Usually this is the sort of thing the crafty Zionists do. In the past we have seen Zionist vultures, Zionist squirrels, and Zionist pigeons, and Zionist rats, and Zionist sharks, and even sexually predatory Zionist cats.
“‘The West used lizards to spy on Iran’: Head of country’s armed forces claims reptiles that can ‘attract atomic waves’ were used by spies to locate nuclear facilities,” by Alex Green, Mailonline, February 13, 2018 (thanks to Blazing Cat Fur):
Western spies used lizards which can ‘attract atomic waves’ to spy on Iran’s nuclear programme, the former chief-of-staff of the nation’s armed forces has claimed.
Hassan Firuzabadi, senior military advisor to supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said he did not know the details of the cases, but that the West had often used tourists, scientists and environmentalists to spy on Iran.
Firuzabadi was responding to questions from local media on the recent arrest of environmentalists.
‘Several years ago, some individuals came to Iran to collect aid for Palestine,’ he said.
‘We were suspicious of the route they chose. In their possessions were a variety of reptile desert species like lizards.
‘We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities,’ he added.
His comments come after news that a leading Iranian-Canadian environmentalist, Kavous Seyed Emami, died in prison after he was arrested along with other members of his wildlife NGO last month.
The deputy head of the Environmental Protection Organisation, Kaveh Madani, was also reportedly detained temporarily over the weekend.
Firuzabadi said Western spy agencies have ‘failed every time’.
He also mentioned another espionage case which involved a couple from Germany.
‘They got them on a fishing boat from Dubai and Kuwait and sent them to the Persian Gulf to identify our defence systems,’ he said.
‘But when we arrested them, they said they had come for fishing and were tourists.’
In October 2008 Iranian security forces arrested two pigeons suspected of spying on its nuclear facilities….
StellaSaidSo says
Paranoia is at the heart of Islam.
CRUSADER says
Don’t you think there is truth to this?
There are so many reptiles running Iran, that these lizards would invariably fit right in.
How could Iranian authorities tell these lizards apart from each other?
All of them harken to earlier stone age mentalities.
tomparry says
Please even reptiles have decency- they only kill to eat not for pleasure.
Peterson says
Th reptiles that don’t understand Iranian language is a spy. Or watch for those reptiles that do not respond for the Islamic prayer call.
mortimer says
Peterson, you say ‘reptiles’. I say we now have proof that they keep pigs in Iran.
Carolyne says
Wow! Our tech ability is better than previously thought. Lizards spies! My, my.
mortimer says
Stella, that is well said! Paranoia and xenophobia are indeed at the very heart of Islam’s darkness.
I express your sentiment with even more bleakness and cynicism:
“SADOMASOCHISM IS THE EMOTIONAL SUBTEXT OF ISLAM.”
The Koran is a warrant and a license to cause “others” pain.
StellaSaidSo says
Islam is indeed the product of a sick, sadistic mind.
john spielman says
this is more than paranioa this a active psychosis
mortimer says
Yes, john, they LIVE in their castle in Spain. And this giant garden slug in the picture is actually a MEDICAL DOCTOR. He disgraces the ill-fitting, sloppy uniform in a thoroughly unmilitary manner that a real soldier would find utterly contemptuous!
Save Europe says
Insanity in this case. Lizards?!?!?! What next ?!?! ?
Westman says
Where can we get some of those Geiger-skin lizards? We can add those to our collection of giant she-camels, eyes snatched out when Musims prayed while looking up, and the satans we dug out of our noses before they could wake up.
And we wonder why Iran couldn’t make a nuclear bomb for decades, with adequate open-source information, when it only took 3 years for the Manhatten Project to create one from scratch.
The religious magic of Islam is no more effective than the student who writes nonsense answers on a math test because they “feel right”. If the Ayatollah actually takes Hassan Firuzabadi seriously, the Iranians have an absolutely incompetent leader.
BC says
With ‘intellects’ like this in charge of their military we do not have much to fear, except their lunacy
Insanity
Stupidity
Lunacy
Asininity
Mental disorder
What does that spell?
J D S says
YEAH…Absolute proof that these monkeys are as dumb as dirt.
He missed roaches, they are the best infiltrators of all. Stupidness breeds more stupidity not only are they good at breeding themselves, even to inbreeding, but stupidity breeding is abundant.
CogitoErgoSum says
When they arrest these animals do they summarily execute them as spies ……… or do they interrogate them first (no waterboarding, I hope) and then make them stand trial?
