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When the former deputy assistant secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the U.S. Department of Energy appeared in a Las Vegas court Wednesday, he was tastefully, albeit Mafia-ishly, dressed in a dark suit with a matching dark shirt and white tie. He chose not to appear in any of the flamboyant women’s clothing he likes to wear, and that was wise: he was in court on charges of stealing a woman’s luggage from the baggage claim area at Harry Reid International Airport, and it appears that he got his women’s clothes from the bags he purloined. Brinton’s latest court appearance raises the question yet again: is the Biden regime’s ongoing love affair with sexual deviance bringing people into government who are unfit to serve and are active risks? Why, of course.
Brinton, according to a Thursday report in the UK’s Daily Mail, “was ordered to pay $3,670 to the victim and given a suspended sentence of 180 days in prison after pleading ‘no contest’ to theft.” Since Brinton is a member of the cosseted Washington Leftist elite, there is little doubt that his punishment would have been much more severe had he committed the same offense while perpetrating the much more serious crime of being an opponent of the regime.
But as it is, Brinton was “facing misdemeanor theft charges, which amount to less than $1,200 in stolen items. They had originally faced a felony theft charge since police said the amount stolen was $3,670.” No, Brinton had no accomplice. The Daily Mail has just chosen to feed his delusions by referring to him as if he were plural instead of using the masculine singular pronoun. His name is Legion, for he is many.
In a supreme irony, the judge in Las Vegas told Brinton to “stay out of trouble,” apparently without realizing that he was asking the man to alter his entire lifestyle. For Sam Brinton to stay out of trouble, he would have to give up the things he loves most, and the things that got him a job in the Biden regime. Even though his love for the wild side also lost him that job, Sam Brinton is about as likely to stay out of trouble as Old Joe Biden is to form a coherent sentence.
All in all, Brinton’s Las Vegas court appearance appears to have gone more smoothly than his appearance in Minneapolis on similar charges. The judge there was solicitous, pandering to his fantasies by referring to him as “Mx Brinton,” rather than “Mr. Brinton,” but reporters were less respectful, shouting questions as Brinton stalked stoically from the courthouse to a waiting car: “Are you here for an interview with the [Minnesota Gov. Tim] Walz administration?” “Did you visit the Larry Craig restroom?” Larry Craig was the U.S. senator who, in 2007, was arrested in a restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport for soliciting an undercover police officer for sex.
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Namer says
No worries. Biden will pardon Brinton when he leaves office.
James Lincoln says
Sammy “suitcase” Brinton:
Formally, deputy assistant secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.
Seems like that position would have required – above and beyond the proper education / training – (1) no evidence of mental illness, (2) a clean criminal record, and (3) a high level security clearance.
Failed on all three counts.
E T says
James, the mailin guy is more like a mafia Don. I will forever refer to Brinton as Sammy the Suitcase. LOL. Thanks
OLD GUY says
Brinton is nuclear waste, he must have been exposed. How could or why would you give this trash a position in your government in charge of nuclear waste?