeed a passive homosexual who belongs to the homosexual community. This was leaked from his palace by his assistants, his servants, and his “boys,” whom he would penetrate and who would penetrate him.
    ……………………………….

    Again, raping boys is not a crime in Islam. In fact, Ahmadinjad’s “spiritual adviser” recently condoned the prison rape of females *and* males in Iran.

    It is the line “and who would penetrate him” alone that is damning here.

    Not that this means I take any of this at face value. Islam”Sunni or Shi’ite-has always been long on accusations and short on facts.

    More:

    It is told [in the hadith] that Omar Ibn Al-Khattab had an anal disease, which could be cured only by semen. One should know that this is a well-known medical condition, which is also mentioned in sacred texts…

    Someone who, God forbid, has been penetrated in the anus – a worm grows within him, due to the semen discharged in him… A disease develops in his anus, and as a result, he cannot calm down, unless… That’s right, it becomes like an addiction, and he cannot calm down unless he is penetrated again and again.
    ……………………………….

    Really, Islam is pretty short on facts of any kind, including medical facts…

    More:

    The Shiites are undoubtedly protected from this disease, and from committing this abominable and hideous act.
    ……………………………….

    Well, of course! Ahmadinejad himself said there are no homosexuals in Iran…sarc/off

    More:

    As for the Nasibis [who hate the Prophet Muhammad’s family], they are definitely afflicted with this homosexuality.
    ……………………………….

    Shi’ites believe”no matter how improbable this may be”that only descendants of the “Prophet” can rule. This has led to some pretty ridiculous flights of genealogy in places like Iran…

    It has also led Shi’ites to accuse Sunnis of “hating the Prophet Muhammad’s family”.

    More:

    One of the devils is present at the birth of every human being. If Allah knows that the newborn is one of our Shiites, He fends off that devil, who cannot harm the newborn. But if the newborn is not one of our Shiites, the devil inserts his index finger into the anus of the newborn, who thus becomes a passive homosexual. If the newborn is not a Shiite, the devil inserts his index finger into this newborn’s anus, and when he grows up, he becomes a passive homosexual. If the newborn is a female, the devil inserts his index finger into her vagina, and she becomes a whore….
    ……………………………….

    Wow! Considering that there are only about 200 million Shi’ites in the world, this is a neat trick. I suppose the only way all of those Sunnis and Infidels are able to reproduce at all”given that their men are all ‘passive homosexuals'”is that their womenfolk are all such aggressive whores…sarc/off

    Really, when Islam is not simply being appalling”and often when it is”it also proves itself profoundly stupid…

    And remember, this vicious moron is “London-based”, meaning the foolish Brits are hosting him…

    Yasser Al-Habib has also called for only Wahhabi-controlled Mosques to be destroyed in the “war on terror”. In other words, he wants Infidels to do the Shi’ites’ dirty work for them…

  22. says

    As a personal friend of Iblis aka the Devil, I can assure you he would not place his finger up the anus of any Muslim. He does however sleep in a Muslim noses at night, and he will enter a house which contains a dog or picture. He asks me to inform all at Jihadwatch that he does indeed consort with evil jinn and loudly passes wind and flees at mach9 when he hears the Muslim call to prayer.

  23. says

    Most JW blogers are aware that Islam is full of insanity, crulity, and something most of us flush down the toilet.

    The part that twistes my understanding of all of this is, how is it our U.S. legislators know nothing about any of this? After 1400 years you’d think someone would have said something about it.

    Islam should have a couple of T.V. shows. So when it subjugates the west, we’ll understand the ideology of Islam better. Way it is now, if I told my mental health doctor about this, he’d have me locked up. So the word has to be slowly interduced to the west. Other wise they will become alarmed.

  24. says

    Look this is a bullshit
    Fadak TV is supported by Americans and Zionists like other TV channels trying to bring more problems in the islam
    we are one we are all brothers

  25. says

    “American Muslims are successful in business and entertainment, the arts and athletics, in science and in medicine. Above all, they are successful parents, good neighbors and active citizens.”
    “successful in business”
    Yep! They know how to milk the system.
    “and entertainment”
    Well 9/11 was a blast!
    “the arts”
    Our galleries a packed with muslim works! And who could be without those avante-garde dramas and magnificent symphonies that just pour from the muslim pen?
    “in science”
    Yep they know how to use our mobile phones to detonate their IEDs.
    “medicine”
    Where would we be without the advanced blood-letting techniques of the modern Jihadist?
    “successful parents”
    Wear the Burkha or I’ll strangle you!
    “good neighbours”
    Hey everybody needs good neighbours, right?
    Like Nidal Hassan and 1,000s similar.
    “athletics”
    You bet! They can run rings around our government, media and academia.
    “active citizens”
    Oh they’re active alright! Like the termites in the foundation of your house!

  26. says

    Softly Bob,

    As you know, Western people often don’t bat an eye at Iranian clerics’ monstrosities or at Saudi Arabia’s pathologically immoral culture because Westerners just say, “oh, that’s not real Islam, that’s Islam warped by the retardation and pathologies of the Middle East.”

    But evidence gives the lie to such assumptions.

  27. says

    You noticed that, too, eh?

    Straight from the cleric’s mouth–an admission that Big Al is NOT all knowing.

    Islamic “scholars” like this are indispensible to our cause.

  28. says

    “If the Nobel Prize for medicine was as phony as the Peace Prize, this guy would be a sure winner.”

    Perhaps the worthies at MIT could award him the 2012 Ig Nobel in Medicine.

  29. says

    Hah hah. Liked that about Hillary.
    Here’s a thought. Isn’t a stick of dynamite about the right size? (never actually seen such except on film so guessing)

    Another interesting thought. If this scientific genius really is UK based then I rather think he just committed a “hate” crime against me. I happen to be indigenous English, hence white,Christian. and I’m hetero. Our wonderful law decrees effectively that the “crime” is in the eye of the beholder and that the police must prosecute if someone believes that they have been racially abused (and probably many other “abuses”). I must confess that I have never heard of an indigenous Brit being born a Shi’ite SO he has called all indigenous Brits homesexuals which is, at the very least, racist and somewhat belies how I got to exist. Must check the exact wording of the law. Lawfare works both ways donty’a know. Pity that the Kuwaitis revoked his citizenship. Does the US have a space probe going anytime soon?

    As a matter of interest the “hate crime” law doesn’t apply to people from Nottinghamshire having a “nickname” for Derbyshire natives which uses an accusation of unnatural relationships with sheep – “sheep s*******”. Then again WE live by “sticks and stones may hurt my bones but calling never hurts me” and take it as normal banter. Using anything similar against Muslims, any muslims not just shi’ites, usually results in major riots and even murder.

  30. says

    At least Forrest Gump was a fictional character.

    Maybe that tells you just about all you need to know. Besides, why imply that most people on this planet actually do use their brain ?

    Haven’t found much evidence of it among politicians, for instance.

  31. says

    Muslims are not merely gay flamers; they are gay flamers who schizophrenically cultivate a fanatical puritanism in paradoxical conjunction with their sexual depravities (which go far beyond homosexual pedophilia). Satan isn’t happy merely with minions who are sexually depraved; he derives more pleasure torturing his own slaves with a puritanical torsion on their own depravity.