CogitoErgoSum says
Oh, wait. I hope they DO waterboard the sharks.
mortimer says
The sharks would have a massive feeding with this huge porker.
Save Europe says
I can overlook the people of Hartlepool, in England when they tried, and then hanged a monkey which they found on a Napoleonic period ship – as they thought it was a spy (yes, true, incredibly), but this is 2018, Iranians !!!!!
Carolyne says
I read recently that somewhere in the not too distant past a rooster was hanged for laying an egg. There were actually no further details.
Billy Chickens says
OMG!! Wherever you see a lizard sunning itself on a rock, grab it and throw it out a top story window!
CRUSADER says
Only thing to do with a gay lizard is to throw “it” off a tall building.!
Save Europe says
The lizard is lucky it’s orifice is minuscule. Otherwise it would ‘receive’ the same ‘welcome’ as an atypical goat.
Billy Chickens says
U.S. Lizard Army
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/pictures/LizardoidArmy.jpg
CRUSADER says
They look like our average Mud Marine!
Semper Fi
(Fi)ght on !
Jack Diamond says
Apparently, it’s worse than that. The Lizard People, Reptilians, are using Islam for a food source.
In fact, the lizards own the Muslims….
“Islam is a harvesting tool of the Repto Sapiens. Islamic Holy Wars
have killed millions since the time of Muhammad.
“At other times throughout history other groups have been used as
harvesting tools, used in war to supply dead bodies to our Repto
Sapien cousins.”
–“Warning” by Art Greenfield
Remember, in the Qur’an, ants can talk, the jinn are real, and the Jews (with their sorcery) are responsible for all the mischief in the (Muslim) world. Of course, the squirrels & pigeons are spies.
Richard says
Well, the Imams are squirrely.
ElderlyZionist says
Could not make this stuff up.
Wait until we unleash the apes and swine on you, General. Just you wait.
Billy Chickens says
Yeah, and my bunny rabbits are next in line to be unleashed, General. If you think lizards are bad wait until you see what the bunnies will do to you!
Darryl Kerney says
killer bunny….
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=monty+python+killer+rabbit&view=detail&mid=521C37471878BDBE364C521C37471878BDBE364C&FORM=VIRE
AleX says
The corrupt, infidel westernized lizards went on to spy on the beautiful gem of islamic republic of Iran.
The West must stop at once to use these insidious creatures for their own purposes of undermining the harmony in the shia caliphate.
gravenimage says
🙂
Richard says
The Apes of Wrath!
Save Europe says
From where I’m sitting they’ve been unleashed on US.
Peter Buckley says
Just the latest in a long line:
“Writing in The Times, James Hider linked the responses to the shark incident with those to the vulture incident and ascribed the reactions in Arab countries to “paranoia among Israel’s enemies and its nominal friends,” adding that “evidence of Mossad using animals is scant.”[48]
Jackson Diehl of The Washington Post also linked the two events, writing that Arab media and officials who circulate fantasies of Mossad sharks and spy birds “deserve to be mocked.” While mentioning Bret Stephens’ theory, that the conspiracy theories are an example of “the debasement of the Arab mind,” Diehl wrote that the paranoia in fact has also a more benign explanation, since Israel’s real covert operations “are almost as fantastic as the fantasies.”[20]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel-related_animal_conspiracy_theories
Paranoia indeed. As always with Islam, an odd mixture of hilarity and tragedy…………..
CRUSADER says
Better get GEICO !
Champ says
😀
gravenimage says
Mostly this is ignorant Muslims finding animals that have been tagged by Israeli and Western environmental groups. I just feel bad for the poor animals.
Dum Spiro says
Dang — it’s them dang lizards AGAIN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIycdmm-MNo
You see how this follows that…
— Spero
CRUSADER says
Nice!
Richard says
With that hatred of lizards, was Mohammed the Lord of the Flies?
Carolyne says
To funny, Richard.
mariam rove says
Way to go! Very nice post! M
Jack Diamond says
I can imagine Muslims plotting the last GEICO commercial, ever.
gravenimage says
Yes–a lesser-known hatred of Islam is for lizards:
Narrated Um Sharik: Allah’s Apostle ordered that the salamander should be killed and said, “It (i.e. the salamander) blew (the fire) on Ibrahim.” (Bukhari Volume 4, Book 55, Number 579)
Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: He who killed a Salamander with the first stroke for him is such and such a reward, and he who killed it with a second stroke for him is such and such reward less than the first one, and he who killed it with the third stroke for him is such and such a reward less than the second one. (Muslim Book 026, Number 5564)
Note that Islam believes there is a reward in paradise for killing of lizards. What a sick creed.
The murderous hatred of reptiles has to be added to the hatred of Infidels, women, dogs, and pigs…
Older Canadian says
Great!
With this mentality if necessary their defeat will be easy.
Perhaps the young in Iran can get some inspiration from this. Imagine the panic among these great leaders if it became common knowledge that ants were being used for their cause.
pnina says
This is actually a great idea.
Emilie Green says
1400 years of Muslim inbreeding,
Save Europe says
Yep, all that consanguinity is not good for the IQ.
Champ says
AHAHA!!! 😀
Granddaddy says
I can understand lizards. But why pick on pigeons? It’s not fair.
David M says
I think the pigeons are planning an appeal.
6woods says
There’s a squirrel that comes on my back porch every morning and looks in through the glass door. After he’s driven my dog completely nuts, he runs off giggling.
The lizard story is true, I tell ya!
Save Europe says
The squirrel is definitely FSB.
Champ says
The photo’s great …imagine him talking about ‘spying lizards’ and with such a straight face 😀
mortimer says
Here Hassan Firuzabadi is another sociopathic medical doctor who would LOVE TO KILL in the name of Islam!
He had no military experience, but he was appointed a major general (the highest rank the Iranian army currently uses) and he was made chief of military staff. What gives?
Maybe someone with inside information can explain why this guy is preferred to officers who worked their way up.
He was parachuted into his job controlling Iran’s military and now their ‘home armies’ of HIRED THUGS and PROTEST-BUSTING ARM-AND-LEG men.
Ibrahim itace muhammed says
Filthy mithraist Christian West,especially evil united states, and fascist evil zionist state of Israel survive on sinister plots by undermining other nations. Iran has sophiscated techonogy to detect such plots all the times. wicked satanic (holy spirit) forces !!
Jack Diamond says
Another “sophiscated” response from the class clown. Missing a shoe this morning dum dum?
Save Europe says
He’s a glorious pillock, isn’t he !!!!
StellaSaidSo says
Indeed, he is beyond parody.
Billy Chickens says
Hahahahahaha. ROTFL! Scared are you Ibrahim I.M.? (BOO!) Well just you WAIT until my two BUNNY RABBITS are let lose on you. Then you will be sorry! Better warn the General to be prepared.
Actually my bunnies can jump higher than Buraq can fly. My bunnies are bigger than Buraq and can fly around the world and back again faster than muhammad said he flew to Jerusalem and back. My bunnies are Christian and can beat up fake mithraist flying woman-faced donkeys and one stomp from their little feet can break the filthy mithrast big black mecca rock into tiny pieces.
God, I hate Islam.
Champ says
“God, I hate Islam.”
Me, too …
“Love must be sincere. Hate what is evil; cling to what is good.” — Romans 12:9
Ibrahim itace muhammed says
Billy chickens, i Will send prayers from the Quran to get the Satan (holy spirit) in your head running and track him down so that you cannot talk nonsense again and stop crucifying girls before penetrating with your large hard foreskin.
6woods says
Ibby, why are you muslims so sex-obsessed? You’re the epitome of all that is filthy and disgusting in your very sick fake religion.
Champ says
The filthy and depraved mind of a mohammedan on full display …
This is your heart, mind and soul on islam.
LeftisruiningCanada says
Ibrahim is currently in one of his manic cycles. He was like this about a month ago, so it’s about on time.
Save Europe says
To Satan? You mean Allah, right?
LR says
Ah, Ibrahim…
Allah created lizards! And pigs and dogs, and Allah is perfect!!!
What was he thinking!??!!!????!!!!!!
gravenimage says
I see that Ibrahim itace muhammed is fantasizing about Infidel men’s foreskins again…he certainly spends a lot of time doing this…
Richard says
God hates it, too.
Champ says
The imbecile wrote:
“Iran has sophiscated techonogy to detect such plots”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Impressive stupidity and so on point …
gravenimage says
Ibrahim itace muhammed wrote:
Filthy mithraist Christian West,especially evil united states, and fascist evil zionist state of Israel survive on sinister plots by undermining other nations. Iran has sophiscated techonogy to detect such plots all the times. wicked satanic (holy spirit) forces !!
………………………………
Just more proof of what the retarded Muslim mindset looks like.
Ibrahim itace muhammed actually believes that lizards can spy on him, and that they can “attract atomic waves”–an assertion too silly even for 1950s monster movies.
Further, he believes that such shocking ignorance is “sophiscated”. Good grief…
Champ says
Graven, your comment is both spot on and hilarious! 😀
gravenimage says
🙂
Ibrahim itace muhammed says
Satan (holy spirit) worshiper Gravenimage, refresh your knowledge on basic physics, It is possible.
Champ says
Such irony …
LeftisruiningCanada says
Why don’t you help educate us backwards kuffar, Ibrahim?
Oh, wait.
You already are.
David M says
Ibrahim are your parents cousins, or brother & sister?
6woods says
Yes, Ibby. The basic laws of physics are that lizards are atomic, donkeys can fly, trees and rocks can speak, and ‘evil Zionists’ can make themselves invisible in order to sneak into muslim homes and steal shoes (but always only one).
gravenimage says
Ibrahim itace muhammed wrote:
Satan (holy spirit) worshiper Gravenimage, refresh your knowledge on basic physics, It is possible.
…………………………
Um…no. There’s nothing in basic physics that indicates that lizards “attract atomic waves”, nor that they can be trained to report back to their ‘Western spymasters’.
If Ibrahim itace muhammed wants to “refresh my knowledge” of such matters, though, I eagerly await his links…
He has never gotten back to me on those Bible verses, though…or on uncircumsized foreskins being “hard”. Perhaps I shouldn’t clear my calendar, after all…
gravenimage says
Hilarious, LeftisruiningCanada.
Indiana Tom says
Ibrahim itace muhammed actually believes that lizards can spy on him, and that they can “attract atomic waves”–an assertion too silly even for 1950s monster movies.
Lizards are blasted by an atomic test explosion and mutate into spies for the CIA.
WPM says
Ibrahim itface muhammed thinks the Zions Joos will release a Jewish Godzilla to rampage threw the Islamic country of their choice. His knowledge of ” basic physics” is limited to his morning bowel movement in the morning ,and from his writing the constant masturbation while watching third world animal human porn films.
Carolyne says
Ibrahim–do you have some aluminum foil in your house? If so, tear off a piece about one and a half foot, fold it in half. Then take the corners inward to form a triangle. Then fold a cuff on the bottom and wear it on your head to defend yourself from the waves coming from lizards. This also works for waves from the CIA, Mossad and outer space.
Save Europe says
Well let’s be honest – he’s likely to be in Bangladesh, watching copious amounts of bestiality, and thankful that he laminated his laptop’s keyboard and screen.
gravenimage says
Ibrahim itace muhammed is Nigerian.
StellaSaidSo says
@ gravenimage
Ibrahim lives in Nigeria, but according to several of his posts on JW, he is an Arab, born of Arab parents. I am inclined to suspect that he is in fact Nigerian. Maybe he will clarify.
Carolyne says
He isn’t that Nigerian who is a member of the royal family of Nigeria who has left me a lot of money, is he? I hear from that one often. All he wants is my bank account number.
LeftisruiningCanada says
Ibrahim has made nothing clear, ever, apart from the depravity of islam.
This he has done very well. 🙂
gravenimage says
Stella, he could either be an Arab whose family was originally from the Middle East, or he could just be a Muslim from northern Nigeria who claims to be Arab.
This is very common in places like Sudan, where Muslims who are obvious sub-Saharan Africans claim to be Arab.
StellaSaidSo says
@ graveimage
‘This is very common…’
You are right, GI, they are natural liars, which is why I doubt the veracity of his claim to be an Arab. However, there are many Baggara tribes in the region, and it is possible, if highly unlikely, that Ibrahim is telling the truth.
Indiana Tom says
Iran has sophiscated techonogy to detect such plots all the times. wicked satanic (holy spirit) forces !!
Lizards are just full of wicked satanic (holy spirit) forces !!
You cannot make this stuff up.
Cry havoc, and let slip the lizards of war!
WPM says
Right Godzilla meets Linda Lovelace , you can picture the rage this retarded inbred has .You can picture these idiots running around the desert shooting at anything that move because it is spying on them.
Save Europe says
Filthy? Tolerant much?
don vito says
so glad you posted itace, I wondered how you would react to these zionist lizards. -39
infidel says
Mad Muslim jaanwar Jehaadi.. living in fool’s paradise of megalomania..
Z says
Iran is run by paranoid lunatics… good
gravenimage says
Islamic Republic of Iran’s armed forces top dog says West used lizards that can “attract atomic waves” for spying
……………………………
This would be hilarious, of course, were it not for this:
His comments come after news that a leading Iranian-Canadian environmentalist, Kavous Seyed Emami, died in prison after he was arrested along with other members of his wildlife NGO last month.
……………………………
Muslims are willing to murder innocent people on the basis of their paranoid fantasies. This poor man.
Ed Lee says
Muslims are such slaves to religious myth, superstition and self-imposed ignorance. Back in the late 1990s some Iranians were hearing “disturbances” in the sky but could not see anything to explain it. Many imams said, with certainty, that it was Allah preparing to unleash the Day of Resurrection, and millions of people started getting ready for divine judgement. Then, a couple of older military pilots who had been trained by the Americans back in the days of the Shah, got in their aircraft, flew up and found the real situation. It was Global Hawk and Predator drones with cameras that were being used to spy on Iran. As far as I ever read, the gloom and doom imams never commented about their error.
Save Europe says
Well let’s not forget there was a fatwa issued stating that Muslims should never enter space – yes, seriously! Mentalists!
pnina says
For once I agree with a fatwa. Muslims in Space – does that sound like a good movie to you?
StellaSaidSo says
Muslims in space? Excellent idea. Let ’em have their own planet, and a one-way ticket.
WPM says
If they enter space the jinn stars up there might attack them ask Ibrahim itace muhammed .I think he has a degree in time, space , and Physics in Islam F.U. University the good general in the top photograph I think attended there also.
LeftisruiningCanada says
Hassan Firuzabadi…..needs smaller shoulder pads.
pnina says
Seems like he’s hiding some spy lizards there.
LeftisruiningCanada says
Certainly no shoulders hiding in there, so yes, it could well be.
Maybe they have bred up some islamic Jew detecting chameleon lizards that turn blue and white when exposed to the Zionist radiations emitted by Israeli spies?
StellaSaidSo says
I think he has his tailoring done in North Korea. All garments guaranteed to fit somebody else.
gravenimage says
🙂
Jack Holan says
Firuzabadi the Idiot must not be aware that U can beat confession from anyone. Amazing detection of those Lizards to justify murder for a COS wearing a Doorman’s uniform.
Eric jones says
This Iranian senior military advisers proper rank is General Confusion!
Eric
gravenimage says
Good one!
Matthieu Baudin says
The Lizard Central Command is said to be operating from somewhere in Central Australia sending specialised cold blooded commandos to all the dry and dusty reaches of the globe.
Champ says
lol!! 😀
LeftisruiningCanada says
Second only the Navy Seals
gravenimage says
The Muslims are probably keeping their eyes open for actual pinnipeds…
infidel says
Muslims also despise the Chameleon..
Chand says
Muslims are taught to hate lizards as they supposedly bit into the leather water pitchers and drained the water in them which contributed to Hassan and Hussein and their families dying from thirst, at the Battle of Karbala.
One might see young boys chasing lizards to stone them…………….
This officer’s claims are ridiculous and hilarious.
ElderlyZionist says
Really? That’s hysterical. But then, I’d suppose it would only be the Shia Muslims who hate lizards, the Sunni would praise the noble lizard mujahidin, ‘Cuz, y’know, Hassan + Hussein, Battle of Karbala, beat themselves bloody, Rafidite dogs, worse than Joos, etc. etc.
ronieman says
The only reptiles in Iran are in the government
Valkyrie Ziege says
; Religion, causing mental illness since the dawn of humans.
People need to grow-up, and to stop the constant, self-important, bitching about president Trump, and start dealing with insanity of billions of religious zealots on a destructive them-or-us death march.
Ed Lee says
Valkyrie, I agree completely. All religion is based on myth, superstition, self-imposed ignorance, and an insistance that there is no such thing as change. I have recently read the Qur’an and Bible in their entirety. In many chapters of both books are descriptions of technology that were inexplicable to the people of the time. Arthur C. Clarke’s 3rd law applies: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
tpog says
My sides are hurting so much — what a good way to start the day!!! Keep up the derisive comments, JW readers, if there’s enough ridicule hopefully they’ll implode
Islamic dictatorships should continue spewing out this garbage; as it’ll continue to show the ongoing saga of their stone age ideology together with the low IQs of their leaders (inbreeding). If they do it’ll give us more occasions in which to RIDICULE and have a RIOTOUS TIME WITH OUR COMMENTS.
MFritz says
Comical Hassan?
LR says
graven,
So heartbroken to read this…Too many intelligent, brave folk are getting slaughtered by evil people…
gravenimage says
Grimly true, LR.
LR says
The Lizard People!…
Are everywhere, beware!!!
*****
Happy Valentine’s General Komodo!…